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Calvin

Everybody shake...everybody groove...

About Me

Acerbic and unapologetic. Exceptionally smart and well rounded. Notoriously self-indulgent with wicked tastes and an insatiable appetite for the un-ordinary. Revel in creating awkward moments. Sense of humor is usually too dry for most to comprehend. Enjoy lounging around the house in PJ's and robe all day (Hef is my idol!). Entire liquid intake consists of coffee, TAB, vodka, bourbon and expensive imported beer. Usually drunk...Hi, I'm Calvin; have we met?

My Interests

Gourmet cooking, internet porn, Luminol, ice hockey, drunken hooliganism, international shipping of containerized cargo

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You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

I'd like to meet:

A hot Hungarian girl; oh, wait...I married her...

Music:

I'm an '80's historian and a closet goth; I'm addicted to SIRIUS satellite radio channel 22.
Oh, and I've seen The Rolling Stones at Wembley Stadium...
Your Taste in Music:
80's Alternative: High Influence
80's Pop: High Influence
Old School Hip Hop: High Influence
Ska: High Influence
80's R&B: Medium Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

Buckaroo Banzai, Blazing Saddles, 5th Element, Betty Blue, Last Temptation of Christ, Metropolis, Secretary, Creator, Payback, Into The Night, Ed Wood, The Abominable Dr. Phibes, Terminator 2, The Uninvited, O Brother Where Art Thou, Man on Fire, Big Trouble in Little China, Bad Santa, Hunt for Red October, Arthur, My Favorite Year, Late for Dinner, Smokey and the Bandit, The Stunt Man, Blade Runner, Crash (Cronenburg), Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Escape from New York, The Seventh Seal, ORIGINAL Star Trek movies 1 through 6 (except not so much of 1 and quite a lot but not all of 5).

Television:

Keen Eddie, Nash Bridges, Miami Vice, Magnum P.I., 24,The Night Stalker, Space:1999, Lost, Outer Limits, Night Gallery, The Addams Family, Wild Wild West, Twilight Zone, The 4400, Star Trek (the ORIGINAL one-and-only bitch!), Battlestar Galactica, The Shield, The Avengers, The New Avengers, Return of the Saint, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, CSI's, CNN, Three Stooges, Perry Mason, Gilligan's Island.

Books:

Playboy, TV Guide

Heroes:

Peter O'Toole, Keith Richards, William Shatner, David Caruso, Burt Reynolds, Gomez Addams, Justin Wilson, Don Johnson, me in my kilt..

My Blog

The Martian Chronicles

So the weatherman keeps talking about "Indian Summer"; I'm surprised. In the politically correct era, shouldn't that be "Native Amercian Summer" or even something completely innocuous "Supplemental Su...
Posted by Calvin on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:04:00 PST

The Nitty-Gritty of Shoulder Surgery (not for the weak stomached)

For anyone who's interested, here's how it goes: you tear some tendons in your rotator cuff (the rotator cuff being that section of your shoulder where all the muscles come together that allows you to...
Posted by Calvin on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 05:49:00 PST

Laughed so hard I...

nearly peed in my pants:ENGRISHI've GOT to eat at this restaurant....
Posted by Calvin on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 06:07:00 PST

Just say NO to prescription drug abuse...

'cause the prescription always runs out...
Posted by Calvin on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 04:04:00 PST

Here's the bottom line of it....

My friend Tara Busch is a musical genius. Just listen to her song "Get Drunk and Fuck" and decide for yourself: http://www.myspace.com/tarabusch . There is NO GOOD REASON why she is not famous...
Posted by Calvin on Mon, 29 May 2006 12:30:00 PST

WWDJD?

What Would Don Johnson Do?Think about it....
Posted by Calvin on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 03:47:00 PST

This is funny

The ImpailerPeople Iced:Thirty FiveCar Bombs Planted:TenFavorite WeaponPliersArms Broken:OneEyes Gouged:NineteenTongues Cut Off:OneBiggest Enemy:FirecrotchGet Your HITMAN Name...
Posted by Calvin on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 06:17:00 PST

This is my blog....

Please notice me! Please listen to me! This is my pathetic, insecure cry for help....
Posted by Calvin on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:09:00 PST

Blahg Blahg Blahg

What the f*uck is a blog, anyway? Just another way of saying "What I have to say is witty and profound and YOU should be reading it". Yeah, whatever...
Posted by Calvin on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:07:00 PST