The Joe

1. I'm a bit of a loner. It's not intentional... it's just that people annoy me.2. I'm not the quiet type. I just don't always have a whole hell of a lot to say. 3. I put hot sauce on damn near everything I eat. 4. I've been working since I was 15. Since then, I've had more jobs than I can count with my fingers and toes combined. I hate my current job. Paycheck Career 5. I'm a little crazy. Not the kind of crazy that involves stabbing people at random. It's more the kind of crazy where you walk around the house half a dozen times before you leave to make sure every light is off and nothing is on fire, then checking the front door at least another half dozen times just to make sure it's locked. 6. I'm in the process of trying to quit smoking cigarettes. It's not easy. Just typing this is making me geektwitch. Oh the things I'd do for a camel light right now. 7. I don't give a fuck. I know that sounds a tad cliche, but it's the truth. 8. I like sleep. I don't get enough of it. 9. I'm all too aware that I'm not living up to my full potential. 10. I've been single for quite some time and still have no problem with it. I've been in some horrid relationships and seen other people in even worse relationships, and quite frankly, I'm in no hurry to settle down. I'm just going to sit back and wait for my soulmate to come to me riding on a white horse. Or more realistically, driving a white Altima. Ok, so no white. Blue will work nicely. That's not important! This brings us to number 11. 11. Convenience. LOVE IT! 12. I sing and/or scream along to whatever song I'm listening to in the car. I don't care who's watching. 13. I'm making it a point to be just a little bit more cocky, considering that I don't think I'm cocky enough right now. 14. I don't hold grudges. I'm too lazy for that. 15. Revenge is awesome when physical labor isn't involved. 16. I find that I prefer lots of things from the 1990s. 17. My weight seems to fluctuate on a daily basis. 18. I hate 90% of the clothing I own. 19. I have grown to become rather annoyed with people who refuse to speak to me in proper English. 20. I am really really horrid about not answering my phone. I can't help it. People just never seem to call at the right time. 21. I've grown to really hate Nashville. I should leave, but I don't want to go through all the trouble just to realize I hate the next place I move to. 22. I am rather partial to the number 22. I'm not sure why. 23. I prefer stormy days over sunny days. 24. My favorite color is blue. 25. My hair is naturally curly. Like really curly. I've spent most of my childhood and early adulthood trying to rid myself of the curliness before finally giving up. 26. I still want a cigarette. No I don't! Yes I do! No! Yes! bah 27. The identity of my biological dad is still completely unknown to me. Melissa seems to think that it's Gene Simmons. I could see that... 28. For all you country bands on Myspace: Just because I live in Nashville does NOT mean I actively listen to country music. So stop with the friend requests. 29. Obviously, The Dixie Chicks are the exception to my country music ban. 30. 30 will come eventually.