Just looking for friends. I am in a relationship with Evil Prince and part time theater critic, the lovely Mr. Dan Miller. However, if you would like to be my friend, please send me 2 dollars. Friend requests without the requisite $2 will be turned over to a hired mercenary. Valuable unopened merchandise and "lightly" used merchandise may be substituted for cash. I am no longer able to accept live animals, white slaves, or perishable food as payment. Lawn furniture and ameture pictures of genitalia will continue to be accepted as space permits. So keep on sending those hatchet wounds and cock pics.If you'd like to donate money to the "Build Brian a Kick-ass Deck with a hot-tub" fund, please contact me.If you'd like to mow my lawn, also, please contact me.If you'd like to know what I smell like after 18 minutes in a tanning bed, please check Ebay. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..