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Mogg

Be VERY Afraid...

About Me

Obviously I am not 100 years old for a start. I am a 7 month old Jack Russell puppy girl. "Tom" doesn't give an option for those of us less than a year old, so balls to him. I live in Norfolk with my Mum, my friend Paul and some other people who I don't love as much. I know his name is Paul because people are always shouting at him, which sometimes hurts my puppy ears. crown princess myspace layout

My Interests

Oooh! This is easy! Eating. Going to sleep. Wee-weeing on the floor (they yell at me and put me outside when I wee wee on the floor, but ya-boo to them because I LIKE being outside, so knickers!!), scaring Paul half to death, jumping on people, falling over, arguing with Bonnie (my Mum), going for long walks in the forest, panting, digging holes all over the garden (I am bred to dig). I also have a little piece of bone that Paul has to actually pop into my mouth before I go to bed every night. I'm teething at the moment so I suppose it's a bit like a baby's soother. If he forgets I pine like crazy until he has to get out of bed to do it. Hee Hee! The bloody idiot!

I'd like to meet:

I don't know... Anyone who is kind to me. Mother Teresa or Jesus or someone.
What is your name? Mogg (It should be "Mogwai" but they're idle bastards...)
What is your owner's name? Paul
Do you have any nicknames? Twat, Bastard, Arsewit, "Stop That".
Which breed are you? Jack Russell
What is your birthday? 2nd January
Do you live with other animals? My Mum. And Paul.
How much do you weigh? About 5 kilos
Are you neutered? Not yet, but I think they're planning something.
What is your favorite treat? Chicken.
What are you most afraid of? The Dyson.
Do you like baths? No.
How much did you cost? Nothing but my brothers & sisters were £150.
Where do you sleep? In a basket with my Mum.
What is your favorite toy? The big football that I popped.
Do you like to watch TV? Yes.
Do you do any tricks? Wee-weeing on the floor.
Are you a social dog? Very.
Are you friendly? Fuck yes.
Do you like car rides? No. They make me squeak.
Do you get into stuff? What?
Do you chase laser pointers? WHAT??

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Music:

I don't have much choice really but I can tell you that it hurts my ears.

Movies:

The Guiness adverts are nice. I like Inspector Morse as well. Aaah! Oxford...

Television:

I thought that WAS movies...

Books:

Yeah, right...

Heroes:

Grandad's big fat Jack Russell, Henry, who's had his naggers chabbed off. Oh, and the Rev. Jack Russell, naturally.

My Blog

Lovely Bathtime. Number 2. 2007.

Eleanor (who incidentally hasn't bothered getting dressed all day, the bloody slut) said a little while ago: "These dogs really stink!" So upstairs the fatarsed tosser goes and runs a bath for me and...
Posted by Mogg on Sat, 12 May 2007 10:41:00 PST

Vid Blog .3

Hello! I've got a new video blog up in the videos bit. It's a fucking disgrace. Love Mogg xxx
Posted by Mogg on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:25:00 PST

A Nice Walk

Paul and Carol, along with "Becksie" and "Love Me Or Hate Me and whatever or something or other" took me and my Mum for our 6-monthly walk in the woods today. The swine can't be bothered as a rul...
Posted by Mogg on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 01:08:00 PST

My Little Clock Is Ticking... They're Sharpening Their Knives...

Before I start, have a look at THIS little scenario... I am attracted to the rustle of cellophane. Often this sound heralds a tasty treat, usually in the shape of mechanically-removed goat o...
Posted by Mogg on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:53:00 PST

HEAT!

It's been so hot that fat-arse has taken to wearing a powder blue nightie around the house. It has little cornflowers embroidered on the little puffy sleeves and makes him look like that big woman out...
Posted by Mogg on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 10:33:00 PST

Puppy Dreams

I had a  few dreams tonight whilst on Pauls rather ample lap. At one point I heard through the puppy gauze of sleep: "Get this thing off me! I'm trying to watch the footy with a bloody vibrator o...
Posted by Mogg on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 02:49:00 PST

The Bastards

went away for the night and left me and my Mum on our own! Can you believe it??? I stood in the window and watched the car pull away on Saturday at about 9am. Usually when they do that on a Saturday i...
Posted by Mogg on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 07:52:00 PST

I can't win!

I really can't win, it's true. (Overheard) Paul: "That puppy is stinking the house out" Carol: "Yes, it is!" Paul: "Right, I'll run the bath then" So up the stairs I get carted like a sack of spuds....
Posted by Mogg on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 12:13:00 PST

Jessica's New Shoes

One of the other people who live with me had a birthday last week and got no end of presents including a lovely pair of pink shoes. Yesterday they were wearing the shoes and trod in another dog's nast...
Posted by Mogg on Mon, 29 May 2006 02:20:00 PST

I won't be a pup forever...

Setting up my own MySpace site has got me to thinking that I won't be a puppy forever. My userpic will have to change and one day I'll be a proper big dog and not so cute. Not that I give a toss....
Posted by Mogg on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:28:00 PST