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Sarah

I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

I embroider sideboob, teratoma and people that like Jerry Garcia. I cross-stitch tits. I am saddened by the need for fashion dogs. Bad hair is not enough! People need brands and of dog! A lot of mutts and perfectly good dogs are killed to make room for the wrinkle dogs of America. I started playing guitar when I was 14; what I am really good at is math (and writing and ranting and sticking up for people). Antibiotics are widely available, so the next time I get followed into a dark corner in the main room I am squirting it at your face.Minesweeper, Rags To Riches, Phatasy Star, Word Mojo, Alex Kidd in Miracle World, Super Mario Brothers 2, Joker's Wild, Ms. Pac Man, Rampage, Mortal Kombat, Zillion, Pumpkin Mania, Train Tycoon and Kaplan GRE LSAT make me very happy but Minesweeper makes me the happiest. I went to the MOMA with HR from Bad Brains but he's not as cute as Shannon's lil' monster!I can nail a three-band-sounds-like when I am with Martin Devaney. Soon I'll be making a coffee table book of my stint in a haunted warehouse. I would like to own a high quality washer and drier set. I would like a goldfish pond and a drug-induced frog chorus. I would like more percs, too. My ex-boyfriends are the best people in the world!I made this:infantsquirrel.blogspot.com.

My Interests

I like like Pi with Andy on Sunday morning, whiskey and calculus, old nail salon posters (especially ones that feature $100 bills), collecting Waterfuls, rig drivin' mags, terrariums, Country Singles, ass smacks and dirty WW2 trading cards that say "nipponese" or "she couldn't say no."

I'd like to meet:

Patrick McGoohan. A real ghost. Maria Devitt's treats. The lap dog of God. My great-great-great-great grandmother and grandfather who staged elements of the underground railroad. Sarah means "princess" but I detest pink and I like a good foot clutch. I'm wedging a sledgehammer in my cowboy boots for the next time we meet at the lighting control dock. I can give you that new face you need... and I can throw in a moob tuck with my nails. That's how I roll, poly. I'm a fucking brat but that's how you need to be when you're no Amazon.Sarah Rachael is my name I'm special as can be For on my daddy's birthday My mommy gave him me.

Music:

Ween, Z-Rock Hawaii, Paul Evans, Mae West, Tindersticks, Prince, No Neck Blues Band, The Flying Burrito Brothers, Howe Gelb, the first B-52's record, Queen, PJ Harvey, Heart, Alejandro Escovedo, Chris Connor, Giant Sand, Pink Floyd, Midnight Evils, Charlie Feathers, ODB, The Dirty Three, Little Feat, The Avalanches, Deep Purple, Pink Mountaintops, Black Mountain, Goldfrapp, Pavement, Simian, Nutz, Wishbone Ash, The Bees, Grateful Dead (which you will never appreciate, thank god), Doug Sahm, Can, Iron and Wine, Clip'd Beaks, Bob Dylan, Steve Earle, Lowell George, Bad Livers, Daniel Johnston, Dan Hicks, Albert Ayler, The Kinks, Thin Lizzy, Calexico, Chooglin', Fuck, Kool Keith, Pretty Things, Dwight Yoakam, Jerry Garcia Band, Nick Drake, Timbaland, Beck, Nick Cave, Leonard Cohen, M. Ward, Jerry Jeff Walker, QOTSA, Camper Van Beethoven, Gay Witch Abortion, Jay-Z, Sage Francis, Lewis Parker, Buzzcocks, Handsome Family, Neutral Milk Hotel, Marvin Pontiac aka John Lurie, Neko Case, GBV, Gang of Four, Motorhead, M.I.A., Neil Young, Wanda Jackson, LCD Soundsystem, Death From Above, Built to Spill, Midnight Snake, John Cale, Roxy Music, AC/DC, Tom Waits, Dr. Dre, Red House Painters, Sonic Youth, R.L. Burnside, Jim White, Billy Preston, Dinosaur Jr., Johnny Cash, the 13th Floor Elevators, the Louvins, Butthole Surfers, JT, Chuck E. Weiss, Al Green, Michael Jackson, CCR, Miley fucking Cyrus, To Rococo Rot, NWA, Jon Wayne, The Beachwood Sparks, BR5-49, Elvis Costello, XTC, Goldfrapp, the Clash, Albert Ayler, Nirvana, Devendra Banhart, Neu!

Movies:

Rope, Breaking the Waves, Rashomon, Bubba Ho-Tep, Trouble Every Day, Driver 23, Knife in the Water, Bande a Parte, Raising Arizona, The Naked Gun and shit like that, Lost Highway, Bottle Rocket, No Country for Old Men, Meatballs, Nanook of the North, the Staircase, Airplane!, Spike and Mike, HELLBOY TWO! HELLBOY TWO!

Television:

Twin Peaks, The Prisoner, Trailer Park Boys, Weeds, Fawlty Towers, Rome, Are You Being Served, Lost, Carnivale, Squidbillies, documentaries and any real TV.

Books:

As I Lay Lying, Light in August, Castle, House of Leaves, Lolita, We, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time, Me Talk Pretty One Day, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Lolita, We.

Heroes:

Animals in plastic bags. Emmitt Till. Bill Murray and Chevy Chase. Meth babies. Hiroshima generational gappage. Brian Vanderwerf's kissing gourami which has set the standard at 2307 Plezz for several years. Curan's daughter. The extra white matter in my brain which is why I have small seizures and get sad and talk too much. Rose "Warcastle" Devitt. Andromeda, who stuck his foot out for me 20 minutes before he died (even though he had never let me touch him before). He died in my arms. My dad, who once gave mouth to mouth to a kitten that was floating in a plastic bag in Lake Kinney. It lived. My little brother Ryan who's sister was such a bully that he had to get oral reconstruction. Jose and Maria, the sweet children that live in the basement.

My Blog

Oh Rudy.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=XSvGdfOfLFw I always like to pry myself from the joys of managerial accounting and disjunctions/unions/compound inequalities for good, clean fun. That will all end tonight a...
Posted by Sarah on Sat, 24 May 2008 02:24:00 PST

Im funny.


Posted by Sarah on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:19:00 PST

Milk

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Posted by Sarah on Fri, 23 May 2008 01:56:00 PST

grody to the maxxx

Remember saying that when we were in 8th grade? Why would you advertise the fact that you are having a rash or a funny tingle? I have never had as much as a bee sting... but I can imagine (w...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 22 May 2008 10:08:00 PST

having a self-proclaimed drinking problem

does not make a person talented.
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:50:00 PST

Last night.

So PARDON MOI if my dress was cute and Andrea's ass was BANGIN' but quit throwing shit at us! Andrea got a hipsterbit in her pocketess and one little hipsterbit bounced off my back. Next time I am ins...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 20 May 2008 11:40:00 PST

yeah, dude, totally.

Only the most advanced intellectuals appreciate the Dead. Do they make pressure washers for human bodies? ...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 19 May 2008 10:10:00 PST

Twenty blog views

For just today. And TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY-THREE BLOG VIEWS THIS WEEK! That's only half of my profile views this week. I'm flattered! Pretty soon there will be a band named after me... oh, wait.
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:04:00 PST

ouch

Mickey the douche bag - WHO USED TO BE MY PARROT - just bit me on the lip... hard. BITCH! No more whistle fun, shitty green aerocunt. Hey: before you get all excited from the good news,...
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:54:00 PST

I agree!

The worst bands of all time (of course the Doors are in there)   Click to agree!...
Posted by Sarah on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:09:00 PST