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i am bland fucking bean curd

cancerous speaking dripping from their mouths

About Me

Don't pull the plug on me, no, no... Keep it in and keep me high...Shock me, make me feel better... Shock me, put on your black leather... Shock me, we can come together... Come on .

My Interests

art and drinking.......

I'd like to meet:

Persimmon, my talking shetland pony.

Music:

16 horsepower and patsy cline

Movies:

breakfast at tiffany's, the princess and the warrior, lost in translation, run lola run, the dangerous lives of altar boys... finding nemo, hedwig and the angry inch, marylin monroe movies, barefoot in the park, a street car named desire...the ring, harry potter, the virgin suicides, lord of the rings, the eye, gangs of new york, amelie, spirited away...memento and donnie darko. i like to watch forgein and sundance films, along with really shitty movies that try to be artsy(aka virgin. go rent it now)......

Television:

golden girls!!!!......

Books:

tom robbins

Heroes:

anybody that makes my life worth living

My Blog

need of sleep

it is almost 5 and i am drinking to fall asleep. school is taking its toll on me. is this what i am going to be like forever? odd hours of work and play? destined to have dark circles under my eyes an...
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST

i am getting a giant

of the dog variety. these are my finalists: that is max. he is 135lbs of mastiff loving. and that is miles. he is a neapolitan mastiff mix...
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 03:32:00 PST

another great addition to a bag of shit, my life

so i smashed my half thumb with a hammer very very hard. and it is swollen and unmovable with out great amounts of excruciating pain. the upside... pain killers! thank you VSU!  
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:12:00 PST

NEW HOME!!!!

so this afternoon mindy and i will be signing a lease on a beautiful house located on Williams street. i am very excited, infact i might wet myself. so, this next week will be full of moving and decor...
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 10:10:00 PST

freaky doll with no fingers

i started my bronze sculpture today. my fingers hurt from molding wax (for the "lost wax" method of bronze casting) but beside the throbing pain in my fingers i am really rather excited. it is going t...
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 07:07:00 PST

the mexican alley way

i had a dream last where i got raped in a alley by this mexican in valdosta. it was scary because when i woke up i thought it was real for a bit. i hate dreaming. my dreams are always fucked up and ba...
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

abnormal tits surgery requested!

  You scored as abnormal. you need to get plastic surgery abnormal 100% saggy 50% perky 33%wht type of boobs do you havecreated with QuizFarm.com   this is bullshit!!!...
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how did i become a mom with out giving birth?

this is my birthday week...my 21st birthday week mind you. so why am i the one driving everyone home after we go out? i should be the one puking out the windows of my friend's car and apologizing the ...
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

why?

why do people come back into your life when you are trying to forget them?
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blog for july 8th

fuck sobriety.   things are more beautiful when your mind is altered.
Posted by i am bland fucking bean curd on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST