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Amanda

Don't fear the Raper....

About Me

I live in Seattle. I have blonde butchered hair. I have a cat who lives in California because she is wayward. I have a boyfriend who calls himself salad. I find joy in Motley Crue, the Dead and NWA....only. All other music is intolerable and will be destroyed upon entry into my beautiful beige mini-mansion. I drive a beautiful blue Buick that is very tolerant of its neglectful owner. I have been voted "Seattle's most beautiful woman" for 6 straight years. I want to be recognized for more than my flawless apperance and admirable spelling abilities so I am heading up a charitable foundation that gives all of their proceeds to assisting the war effort and helping to fund the floundering oil companies. Anyone who is interested should contact me post haste!

My Interests

I like tanning, shopping, and hanging with my girlz!!! hahahahahaha....also step aerobics....and yoga, I am very spirititul. I like learning about all the facets of my religon so I can share it with as many people as possible..I am finally on level 5 and feeling like more and more thetons are dissolving everyday.Also working on a TV pilot with a couple of talented ladies and one VERY talented cat.

I'd like to meet:

Nikki Sixx, Mark Twain, Nate Dogg and Jon Stewart, Carmen Electra and all the hottest sluts i can get my filthy paws on....I would like to say that I'd like meet someone really deep like Ghandi or even someone very innovative like Benji Franklin...but I have this gut feeling they were socially inept when it came to light, fluffy conversation which is the only sort that interests me at all.

Music:

I hate fucking Coldplay and all other weak-ass motherfuckers that exist. I mainly listen to Slayer and Metal Church but definetly there's always room for GWAR!!!!! I find the most beautiful song there is would be whatever comes pouring out of my drunken mouth during karaoke nights...now this be Britney, may be Danzig, and be that old crowd pleaser The Fabulous Thunderbirds...no matter the audience will be riveted.

Movies:

rosemary's baby, all about eve, waiting for guffman, apocolypse now, ghost dad, best in show, lost in translation, glitter, boogie nights, lets get it on (uncut version)

Television:

laguna beach bitches!!! also ANTM.....Simpsons...the Daily Show and Flavor of Love, also really recommend any show that centers around young vain-glorious fuckfaces acting like yeast infections for the whole world to see.

Books:

Anything by L.Ron Hubbard, The Dirt, The Godfather, Huckleberry Finn

Heroes:

Ashlee simpson, Donnie Rumsfeld, Prince, Nik Cage, OJ Simpson, Dr Laura, Tina Yothers the guy who played David Silvers friend who shot himself in the second season...that was an incredilbly brave choice for a young actor

My Blog

Don't call it a comeback

I been here for yearz....why is myspace such a vaccous suck of loserdom? I love how earnest these people are....seeking companionship, employment, or just admiration for their foxy glamour shots...a t...
Posted by Amanda on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 08:42:00 PST

damn it feels good to be a gangsta

I am realizing more and more just how fuckin' fly I am. 2 days ago my hoop-ride decieded it was too damn pimp to cart my ass around, and it died in Georgetown...I think a little part of all of us dies...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 26 May 2006 10:45:00 PST

May Day Everyday

Yeaaaaah gangsta....ain't no love in the Emerald City playa...just cutthroat mothafuckas in tight jeans and striped shirts booooieee! These playa's be so damn hard they get there fades done at Rudy's ...
Posted by Amanda on Tue, 16 May 2006 08:25:00 PST

where is it raining hoes?

My space has a lot of hot trashy bitches on it....orange tans, fake ass titties...trannie makeup and kickin threads from Fredricks of Hollywood or some klassy spot....my question is....where do all th...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 12 May 2006 03:54:00 PST

if this is MY space what are all these other fuckers doing here?

i have always dreamt of being an on-line blogger....so sexy and mysterious.....what do i discuss? i dremed last night that i had a hole through one of my front teeth....what does it all mean? my fello...
Posted by Amanda on Fri, 12 May 2006 12:56:00 PST