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Jacob

we are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be

About Me

i am madness, often strange, but rather nice and laughings a lot... sometimes at you. i like to dream ginormous dreams and take big running-start leaps of faith and be doubted by most and then toast with smiling friends, looking deep in each other's blazing eyes.. then shakin' to the beat of a different drum that's tip-of-your-tongue familiar, always looking ahead by looking inside, while never never forgetting regretting my times left behind.

My Interests

ufos, aliens, people who've seen ufos or aliens, dog parks, sushi, sweat, porn, avocados, mexico, mexicans, dogs dressed up like people, detroit sports, dancing like a fool, chopping, cooking, digging, literature, stalking underage girls on social networking sites, raw chocolate, fasting, gorging, midgets, all things bling, barack obama, woodpeckers, trombones, michigan football, loneliness, growing my hairs, shaving my head, bodies of water, being in love, being single, dank microbrews, port, daydreaming, fantasizing, embellishing, cursing, anything offensive, sharing, days off, dreamy women, mild sunburns brought out by an evening glass (or bottle) of wine, old people, kids, rambling bumbling bums, talkin shit, kickin ass, takin names, crosswords, saxamaphones, libraries, the 80's, strippers, elitism, npr, beaches, baby geniuses, kombucha, kukicha, small-scale organic sustainable farming, spanking, young coconuts, mango, north korea, monkeys (i know, i always say monkeys... some things never change), my friends far far away, being so goddamn sentimental which reveals me as quite the pansy-softy type... but hey, it's me

I'd like to meet:

souls that shine and eyes that twinkle and lips all smiles and bodies that are kickin'.. people who want to learn from me and teach me and thrill me and twist me and hold me and know me well.

Music:

mmm... musica. bob dylan, john lennon, and bob marley inspire me to the point of tears. these days i'm diggin... broken social scene, wilco, my morning jacket, lcd soundsystem, flaming lips, sufjan stevens, iron & wine, spoon, the national, the walkmen... but that's not really capturing it all. hmm... how about: the beatles. and van morrison. and al green. ooo and john coltrane. and sam cooke, willie nelson, charles mingus, the replacements, prince, neil young, the boss, the clash, smashing pumpkins, marvin gaye, talking heads, sonic youth, the smiths, the cure, john prine, elvis costello, david bowie, big star, velvet underground, the beach boys, grateful dead.. and each and every motown group, especially the four tops.. "got to have all your lovin', baby i NEED your lovin...'"

Movies:

goonies, karate kid, back to the future 2, city of the lost children, the neverending story, big lebowski, caddyshack, life is beautiful, city of god, adaptation, super troopers, rainman, half baked, don't look back, the last waltz, CB4, empire of the sun, fast times at ridgemont high, happy gilmore, lord of the rings, back to the future, high fidelity, anchorman, three amigos, outside providence, 12 monkeys, rushmore, waiting for guffman, the jerk, fletch, and ben-hur

Television:

freaks and geeks, arrested development, simpsons, weeds, the office, curb your enthusiasm, seinfeld, sopranos, fawlty towers, colbert report, and sports. mostly sports.

Books:

all things kerouac... kesey, vonnegut, irving, rushdie, robbins, hemingway, tolkien, henry miller; where the wild things are, the chronicles of narnia, tao te ching, philosophy of ken wilber and j. krishnamurti, people's history of the united states, fantastic voyage, fab five, siddhartha, a confederacy of dunces, sideways stories from wayside school... and dr. seuss

Heroes:

clark griswold, joe dumars, bob marley, his holiness the dalai lama, gandhi, bob dylan, mr. miyagi, neal cassady, paul westerberg, pablo picasso, george w. bush(ohhhhhohohoho ahhhhahahaheeheeheeeee... woo), the dude, jack kerouac, the sports guy, steve yzerman, john, paul, george, ringo, popeye the sailorman, and my daddy-o

My Blog

The History of Jacob- Part I:

    Our story begins in the Democratic Republic of the Congo, though back then it was known as Zaire.  Dr. Hendrik Lennaert Van Putten, a weasel of a man.. who happened to look lik...
Posted by Jacob on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 10:07:00 PST

if you could read my mind

jesus crust- best name for a pizza joint ever! i used to think i wanted to be jesus when i grew up but now i realize there's too much baggage.. and i like to do naughty things along with miracles and ...
Posted by Jacob on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 02:16:00 PST

it's about time

i just looked at myself.. specifically my profile.. even more specifically at my blogdom.. and realized i haven't blogged since 2004.. how is this possible? first of all, i didn't even think that mysp...
Posted by Jacob on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 11:36:00 PST

my name is

JJollyAAmbitiousCCreativeOOddBBrilliantName / Username: Name Acronym GeneratorFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

me on a tangent

the four o'clock sunshines on the nose of the planedays growing longerwinter chill wanesand i'm heading to a new homewhich leaves me rather sadi wish to relive those adventures i've hadand,there's thi...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

imagine this

i wish john lennon wasn't dead he's my favorite beatle mark david chapman is fat and stupid and i want to punch him do YOU want to punch him?
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sunny days melt away...

the troubles of cold twisty-turny nights and i sits and think about it some more really trying not to think at all and just be under the sun and breathe and envision the big balloon in my belly ...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST