Oooh! This is easy! Eating. Going to sleep. Wee-weeing on the floor (they yell at me and put me outside when I wee wee on the floor, but ya-boo to them because I LIKE being outside, so knickers!!), scaring Paul half to death, jumping on people, falling over, arguing with Bonnie (my Mum), going for long walks in the forest, panting, digging holes all over the garden (I am bred to dig). I also have a little piece of bone that Paul has to actually pop into my mouth before I go to bed every night. I'm teething at the moment so I suppose it's a bit like a baby's soother. If he forgets I pine like crazy until he has to get out of bed to do it. Hee Hee! The bloody idiot!
I don't know... Anyone who is kind to me. Mother Teresa or Jesus or someone.
What is your name? Mogg (It should be "Mogwai" but they're idle bastards...)
What is your owner's name? Paul
Do you have any nicknames? Twat, Bastard, Arsewit, "Stop That".
Which breed are you? Jack Russell
What is your birthday? 2nd January
Do you live with other animals? My Mum. And Paul.
How much do you weigh? About 5 kilos
Are you neutered? Not yet, but I think they're planning something.
What is your favorite treat? Chicken.
What are you most afraid of? The Dyson.
Do you like baths? No.
How much did you cost? Nothing but my brothers & sisters were £150.
Where do you sleep? In a basket with my Mum.
What is your favorite toy? The big football that I popped.
Do you like to watch TV? Yes.
Do you do any tricks? Wee-weeing on the floor.
Are you a social dog? Very.
Are you friendly? Fuck yes.
Do you like car rides? No. They make me squeak.
Do you get into stuff? What?
Do you chase laser pointers? WHAT??
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
I don't have much choice really but I can tell you that it hurts my ears.
The Guiness adverts are nice. I like Inspector Morse as well. Aaah! Oxford...
I thought that WAS movies...
Yeah, right...
Grandad's big fat Jack Russell, Henry, who's had his naggers chabbed off. Oh, and the Rev. Jack Russell, naturally.