I swear some people are so retarded |
So I'm bored and I'm browsing on myspace and I find this person:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewpro
file&friendid=4139862
People are complimenting on how beautiful s...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 06:58:00 PST |
To baldly go where every man wants to go |
Before I started dancing this guy I was with asked me to shave my *ussy. I thought damn this is weird what is he some kind of freak liking little girls or something. Don't get me wrong I kept myself g...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 08:02:00 PST |
To BOOB or not to BOOB |
When I first started dancing I was a 34 B. I had very nice perky tits. I had my breast done Oct. of last year. I was not dancing when I decided to have them done. It was a decision I made on my own a...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 11:29:00 PST |
I ain't your competition bitch! |
You know how it is girls. You go into a club for the first time to audition. Look around feeling the atmosphere and sure enough there is one bitch almost snarling at you because she's jealous and thin...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:17:00 PST |
Typical Dancer |
I just opened my little space this week & only one person informed me that my little logo said Stipper instead of Stripper. Now I guess I fit the stereo type of the typical "Dumb Blonde Stri...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Sun, 28 May 2006 12:14:00 PST |
How old is too old to be stripping??? |
Ok ladies I'm going to be blunt if you look worn out maybe it's time you think of a career change. Guys do not come to the strip clubs to see what they can see at home.
There is not really an age beca...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Sat, 27 May 2006 02:25:00 PST |
Tips for new dancers |
Well we already went through the Ghetto Wear. Now it's time to discuss how to dance.
The number 1 mistake new girls make is they dance like they are at a dance club. Think sensual, move slowly when yo...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Sat, 27 May 2006 11:13:00 PST |
DJ Bitches for the day a stripper's opinion |
Just wondering if some of you other girls get annoyed with DJs. The worst is when they get this attitude that if it wasn't for them we wouldn't be making any money. I think my tits & pussy can mak...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Sat, 27 May 2006 09:01:00 PST |
Strip Club Rules a Man's Point of View |
Before you read the 12 Rules taken from Strip Club Network please remember that all of us girls deserve respect. We are here to entertain you, not be called nasty names, or be asked to do d...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Sat, 27 May 2006 06:48:00 PST |
Dancer Advice Outfits Part 1 |
If you are just starting out you probably don't have many outfits. My suggestion to you until you make some money. Go for the simple. A simple bikini, a simple matching bra and panties.
I see some of...
Posted by Portland Stripper on Sat, 27 May 2006 06:01:00 PST |
