I'd like to meet:
A rich, ugly girl, that way she can buy lots of discounted plastic surgery from my dad and be beautiful... as well as mine. I just hope it doesn't backfire and she leaves my ass when she gets all pretty.
PICTURES
These beautiful ladies are my favorite!
This is me before the operation.
Turn it.
When I was 13 and lived in Kauai... I was a model.
My girl that works mission bay
With my beautiful Jade in my brother's brand new truck.
Okay, that night we saw two people fucking next to the dance floor of a ghetto club on Washington ave
With Caro @ South Beach.
I'm J-rod and I go to parties to f'n ruin pictures bitches!
Erin, Elodie, Uneuk, and Marissa being such babes - Halloween 2005
Mansion in South Beach (Tati's birthday)
My best friend, Erin, and I at Chile's.
In Orlando
Jon is single and he is Batman. Ladies, I am accepting requests via email.
Which Wilcox sister is this? This picture looks wayyyy too sweet, lol.
Early in the night with Ilyse
Late in the night, before the pool thingy majingy.
Chillen at mah house
While chillen at mah house Jon finds ways to be the coolest kid at the party
Foor Fighter and Weezer
Contrary to Melina's fucking professional opinion... I am SLEEPING
Brothers, at mom's wedding
This orgy doesn't even need a caption, or it just needs a caption stating how it doesn't need one.
I was born beautiful.
Told you I was born beautiful.
Younger brother and I
My mom... she even acts younger then she looks, she's only the best
Fashion show in Miami, and my damn lazy eye.
I thought this looked neat, it's started to grow old on me now though.
FAU XC
First floor bitches!
Movies:
Shawshank Redemption (my fav. movie), Godfather (..2 in my book), Gladiator, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Old School, Animal House, and i'm sure I have more...
Television:
I like The OC and Smallville. I enjoy Simpsons, Seinfeld, Who's Line is It Anyway?, Family Guy, and Friends. If those shows aren't on its discovery or news.
Books:
Ender's Game has to be my favorite book. I'm much more into fiction since my imagination is so malleable.
Heroes:
Batman, green lantern, and oprah! And these guys: