I couldn't have said it better.
Thanks Dictionary.com-- me & poops
Music, tornadoes, all animals (esp my poo poo...its rocky's alias, sicko), exceptions, introspection, vulnerability, love, charismatic funny boys, "choosy luvahs", intentions, humbleness, not rushing things, scrabble, liberation, truth, self, staying on track, little reminders, things i'm not supposed to do, sexy-time, childish humor, acceptance, revolution, people who say what they mean and mean what they say, laughing at people when they fall (no I don't mean old people), sarcasm, calling people names followed by the word "head", inside jokes, perversion (the legal kind...perv), driving fast, laughing, stand-up comedy, concerts, squeezing fat kitties, drawing, sushi, Pancheros big burritos, guacamole, watermelon flavored Slush Puppies, sharp cheddar cheese, Mint chocolate chip ice cream, Williams Sonoma Margarita mix, hacker Pshorr (real hefe) mmmm, early morning giggles, gaudy grandma jewelry, rebellion, dignity, integrity, being proved wrong, being proved right, Alphonse Mucha, Art Decco, Art Nouveau, 20s/30s fashion, ice cold milk, emotional availability, crushes, eccentricity, foreign countries, chivalry, friends that turn into lovers, lovers that turn into friends, sensitive masculinity, spooning, forking (what?),
Don't ask me to go to a zoo or the circus. I love animals, but it's not the 1800's. It's much easier to travel overseas nowadays. If you want to see a giraffe, Lion or elephant, go to Africa, fucker.
Anyone refreshing.
Someone who will bring me White Castle.
Friends to admire.
People who aren't heavily medicated.
Someone hot.
Humble happy souls.
Those who vow not to become old and bitter.
Big hearts.
People who run while using the cross-walk.
People who won't stick their fingers on my plate when I'm eating.
Brandon Boyd because he's beautiful, brilliant, humble and so fucking genuine.
Who I Wouldn't Like to Meet:
Girls who use men because they hate their fathers. Men who treat women badly because they don't respect their mothers. Those who disguise hate/discrimination and lack of knowledge as religious beliefs. Those who disguise bias/judgment/ignorance/racism as well-informed. Anyone who calls hunting a sport. George Bush. People who like George Bush. Anyone who limits themselves to a specific political party. Fragile egos. Bitter people.
I play my CDs all the way through and don't know the names of the songs
substance. Therefore...PORTISHEAD - Incubus - Esthero - Deftones - RADIOHEAD - Massive Attack - Lamb - FIONA APPLE - Jeff Buckley - Outkast - Led Zepplin - Rocco Deluca - Coldplay - PJ Harvey - Primus - Cake - Doors - Al Green - Stevie Wonder - Billie Holiday - Chevelle - Rage Against the Machine - Nirvana - Tool - Beastie Boys - Sublime - The Police - Violent Femmes - Tupac - Fugees - Mos Def - Prince - Nelly Furtado (pre-timbaland) - Blondie - The White Stripes - Damien Rice - De la Soul - Paolo Nutini - Feist - Cat Power - Jamie Cullum - Bright Eyes
& OMG britney spears...really? no.
I'm constantly in search of new music...please tell.
Anyone is better than Neil Diamond.
Please don't ask me to go to a musical.
silly humor - 80's - Ferris Bueller's Day Off - Annie - Goonies - Alice in Wonderland - Back to the Future - A Night at the Roxbury - 9 1/2 Weeks (Sorry...Mickey Rourke was fucking hot back then) - Dumb and Dumber (1 & 2) - Swingers (duh) - The Big Lebowski - National Lampoons Vacation - The Jerk - Coming to America - Big - American Beauty - American Psycho - Forrest Gump
Do I wanna watch a gangster movie? nah, i'll pass. How about a love/comedy? ehhh, why can't it be just a comedy?
Hold all reality shows EXCEPT Project Runway, Intervention and What Not to Wear. The Soup. House. Dirty Sexy Money. Real Sex. Pushing Daisies. Dexter. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Da Ali G Show. If a Six Feet Under re-run is on, i'll still watch it. I love that show.
Miranda: "Who would I invite to my babyshower besides you guys?"
Samantha: "All the bitches that made you go to theirs."
porno mags...the dirty kind
MLK jr. & YOU if you agree. Those who aspire to be viceless. Kelly. The blind. The deaf. People who break rules. Jane Goodall
and these people ( Orangutan.com ) because they devote their lives to helping little guys like this:
He's so cute I can't stand it.