Saying my name out loud. Tickles. Cap'n'Crunch brand cereal, and all the usual boring crap (long walks in the park, my dog Smeagol, waterfalls, world peace).
Female mud wrestlers, female Roller Derby Stars, female jet fighter pilots...
The art of arranging sounds in time so as to produce a continuous, unified, and evocative composition, as through melody, harmony, rhythm, and timbre. Hunh, is this even a legitimate question?
A sequence of photographs projected onto a screen with sufficient rapidity as to create the illusion of motion and continuity. Alright, I'm through with this grilling! I have rights you know!
I don't have one. Tell a lie, I do have one... My fish are in it.
The DaVinci Code or anything by Ann Coulter!
See above (Leonardo DaVinci [who wasn't even in the book; boo Dan Brown] and Ann Coulter [so right on, you go girl]) as well a dogs and people who like people.