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About Me

Former Adult Film Star (known as the Thinking Man's Porn Star) and current Adult Film Director. Check out my movies from Mercenary Pictures. I'm into politics, justice, dance, art and studying different cultures. I speak 3 languages (French, German and sometimes English.) I love to travel... especially for fun, as opposed to work. I'm addicted to spa treatments, reading and quiet. I guard my privacy most of all. There's no one I like being with more than me... except Omar (my black cat) Check out my yahoo group at groups.yahoo.com/group/tinatyler65/
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Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood.Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studyin
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If you send me a message, you may have a long wait for a reply. I get so many messages every day, it's hard to keep up. Patience is appreciated. I will NOT reply to sexual requests. I do NOT escort. I do NOT sell custom videos. I am NOT here to get laid, so please don't waste my time and yours
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My Interests

Make me Laugh! I love to be entertained, so I venture out (when I venture out) to Comedy clubs (most frequently), local theater (including musicals), ballet and the symphony.
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I'd like to meet:

CHER!!!! Eddie Izzard, Robert DeNiro, Mick Jagger, Tom Petty, Steve Buscemi, Martin Scorsese, George Carlin, Quentin Tarantino. I love Stewie!Here's a history lesson as only Eddie Izzard can deliver...

Music:

I have a very ecclectic taste in music. Anything from big band, showtunes and classical to Motown, Metal, and Punk. Fave bands are: The Rolling Stones, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers, Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band, Janis Joplin, Cher, Tommy Dorsey, Cab Calloway, My Life With the Thrill Kill Cult, Mazzy Starr, Macy Grey, Alanis Morrisette, The Who
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Movies:

I'm into either hilariously funny or twisted mind f*cks. Here's a short list: Memento, Magnolia, Quills, What About Bob?, Fargo, Amelie, Mean Girls, Being John Malkovich, A'Clockwork Orange, Dr. Strangelove, Taxi Driver, Kill Bill 1&2, Bowling for Columbine, Faherenheit 911, This is Spinal Tap, Rocky Horror Picture Show
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Television:

I'm addicted to the glass teat! Here's the "short" list of some of my favorite shows: Survivor, Law and Order (all of them), Just Shoot Me, Real Time with Bill Maher, The Daily Show, Kathy Griffin My Life on the D-List, America's Next Top Model (the only show I ever watch with the uber judgemental Tyra Banks), Murphy Brown, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Absolutely Fabulous, The Sopranos, Big Love, Lucky Louie, The Soup, The Showbiz Show, Hex, Charmed, News Radio, Dirt, The Riches.
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Books:

Anything that James Ellroy (American Tabliod is my fave) or Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume is my fave) have ever written. Biographies of film syrens of the 1940's and 50's. I love Harlan Ellison. Jackie Collins is my guilty pleasure.
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Heroes:

Anyone who can make a living doing what they LOVE.
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My Blog

Two sad events

After spending the evening watching a funny movie with my friend Jeremy, I powered up the computer to check emails before bed and was thrown into a state of shock to see the headline on yahoo... Comed...
Posted by tina on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:23:00 PST

Feeling a little blog

Just wanted to let you all know that I will be blogging for rogreviews.com As a matter of fact, my introductory bog is now up on his site.Rog is a long time reviewer and friend and I was honored that ...
Posted by tina on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:01:00 PST

Dead wood?

I know I promised to blog about the goings on on the Handyman 6 set last week, but something happened that I've been thrown by and today was the first day I felt ok about it enough to blog.Handyman 6 ...
Posted by tina on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:27:00 PST

Erotica LA

Mercenary Pictures will be present at Erotica LA this coming weekend... and so will I.The booth will be a virtual one stop shop as we'll have not only dvds for sale, but toys and Lex's Male Valor Syst...
Posted by tina on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:17:00 PST

Handyman 6

If you've been a reader of my nonsense, you'll know that the last title I shot (Fresh out the Box 10) was difficult to cast, to say the least. I fully expected Handyman 6 to be the same way. After all...
Posted by tina on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:31:00 PST

Warning this post contains a rant!

So I went into Lex's office this morning to chat and on the TV was the Tyra Show (which I make a point of NOT watching usually due to Tyra's meglomaniacal and judgemental antics) and the top...
Posted by tina on Tue, 27 May 2008 02:54:00 PST

Much better, thank you

Thank you all for the well wishes and support since my last post. I wanted to let you know that I'm back to my usual happy self again, my breasts are relatively the same size again and pain free! Omar...
Posted by tina on Sun, 25 May 2008 12:00:00 PST

A draining day

So I just got back from spending the entire day at the doctor's, where 70cc's of fluid was drained from my right breast with a very long, scary needle. This may seem extreme to most of you, but it's a...
Posted by tina on Wed, 21 May 2008 05:54:00 PST

I almost wet myself

Last night my friend Jeremy and I went to the Laugh Factory, my favorite comedy club, and spent an Evening with Jon Lovitz. This was a special evening for a couple of reasons. First and most important...
Posted by tina on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:36:00 PST

What a fun way to spend an afternoon

Yesterday morning as I'm driving in to work, I get a call from Lex asking me if I want to go to a taping of the Tonight Show with him that afternoon. I asked who the guests were, like I'd say no even ...
Posted by tina on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:41:00 PST