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grrammmpa

Mr. Ed Is Now A Glue Stick.

About Me

grraMmmPaSpatu(la)gobs of green nervous energy entrapped LikE egg's 'n' elbow pAtches upon eoNs of sickly static soUnd-paNs. Hi! I like Mexico! Also, i enjoy Gazing at White Cielings! maybe, perhaps i too love HumaNity. Love conquers Fear like a fat indian Waitress on a salTy stick figure's Frame! eternal life through pure energy. thanks for all the time spent Dancing! sinGing! Walking! Watching! showering! cursing! Laughing! workiNg! CreaTing! princess Zelda's got a bleeding hernia. tyrannical amusement & sensless scribblings. on Live tee-vee! grab the cam-corder! play-back axe-wielding starlets in slo-motion slapstick dreaM! Hello! I like FOOd! strangers eating candy under grafitti covered bridges 'round the universe rejoice to the suite sound of god Burping. and again. the world coughs & we cover it with cold blue palms. rock yourself to sleep with your hair in a bun. connive to Kiss dead relatives. rambunctious under-fed artists stretch the circumfrence of an astroNauTs Mask, only to get sent late rent checks. GreeTingS! I like people. also i think sports suCk! even drawf tossing & competitive eAting. I love wordS, souls, ghosts, Aliens & muSic. whoever doesn't like mUsic, i wanna meet that per(son), because i wanna know what the son of a bitch looks liKe! Introspection, elemental,musical,calm, quiet madness that enriches the spirit from the distorted orange inside ouT.
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My Interests

interests? thats a trick question! okAY, MUSIC, ARt, food,creation,survival,memory,love,god,aliens,words,sound,no ise,comfortable feelings, odd feelings,nonsense,thought,reading,writing,delerium,buying a used car that does not break down,psycho-analysis,reaction,over-reaction,trips,goals,Bela Lugosi,Buddha,neighbors with messed up lives,RECorDing(im recording this right now)dream-plays,theatre,film,family,file-sharing,decoration, simultaneous happenings, "coincidence","reality",divinity,fantasy,imagination,humor,g ore,murder,happiness,cheesiness, editing,space(outer) interdimensional travelers/biengs, soul,the mind,the sub-conscious,hallucination,delusion,overcoming tragedy and pain,lust,halloween,cooking,learning,exPressioN,honesty, dishonesty,secret inventions,escape,acceptance,knowledge,the ridiculous,the essence and reason behind "right" and "wrong",Neale Donald Walsch,William S. Burroughs, Brion Gysin, maGic, ghost visitations,hindsight,LASAGNA,animals,cassette tapes,the mail,familY,oh this could go on for days..

I'd like to meet:

iD like to thank Myself, Mr. Ed, M.E.I.N.A.G.S., Welfare is Cool(check it out on myspaceMusics), God, all familia, friendS,drUGs,Onzello(checkoutonmyspacemusic) & the Department of menTal health for making this li'l bit o somethin possible and plausible in the (free) world. Also, to Fanny: Rub-a-dub-gack-roller-paint-2,000 dollars for the finIshed Product. (hint, hint)signed:}G.S. **OH! I'd like to meet just about AnyOne (except racists,child-abusers,women-beaters,Kenny G fans,homo=phobes, Bible-thumpers & fucking midget-haters.) Maybe in particular if I could, William Burroughs &/or Bob Dylan or Salvador Dali, or myself in an alternate dimension.

Music:

MUSIC is one of the best things in the History Of The Universe; i like: Blind Lemon Jefferson, throbbing gristle, anAl cunT,Cannibal Corpse,Death Alley, the Ramones, Blondie! shonen knife, Pizzicato 5,the smitHs,Joy Division,new order,the pixies, frank black,Judy Garland, kick me ugly, dinosaur bones,regina spektor,morbid saint, Deborah Harry!,revolting cocks, Lead Belly, Benny Goodman, Mel Torme, Leonard CoheN, GZA, abysmal torment,corpsefucking art, radioinactive, danger mouse, cee-lo green,ODB,mr. rogers,laty lat lat,2-mex, THE FLAMING lipS,rudimentary peni, freestyle fellowship, WEEN, BurzuM,napalm death, Aceyalone, desmond dekker, AQua bats,Townes Van Zandt, the wailers,wooDy Guthrie,Anaal Nathrakh, matisyahu,prince buster,gnarls barkley, morcheeba,we are scientists, urinefestival,dinosaur jR.,sunset room,the legendary stardust cowboy,DANIEL johnston ,decapitated, Meshuggah,Old Man's Child, the Vapors,dimmu borgir, tom waits,Bob Dylan!,Eek-a-mouse,Merzbow, Diamanda Galas,the germs,king crimsoN,wesely Willis,screaming trees,the Shapeshifters,guns 'n'roses,King Diamond,the cure,the verve,atari teenage riot,Mortiis, shane mcGowan,Rudy Ray Moore, afroman,john lee hooker, shooby taylor,tranzloocent vibes,wolf eyes,L7,prince, Dio,black sabbath,Boredoms,Edith Bunker's Demonized Vomit Insurance,Jherri Siggenfelds Atropheed Sac, Mission of Burma,maRilyn manson,the highwaymen,baba Maal, outcast,the Cult, Bauhaus, Christian Death, LRAB,sheep squeeze,descendants,Cher, peaches,Troubled Loners,niel Young,the velvet underground, Eva O, psychic T.V., Misfits, the subways, Diecide,Willie Nelson, Roy Orbison, Hank Williams (Sr.),Death, Tori Amos, the dead milkmen, the germs, Chopin, John Coltrane,Max Roach, Dexter Gordon, morphine, tenacious D, portishead, the arcade fire, g.g. allin,mylifewiththethrillkillcult, gin blossoms, the cramps,the Pogues, Lene Lovich, Doro, transvision vamp, kid606, Dee-lite, Nurse With Wound!, English Beat, De La Soul, digable planets, Squeeze,Laser Mom, boards of canada, zuzu's peTals, theivery corporation,barbara striesand,Lou Reed,amon amarth , bazooka, Wu-tang clan, blowFly, cibo matto,Agoraphobic nosebleed,putrid pile, Aborted, Mortician, Mercyful Fate!, sex pistols, eminem, mc chris, xololonxinxo, mikah 9, BILL,Meatloaf, Eric Burdon & the Animals, Cream, Os Mutantes, Dragonforce, iron Maiden, ministRy, faster pussycat, Dangerous Toys, skid row, Tom Malmquist, prince, Al Green,nirvana, alice in chains, pat Smear, Hole, smashing pumPkins, the breeders, Beastie Boys, janes Addiction, porno for pyros,Queen, MF Doom,Tumour, obituary, Flipper, Corrine Bailey Rae, David Bowie, muslimgauze, Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan, michael frankS, frank sinatra, johnny mathis, benny goodman, Louis Armstrong, ray charles, Sepultura, Living Colour, mazzy star,hufter, cliteater, butcher abc,chemical brothers,kringspiertyfus , bob marley, pink floyd, the doors,wallflowers, legendary pink dots, ozZy osbourne, megadeth, King Diamond, Kiss, primus, meat puppets, cattle decapitation, Queensryche, oral uterus, Billy Childish, Judy Garland, barbara Striesand, Goodie Mob, Food, forkknifespoon, eeyore power tool, richard Cheese, butt Trumpet, aqua, x-Ray specs, Thurston mooRe, squirrel nut zippers, Reverend Horton Heat, William hunG, Kids of Widney High, Jandek, Warlock, james Brown,Sleep, rage against the machine, Temple of the Dog, Legal Weapon, Taylor Dane, blue Oyster cult, cemetary rapist, C.B.T., Joe Williams, (this list shall bee expanded ridiculously in tyme...i LOve long lists..)

Movies:

NAKED LUNCH, the devil & daniel johnston, bieng john malkovich, lord of illusions, Friday, Cheech & Chong's Nice Dreams, Pee-wees Big adventure, Rocky Horror Picture Show,Shock Treatment, Hellraiser, Altered States, Dracula (o.g.), Black Cat, Aliens gone Wild!,nacho libre, Freaks!, Lou Reed; Rock n Roll Heart, The Omen, texas Chainsaw massacre, Burning Moon, little Women, One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest, Awakenings, A Scanner Darkly, Decline of the Western Civilization (the Metal years), Batman, Spiderman, The incredible Hulk, Dead Again, the Music Man, the Sound Of Music, My fair Lady, Interview with the Vampire, The Hamiltons, In The Realms Of the Unreal, Clive Barkers Plague, Super Size Me, EvilEnko, Helter Skelter, bram Stokers Dracula, Barefoot in The Park! Cannibal The Musical!

Television:

Twilight zone, X-Files, MSNBC investigates, forensic files, cold case files, Batman, Star Trek.

Books:

William S. Burroughs!, Allen Ginsberg, Albert Camus, Jack Kerouac, Dosteyevsky (did i spell that right?) Kafka, Phillip K. Dick, E.E. Cummings, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, John Saul,cARlos Castaneda, Arthur Rimbaud, jim morrison, Neale Donald Walsch, edgar allen poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Lou Reed, Lester Bangs, UltraViolet, C.S. Lewis, Gordon Rattray Taylor, I ching, 21 lessons of Merlyn(Douglas Monroe), sci-fi short stories, the Paranormal; a modern perspective on the forces within, without and beyond(John Spencer), And Comic Books!

Heroes:

Heros are momentary and disposable.-G.S.

My Blog

subject forthcoming...

HEllo Young World! Step off bo-yyyyyyy! ummmmm..i mean Hey Y'all! I only say "y'all" in blogs. not that you'd care. who the hell ARE you? Im a human bieng, living on planet earth. I like writing, sing...
Posted by grrammmpa on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST

MY muSIC on A PodcasT!

An origiNal song I recorded; Can Be Heard at  http://www.larrywinfield.com/sundownlounge.htm It is on shoW # 68. My Name Is Grammpa Spatula! YEs! ;}...
Posted by grrammmpa on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 02:29:00 PST