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Andrea

ANDREA : I hit people when I drink tequila.

About Me

ABOUT ME: I used to pride myself in writing beautifully poetic About Me sections as well as Who I'd Like to Meet sections and even some Favorite Books sections. I feel I am a bit less creative now ever since I was hacked by a Myspace hacker. He took this from me...I shall never forget that. I enjoy sweating, I think it feels good to release all those toxins. I also love to sit around all day in a busy place like a park or a parking lot and stare at people. People are so weird! I wear sunglasses and a weird hat so that people won't notice me doing this. I also love cheese and if it didn't make me feel so bloated I would eat it by the chunk-full. I can talk about cheese all day. There are so many different kinds and all are so wonderful. Someone recently told me I have too many pictures. Let me just say that it is an obsession much like cheese and thankfully it doesn't make me bloated so let it be. Let it be. I love movies and TV and stuff, but what really gets me turned on are History Channel specials (like the Making of an Empire) and NOVA. God I love Nova.

My Interests

The nature, taking in as much sun as possible,anything or anyone Italian, hiking,rollerblading (and using the brakes)secretly cleaning my ears out with Q-tips,Alamo Drafthouse,finding the best margarita in Austin,car flirting,TRAVEL,planning other people's travels,San Francisco,PHOTOGRAPHY,art and art history...but more and more just art...bad acting,laughing,Barton Springs,musica viva,translating everything into Spanish,foreign accents,roadtrips,sailing with mi papa,wakeboarding,dancing,kickboxing (but only with Abundio)finding fun hidden nature spots in Austin, hot yoga, komboocha,belly dancing at Zein's,piano, various types of beer, pizza pizza,brown rice and porridge,and reading the Chronicle over a long drawn out brunch Sunday mornings. mmm mmm!

I'd like to meet:

These dudes:I still have a thing for short people, in particularly wiggly short people. Do not care for smurfs ever since one tried to set up camp under my bed. I'd also like to meet people who myspace hack so that I may hack them. I would like to meet a leprechaun, one willing to spend a couple of weeks with me so that I might finally perfect my leprechaun accent. And finally, people that have never seen,been on, or heard of Myspace. So I guess that's not you.

Music:

MUUUUUSICA!!!!!! Music is my boyfriend. Music is my hot hot sex.

Movies:

MOVIES:ABAR the First Black SuperMan...if you haven't seen this you havn't really lived. Dumb and Dumber, Billy Madison, Steel Magnolias (cause I'm a southern gal) La Vita e Bella, Zoolander, Gladiator, American Beauty,Big BUsiness,Fast Times at Ridgemont High, The Big Lebowski, Big Fish, Vanilla Sky, Anything Tarantino, Wayne's World...FOXY LADY!, Lord of the Rings, La Finestra di Fronte,L'Ultimo Bacio,Sprited Away,Chocolat,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Blow, Edward Scissorhands...(hence my thing for Johnny Depp is revealed)Respiro, Amelie, Forest Gump, Old School, Flashdance, Lost in Translation, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Y Tu Mama Tambien, El Lobo, Fellini Flicks,The Shining,The Secretary, The Spanish Apartment,So I Married an Axe Murderer, The 5 People You Meet in Heaven, Gia, Dangerous Beauty, Capote, Cable Guy, The Corporation, Garden State, God is Great and I'm Not, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sex y Lucia, City of God,Pan's Labyrinth, Happenstance, Babel (take that Keith) Napolean Dynamite,The Prestige,The Science of Sleep, Lonesome Jim, WAD-The Life and Times of John Holmes, Motorcycle Diaries (gael garcia bernal...mmmm!) and Army of Darkness (its so bad its good)

Television:

TELEVISIONE:Recently cured of date show addiction. I would prefer to read a good book any day. The noise of the TV hurts my ears. But I will always have a place in my heart for Conan; I have trouble sleeping at night without having heard an O'Brian monolog. And I must admit to being rather fond of Ab Fab episodes. Its so me dahling

Books:

LIBROS:Ciao America,In Cold Blood,Letters To A Young Poet,Drive Through America,The Divine Secrets of the Yaya, An Italian Affair, Choke, All Around the Town, The 4 Agreements, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, Fast Food Nation, Man's Search for Meaning, The Indifferent, The Toltec Prophecies, Pinocchio, Memoirs of a Geisha, High Fidelity, About a Boy, Number The Stars, Everything is Illuminated, A Brief History of Nearly Everything, Fahrenheit 451,The Funny Thing Is, The Metamorphosis,Confessions of Zeno, Nirvana Here and Now, The Only Bush I Trust is My Own, CUNT, Il Piccolo Pricipe,The Fermata, Vox, Pulp, Letters from Ed, The God of Small Things, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, The Post Office, The Bohemian Manifesto,Vamos a Conjugar, On The Road, Why Paint Cats- An owners manual to the art of feline decoration...and others

Heroes:

HEROES: The inventor of the breakfast taco..........................NOT HEROES:People that stand up and talk, and talk a lot, and don't say anything intelligible and just sound like they are farting from their mouth and the words that they have to say are equally as odious as would be a mouth fart, and yet for some reason these very not-heroes of mine have some sort of weird power where people applaud their mouth farts and actually encourage them and their mouth farts actually make things happen that affect me. and you. and, in fact, the entire world. I refer to them often as fucking retards (although that is offensive to retards) or fuck faces (which I assume doesn't offend too many people) but they are more commonly known as "Republican Politicians".

My Blog

the great debate

Another wonderfully insightful blog. I shouldn't even be writing anything right now but I feel this issue might plague me if I don't get it off my chest and onto something more substantial like an int...
Posted by Andrea on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 07:32:00 PST

Dan the Man

I was recently in a discussion with my friend...Alicia. Or was it Alexia? Anyway, we were swapping bad date stories. She then decided that there needed to be a blog spot for this and so twas born- Dis...
Posted by Andrea on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:13:00 PST

Big-Hatted Illegal Chair Sitter

Dreams...   I wake up the other night from a dream, caught in a cold sweat, sheets twisted and thrown from the bed and my comforter lying nearby the couch a few meters away. My hair is a wild and...
Posted by Andrea on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:38:00 PST

Explain to me...

Thanks to my good friend Mike (seen above) who posted this to me, I have an entirely new and portenteous subject of thought to spend all day mulling over and possibly then into the night. T...
Posted by Andrea on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:28:00 PST

American Fascism

A Generation of Apathy   I was having a discussion with my dad a few nights ago. We sat drinking our wine and talking politics and current events and the possibility of aliens building the pyram...
Posted by Andrea on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 08:18:00 PST

MMMM Food For Thought

It's an interesting thing, synchronicity. It is one of the sexiest words I know but what's more, it is one of the sexiest ideas to fathom. It's a phenomena that continues to fascinate me. The synchron...
Posted by Andrea on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:36:00 PST

Perils of Planning (The Giant Scorpion Attack)

Plans Foiled It's funny because everyone tells you that life is what happens while you're making plans. I find this to be true pretty much 99.9 percent of the time in my life. I've actually begun to...
Posted by Andrea on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:32:00 PST

EPIPHENOMENALISM

In keeping with my recent theme of journeys and on the road experiences, I would like to present a brief rant (I must pause to laugh at the thought of brevity in any sort of rant. Ha.) about the issue...
Posted by Andrea on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:19:00 PST

The Real World

Teased Hair-My Only Escape From The Monotony of the Real World   Lessons learned this past weekend: Besides the more important revelations that I have pieced together (you know, regarding rela...
Posted by Andrea on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST

Watch Out for Debris!

I think it is so weird how a relationship, the manner it develops and what it develops into, be it friend or more than friend or close friend or not so close friend or pure annoyance, is totally depen...
Posted by Andrea on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:37:00 PST