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darren the punk rocker

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About Me

i like to laugh and thrive in the company of people who enjoy stimulating mayhem.while on a bender my buddy bet me five bucks that i wouldn't join the army. as a man of my word here i am...he still hasn't paid up and it's been three years.i am an internationally published fiction writer and poet, a lover of the arts, and a park slope, brooklyn barman who served with the 101st airborne division in iraq.soon to be out of the army and brooklyn-bound with my insanely breathtaking punk rock wife, Mrs. Bride of Dracula, i plan on going on a several month tsunami of bizarre sex with a blow-up doll and my wife wearing different colored wigs, winking my hazel-green lady-killers, enjoying the snow during winter, shooting bottlerockets towards people at the bus stop from my fire-escape, and adding garlic to everything i eat.some people think i'm a rock star but i only live like one. i am a rakkasan, i am an island.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone that doesn't want to stab me while i try to sleep, people who deface public restroom walls, and ANYONE WHO WOULD RATHER DIE ON THEIR FEET THAN LIVE ON THEIR KNEES.

My Blog

one of my short stories

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Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:01:00 GMT

more prose for the deviants

..> home submission info tips links archives   To dismiss all rumors, this is the true story about the killing of Sir Marauder, and the end of the beginning of the free world, as ...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:40:00 GMT

some more old crazy shit

..> home submission info links archives Darren Subarton "You don't have anything to worry about, we always pick up our stuff off this guy. He's reliable but he's a little weird, so be on...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 01:37:00 GMT

Finally out of the Army!!!

Ladies, gents, and other low rents, I am officially out of the army, back home in Brooklyn with my honey and our cat (Bunny Kitty 666), and I must say, it was worth the wait! I admit that I still feel...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 07:15:00 GMT

Firefight in downtown Tikrit: Part 1

Firefight in downtown Tikrit: Part 1 My platoon, 3rd Platoon, was doing a Q.R.F. mission, the Quick Reaction Force for our company, and got called out to the market district in downtown Tikrit for a ...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 17:58:00 GMT

8/25/07...3 older published poems

The Painter Above the Sub Shop A stroke on canvas, a piece of her soul, an inkblot on paper, one more slice of her mind. I would tell her she could be my lesbian lover if she imagined me with tit...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 15:39:00 GMT

snorting pills and screaming "fuck the army"

Hey hand-fuckers and pillheads, Currently listening to Husker Du (New Day Rising) fighting the battle with thirst, but with ICE cold beer in my fridge, looks like thirst will win this battle once agai...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 13:03:00 GMT

Hey Mommy Dearest, Happy Motherfucker's Day

To all the mothers and you motherfuckers, Enjoy the day and enjoy the weather! I am very greatful right now for having such a loving, caring, beautiful woman in my life, and hopefully next year at thi...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 03:11:00 GMT

The horrors of war

Hey everybody, THIS IS IMPORTANT! Those of you that know me know I am completely non-political, and I don't care so much if you support the war or not. I appreciate how everyone supported me and my bu...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 09:12:00 GMT

Some fan mail from a spammer...ha ha!

..> ..> From:  Madam Que.. http://www.myspace.com/impririoproductionz Date: Apr 27, 2007 8:11 PM  [ ? ] Date Sent: 4/27/2007 8:11:00 PMBody:your a hater & this is the south were all...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 21:17:00 GMT