Swan Songs of the 90s |
The swan songs. Musical eulogies. Deathnotes as they were.
Sometimes an artist is at the height of their musical abilities when their careers and lives are cut short. From then on, the last musi...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 09:44:00 PST |
AGING: Side effects may include |
The other day I fell asleep while jerking off. I woke with a limpy in my hand and the credits of a bad porno playing. It was like four in the afternoon and the primary reason I found myself a-...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:44:00 PST |
Me and pain have this understanding, see... |
The random weather, a night of trying to keep up with a professional drinker, a day of riding bikes with a friend that is in far better shape than I and trying to turn my man-boobs into pecs has all l...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 08:58:00 PST |
BlogPick 22: The Freaks Come Out at Night |
Blog Pick time again:BJ’s Restaurant is the greasy spoon in Jacksonville. Often dirty, and usually just barely passing their health inspection... it’s like a second home for me. I have spe...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 06:41:00 PST |
St.Patricks Day Fiction: Strong Coffee |
"Happy St. Patty’s day."
"Traditionally, the shortened form of Patrick is Paddy not Patty.
"Really? What’s the traditional, shortened version of obnoxious-prick?"
&...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 11:39:00 PST |
Spring, a time for reflection, and thoughts of biking and Bondo |
I’ve been looking back at my old blogs. Ugh! It’s like looking at an old notebook of bad high school poetry. Some of them gave me a chuckle, some of them are unintentionally funny. Then th...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:07:00 PST |
UGH!!! this sucks... |
My mom has whats known as spinal stenosis, a condition where the channel in the spine where the spinal cord is has narrowed and causes great pain. She has been on her back for the past week and a half...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:35:00 PST |
BlogPick: Its Not Me, Its you |
Once upon a time I was a member of a blogging group called BlogPick. This is a group where talented blog writers (and a few misguided hacks like me) agree to post a blog on a randomly selected&n...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:17:00 PST |
Mysteries of Medical Science: Road Wood |
You're on a family vacation, the kids are asleep in the back seat, your wife gazes out the window lost in thought. While you drive down the highway towards Aunt Mildreds place in Boise, you ...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:04:00 PST |
Farewell Dr. Pepper, you were more than a physician, you were a friend... |
How have you all been doing?
It has been way to long since I have seen you.
Well you look great.
Me?
Yeah, I have lost a little weight, not much, but a little. Thank you for noticing!
As the title sug...
Posted by Corn on the Macabre on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:05:00 PST |
