Orange |
I'm really sad, I hope there's a career for me in breast feeding...Oh wait, we're not having kids anymore...Umm...I hope there's a career for me in shoe shopping,I'm a real winner.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 21:20:00 GMT |
Goodnight Owl |
In a hive held above my head, live some bees on the edge of getting mad.They hurt to swallow, they buzz in my jaws, they make me ugly andI just hate getting hurt.
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:15:00 GMT |
Remember when doing everything you could was good enough? |
...welcome to 2009.
Posted by on Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:44:00 GMT |
"I'll be back like the electric bill...." |
"...and when she's butt naked she's dressed to kill." Yep, all of my public blogs have become 1 or 2 liners. ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Jan 2009 18:26:00 GMT |
How Stella Got Her Groove Back... |
...she probably had sex with Josh too.
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:23:00 GMT |
Blue Blue Blah Bleeh |
Blah Blah blah blah blah blah bleeeh blegh blegh blah blugh, blue blue blue blue needle bahhh blue bleghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhh throwup.I'm so disgusted. WHYYy!!...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:47:00 GMT |
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch |
Christmas went swimmingly well. I loved all of my gifts very much. Couldn't love them any more if I had bought them myself. Just saw a movie and besides the fact that my boyfriend is "kind of everywhe...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:32:00 GMT |
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button |
He dies in her arms at the end.So now you don't have to go see it.Merry Christmas.
Posted by on Thu, 25 Dec 2008 22:29:00 GMT |
Thats my daughter in the water... |
I've been watching Discovery Health, the show about The Duggars Family, the ones with the 18 kids, they're so inspiring. They're very religious and extremely uptight about the way they raise their kid...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 04:48:00 GMT |
Oh, it's killing me |
I need to take pictures.I need to send them out.I need to make money.For a list so small, you'd think I could handle it...but nope.Where's a professional photographer when you need him? Baby is still ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Dec 2008 11:39:00 GMT |
