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I'd like to meet:

Eliza Dushku Kelly Barons, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Jaime Pressley, Monica Keena, Trey Parker and Matt Stone,Steve Buschemi, Heather Graham, Weird Al Yankovic, Kevin Millar, Christina Applegate, Kristie Swanson, Linda Fiorentino, Nick Nolte, Sean Connery, Charlize theron, and last but certainly not least, Kevin Smith.. a true genius

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chris
Birthday: lucky me 7-7-74
Birthplace: Worcester State hospital..ma went crazy when she found out there was more than 1 of me
Current Location: right here..constantly changing
Eye Color: different shades of blue
Hair Color: ummm... wherever it is growing, dark brown
Height: 5' 10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed..that's all I have to say about that
Your Heritage: eenie meenie minie mutt
The Shoes You Wore Today: stink like a mother fugger
Your Weakness: kryptonite and mexican food
Your Fears: chix with dix
Your Perfect Pizza: no such thing.. I hate pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to spend the day with my Geena
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I am away from my computer right now
Thoughts First Waking Up: owwwwww my head...need beer
Your Best Physical Feature: my gorgeous eyes and my "magical" tongue
Your Bedtime: has my teddy bear and a nice Dr.Seuss book
Your Most Missed Memory: whuhhh? If it is missed memory, how would I know
Pepsi or Coke: lol.. neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK burgers and Mickey D fries
Single or Group Dates: one at a time ladies.. get in line
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: BLECH.. neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: neopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee: whats the difference for 1 ..and for 2 ..neither
Do you Smoke: cigarettes..occasionally
Do you Swear: all the fuk-ing time
Do you Sing: much to the dismay of the people around me at the time
Do you Shower Daily: who is that?
Have you Been in Love: damn you evil survey.. damn you
Do you want to go to College: I can't anymore.. the restaining order prevent me to go near the ladies campus
Do you want to get Married: been there..done that..noooo thank you
Do you belive in yourself: of course I do.. don't you
Do you get Motion Sickness: I'm getting dizzy filling out this survey.. does that count?
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I am beyond attractive
Are you a Health Freak: hell no.. just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Ma-sorta..pops..dunno
Do you like Thunderstorms: absolutely
Do you play an Instrument: after a night of cheap beer-chugging, I play a mean toilet trumpet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: MONTH?????
In the past month have you Smoked: you asked me that survey
In the past month have you been on Drugs: noooooooo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: up yours survey.. HAVE YOU? have you EVER been on a date? okies.. on to next question
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: lol.. I am 32, not 13
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I haven't eaten a box of oreos in my lifetime
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: where are we going with this one
In the past month have you been on Stage: what? ..no
In the past month have you been Dumped: haven't had a chance to be
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: for all you with pools..no.. there..now you can sleep tonight
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope,nope, not at all
Ever been Drunk: who .. me?..never
Ever been called a Tease: not as far as I know..
Ever been Beaten up: I beat myself all the time
Ever Shoplifted: yes..and it was a lousy pack of gum, so lay off
How do you want to Die: old age.. 130-ish, if possible, please
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: my name is kwis an I wunna be un asstronut
What country would you most like to Visit: North America.. I heard it is pretty nice there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brunette
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: doesn't matter too much.. not taller than 6' and no lower than my knees
Weight: preferably proportionate
Best Clothing Style: dressed/undressed.. either way is fine
Number of Drugs I have taken: I had a couple Advil back in the 90's
Number of CDs I own: 4
Number of Piercings: zip
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1.. Dropping out

Music:

Movies:

Armageddon, Titanic, Fever Pitch, American Wedding, Dogma, A Knights Tale, Count of Monte Cristo, Devils Advocate,A Night at the Roxbury, Forrest Gump

Television:

Web Junk 20, Around The Horn, Sportscenter, King of Queens, Simple Life 2, Jeapordy, ER, Monk, Cops

Books:

Green eggs & ham, Dianetics, War and Peace...please, don't take me seriously, people spongebob sailor mouth

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Heroes:

Duffman,Spuds Mackenzie, Fox from "The Man Show"