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About Me

I'm an artist and wheeler-dealer. I run the operation known as Evilkid Productions . I do art. You may have seen it around. Unfortunately, however, nobody really cares about art. Somehow, though, I continue to make money off it. Probably because I spend a lot more time and energy making money than making art.

At my website you can see pictures like this:

But you can no longer buy things because retailing has proven itself to be "not cost effective."
I am the creator of the online comic strip " Kitty and Robot ."

I am also the maintainer of the RetroLife blog.

I am also an occasional member of The Pyrate Sisters All-Girl sideshow .
I live with my boyfriend in Brooklyn. Hands off ladies. Lindsay Lohan and Jessica Simpson are always trying to steal him from me and I'm like "step off, bitches."

My Interests

dining, long walks, travel, tequila, men, business

I'd like to meet:

I like nice people, movers and shakers, deft wits, and Professional wrestlers who will model nude for me.
Also, people who aren't paranoid or insane.
For the record, I hate myspace. I probably hate your band. I don't want to engage in discourse with anyone who refers to me as "U." If you post ads for yourself in my comments I will delete them. If you want to contact me and actually get a response, email me: [email protected].

Music:

Lots of it.

Movies:

I like movies where goofy dudes go through lots of wacky hi-jinks to defeat a morally dubious authority figure and then kiss the girl.

Television:

wrestling, cartoons and shows starring fat guys

Books:

I can't tell you that.

Heroes:

Mick Foley, Dick Bruna, Rudy Giuliani, Marcel Duchamp

My Blog

Art Show in Philadelphia

First and foremost...My exhibit at the Trinity Art Gallery in Philadelphia is opening tomorrow! That's Friday evening, June 2nd. Opening reception is from 6pm-11pm, so I encourage anyone in the Phil...
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:44:00 PST

Drunky McDrunkerstein

El Ricardo: You're drunk!Me: Me Too! (pause) I guess that's the perfect response to that statement.
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:10:00 PST

With friends like Matt, who needs...something

Note: "Hot wang" refers to the 20 cent Monday night hot wing special at Lion's Head Tavern...not that that really makes this conversation make any more sense....
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:22:00 PST

Typical relationship problems

El Ricardo: What are you smiling about?Me: Nothin'El Ricardo: Okay, as long as it's not pandas.Me: Ha! I WAS thinking about pandas!El Ricardo: I KNEW IT!
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 03:51:00 PST

My pants are taunting me.

Pants: Haha...you're fat!Me: I'll cut you.
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 10:39:00 PST

Omelet Friday!!!

So here in my office, the offices of Evilkid Productions (which is conveniently located ten feet from my bedroom), we have started a tradition: Omelet Friday!!!Actually, we've only done it for two we...
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 11:05:00 PST

Nacho Libre is my new favorite movie and I haven't even seen it yet

So I'm out with Jee last night to see "She's the Man" and we saw the trailer for Nacho Libre, the upcoming film in which Jack Black plays a Mexican wrestler. This is proof that there is a god who wa...
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 08:16:00 PST

Men do not like being compared to baby pandas during sex.

Okay, maybe it's not so much that they don't like it. But they are baffled by it and it seems that men don't like to be baffled during sex. Okay, ladies, I know you probably have the same problems I...
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:31:00 PST

More art shows

Well, I got one piece into Dirty Detroit this year ("Fresh Meat" again.) and I got one piece into Seattle Erotic Arts Fest (Sailor got in, but surprisingly, my Tribute to Art Frahm didn't.) Perhap...
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 02:54:00 PST

So I have a boyfriend now.

So yeah, I met a guy we got along and he was like "can I be your boyfriend?" and I was like "okay" and now I have 280 POUNDS OF RAW BOYFRIEND POWER! NO HOLDS BARRED!!! He's a movie producer, whic...
Posted by A.V. Phibes on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST