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Ryan

My ambition is handicapped by my laziness

About Me

"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. " - Charles Bukowski**************************************************** ********************************************************"I assume my reputation for arrogant presumption precedes me" ************************************************************ ************************************************
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My Interests

Humanism. Music, books, filling out forms, going to shows, magazines, sleeping, playing guitar and other instruments, hanging out, people watching, art, writing and recording songs, watching movies. I am also a devout contrarian.

"Honest is how I want to look. The truth doesnt glitter and shine." - C.P.

I'd like to meet:

Marla Singer. Myrna Minkoff. Ignatius Reilly. Mia Wallace. H.I. McDunnough. Kilgore Trout. Henry Chinaski. Fun people to go to shows with, drink with, hang out, etc etc....

yahoo & AIM - ryanholweger

Music:

Neil Young, Bob Dylan, Wilco, The Replacements, Paul Westerberg, Townes Van Zandt, Neutral Milk Hotel, Bonnie "Prince" Billy, M Ward, Richard Buckner, Uncle Tupelo, Radiohead, Okkervil River, Golden Smog, Arcade Fire, Ike Rielly, Magnolia Electric Co, Ryan Adams, The Wrens, etc etc...there are many many more, but you get the idea.

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Goonies, Super Troopers, Dig!, Pulp Fiction, The Royal Tenenbaums, Little Miss Sunshine, The Last Waltz, Rushmore, Garden State, Raising Arizona, Napoleon Dynamite, Eternal Sunshine, Vanilla Sky, Dr. Strangelove (or How I stopped worrying & loved the bomb) American Beauty, American Psycho, Broken Flowers, Crash, Capote, The Aristorcrats, Full Metal Jacket, Office Space, Donnie Darko, Ace Ventura, Dogma, Crash.....

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, South Park, Reno911!, Family Guy, Deadwood, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Aqua Teen, The Office, Daily Show

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, J. D. Salinger, Charles Bukowski, Stephen King, Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahniuk, Perks of being a wallflower, Bell Jar, Confederacy of Dunces, Freakonomics, On the Road, and the classics (or at least some of them)

Heroes:

Shoot the bitch and write a book. That's what I did.

My Blog

The good times are killing me

Last night was my roommate Sarah's birthday.  As luck would have it, my sister's roommate had given me a bunch of tickets to the First Ave Employee Party.  I like the band Chooglin', and Sar...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:23:00 PST

Oversleeping

I went to the Band of Horses show at the Entry last night, and also a birthday party for a friend in the Main Room....which means I was up way too late for a school night. Anyway, I overslept this mor...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 11:51:00 PST

The Lone Biker of the Apocalypse

"That night I had a dream. I'd drifted off thinkin' about happiness, birth, and new life...but now I was haunted by a vision of--he was horrible. A lone biker of the apocalypse, a man with all the pow...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 01:48:00 PST

Top 25 - 2005

OK, since 2005 is almost over, I figured I'd post my Top 25 albums of the year.  There are probably a few I forgot about, and I know some good ones I haven't heard yet, but here's as close of a l...
Posted by Ryan on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 08:36:00 PST

what a fuckin' bummer

So this really sucks.  On Tuesday night, my youngest brothers' football team had their last regular season game.  They won, finishing the season 7-2 and clinching the #3 seed for the playoff...
Posted by Ryan on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 07:17:00 PST

New band profile

Ok, I put up a profile for my new musical project, Western Fifth.  you can check it out at www.myspace.com/westernfifth - and don't forget to add us to your friends list :) It's pretty...
Posted by Ryan on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 08:34:00 PST

Things you don't want to hear in when you're eating

A friend & I had lunch today at Bakers Square in Richfield, and at the table next to ours was a group of elderly people, all talking very loudly.  The most disturbing quote I heard:"I lost fo...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 28 Aug 2005 02:24:00 PST

The Wrens

Saturday night my roommate Sarah & I headed down to the Triple Rock to see the Wrens play.  We were both pretty boozed up, and it was a great time.  For those of you not familiar with th...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Mysterious Production of Eggs

WOW! I just picked up the new Andrew Bird album "The Mysterious Production of Eggs" a few days ago....I recommend this to anyone that likes music. At all.... You can listen to some samples here: http:...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Best of 2005 - Halfway point

I figured since it's about the halfway point of the year, (and I'm bored at work) I'd post my top 10 new albums of 2005 (so far)         &n bsp;  ...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST