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Up on the hill they think I'm OK, or so they say...

About Me

I'm just an ordinary average guy with a shaved head.
Below are some people that have been influential to me,
and that I admire.

Fact: Was an Alter Boy
Fact: Went to Catholic School for first 6 years
Fact: I was a security guard for Aetna Insurance
Fact: I worked for Nordstrom, ConnectiCare & Beltone Hearing Aids
Fact: Now I work in the wonderful world of Kid's Shoes (I'm the buyer)
Fact: I watch too much TV
Fact: Grew up in Hartford and West Hartford
Fact: Mom and Dad divorced in 1999
Fact: Have 1 Brother (Dan) and 1 Sister (Colby Lynn)
Fact: I owned a 1998 VW New Beetle (it was a lemon)
Fact: Have 2 Godsons (Austin and Christopher)
Fact: Have a dog named Elmo (He's a 14 yr. old Yorkshire Terrier)
Fact: Live in Vernon with my Girlfriend Andrea
Fact: I'm a wiz wwith useless knowledge (just try me @ Trivial Pursuit)
Fact: I drive a 2002 Jeep Wrangler (Very Standard)
Fact: I can say that I've seen every Simpsons & Seinfeld episode
Fact: I can recite most lines from the Jerk and Dumb & Dumber
Fact: Shaved my head @ 29 (it wasn't growing for 10 years)
Fact: I consider my self a leg man
Fact: I've been to over 50 concerts in my life
Fact: I cried when the Whalers lost to Montreal in 1986
Fact: I LOVE Classic Rock and other crap from the 70's
Fact: I've lived in Connecticut my whole life
Fact: I've never been to Maine or West of Chicago, Ill.
Fact: I have a long and somewhat unpronouncable last name (Blame my Dad's Dad)
Fact: I did this this way to avoid run on sentences

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason
Birthday: 1-24-1975
Birthplace: Hartford, Connecticut
Current Location: Vernon, Connecticut
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: None
Height: 5'11''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Italian/Polish/Ukrainian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ecco, New Balance, Adidas, Chippewa
Your Weakness: Saying No
Your Fears: Broccoli & Mayonaise
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme, no Anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A raise would be nice
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Don't IM
Thoughts First Waking Up: Sex
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyebrows
Your Bedtime: 10:30 ish
Your Most Missed Memory: West Virginia University & Phish Concerts
Pepsi or Coke: Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Huh?
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Espresso
Do you Smoke: Used to
Do you Swear: Fuck Yeah
Do you Sing: Poorly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Been there, want to go back.
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Sometimes
Are you a Health Freak: Maybe
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Natural Causes
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Better Person
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown/Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Don't Care
Weight: Don't Care
Best Clothing Style: Casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: Marijuana, LSD, Magic Mushrooms
Number of CDs I own: Over 200
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Three
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My Interests

If you couldn't tell Sports, Music, TV & Movies, but not exactly in that order...
West Virginia University Mountaineers Football
New York Football Giants
The Bronx Bombers
Boston Celtics Basketball
Chicago Blackhawks Hockey
NASCAR - #7 Robby Gordon
The Azzurri - Forza Italia
De Oranje - Team Holland
Uconn Huskies Basketball


Championships


Music:

Steely Dan - Show Biz Kids

Beck - Cellphones Dead The White Stripes
Radiohead
Beck
Rush
Tool
Pink Floyd
The Doors
Steely Dan
The Beatles
Pearl Jam
Nine Inch Nails
Grateful Dead
AC/DC
The Rolling Stones
Jane's Addiction
The Crystal Method
Joe Walsh
Dave Matthews Band
The Clash
Aerosmith
Jimi Hendrix
Smashing Pumpkins
Jon Spencer's Blues Explosion
The Police
John Lennon
Faith No More
Deep Purple
Judas Priest
Lynyrd Skynyrd
White Zombie
Soundgarden
Stone Temple Pilots
Pantera
311
Neil Diamond
Bob Dylan
The Band
The Who
The Allman Brothers Band
Public Enemy
EPMD
3rd Bass
Jurassic 5
Big Daddy Kane
Parliament Funkadelic
The Wu-Tang Clan
The Beastie Boys
Marvin Gaye
Otis Redding
Miles Davis
Bob Marley

Movies:

Borat
Seven
Terminator 1 & 2
The Shawshank Redemption
Platoon
Gladiator
Godfather I & II
Heat
For A Few Dollars More
Full Metal Jacket
The Good, The Bad & The Ugly
Unforgiven
Braveheart
Gladiator
The Jerk
Dumb & Dumber
12 Monkeys
Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas
Boogie Nights
Shaft
Kill Bill 1 & 2
Office Space
The Big Lebowski
I'm Gonna Get You Sucka
The Usual Suspects
The Pledge
The Insider
Goodfellas
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
The Original Star Wars Trilogy
Man on Fire
Amadeus
The Thing
Memento

Television:

The Simpsons

Upright Citizens Brigade Arrested Development Futurama
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Sopranos

The Office(NBC)
The Family Guy

Plus lots of other crap, too much to mention...

Heroes:

People who were bold enough to shave it all off. Once it goes, it goes. The Cheeseman
Nate "Dogg"
Fishing Guide/Godson
Austin
Max the Cat & My Dog Elmo


and last but not least
My Dad and my Mom