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About Me


If I am calm in one anger, I'll skip a 100 days of sorrow....


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Joie De Vivre! Spice of life....that's one way to describe me. I'm also somewhat of an enigmatic dichotomy. Once folks think they have me all figured out, WHAM-o! I sling the proverbial poo less expected.In the salad bowl of life, I am the peppercino....SPICEY, yet an acquired taste! I'm also mad crazy about John White Alexander's REPOSE that hangs in the Metropolitan Museum Of Art Mezzanine gallery. I adore that museum & everything else about Manhatten! That's one of my all time fave places!!! .. www.misfithair.comProfessionally, I'm a Hairstylist/Makeup Artist and LOVE what I do.....I view it as a continuation of my theatre training. Sculpting, painting directly on the skin or prosthetic effects, slitting throats and making my blood by the gallons are a few skills I possess as well as making folks look and feel their personal best! I'm a REDKEN Color Specialist who ENJOYS a good hair challenge. Corrective coloring is one of my specialties! AND it's all about making folks look and feel beautiful one client at a time.I currently am one of the foodslaves to 2 basset hounds, Lemon Poppy Sparky Pancakes and Cletus Mac-N-Cheese If You Please. YES, those are Really their AKC names. He's a red and white - 71lbs. and a Still Growing GINORMOUS Moundage of Houndage! Cletus became a 1 year old on February 28, 2007! It's crazy how time has zipped by and our little puppy Cletus aka the "bear-pig" has turned out to become a Mr. Mouthy "Baby Huey". He's taller than Poppy (she's much more of a petite size 50lbs. of snausage). Sometimes Cletus goes 'flat basset' on us which is not as often as in the past since he's "become a man" with his newly discovered schneckle, yet I digress - he looks like he has pancake butt.Our Lemon Poppy became 3 years old on 3/16/07. She's our little 'butch bitch' that is quiet inside but LOUD & PROUD while running the yard. Poppy isn't too fond of the labs or the weiner dogs on either sides of our fence. She's a tad finicky and NOT socialble like Cletus (but she does have the potential!). Having Cletus Mac join our family has REALLY helped Poppy not act sooooo psychotic....he's bringing some normalcy to that of our "Abi-Normal" hound.
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In addition to those hounds, I also have a maroon bellied conure - Sr. Puerquito aka Mr. Piglet or Piggy with whom I attempt to speak Spanish, yet it comes out as Spanglish and all I receive in return from him are kissy sounds, my cackle/laugh immitated and him screaming at various venues of the day and least to mention, the hubster - John of over 15 years legally 05/08/07. (Last year our anniversary wasn't a celebratory day nor was the remainder year for that matter - we buried John's Father, Bill Suttle on 5/6/06 from complications of his Lukemia returning and him without any immune system to fight off the pneumonia.) As an added side note, I hope for everyone in my family peace and that we all have a much better year and more ahead without any future sorrows. But back to John and myself...Basically, John and I shacked up back in college over 22+ years ago (cheap rent). Besides getting my BA's from ECU I also got my MRS. Ok, that IS a bad joke! And my only feeble attempt at humor.In a nutshell, life is good. It is what it is. Not with standing, I quote Norman Cousins, "Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies within us while we live." Also, Albert Pine said: "What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others & the world remains & is immortal."'Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.' -Ovid

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Red wine, good conversation, cooking & entertaining friends. However, I don't subscribe to, buy or sell crazy! Save that drama fo yo Mama!It's HOT and .... www.misfithair.com

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I'm stealing this from DAG - I feel the exact same way! So Props to YOU DAG! You're a genius!!! "You. You are on my friends list here, so, yeah... I want to meet you!" & "Jesus. We'd be buddies. We'd hang out & shit. He would see me as sensitive & thoughtful. I'd compliment him on his choice of Birkenstocks."It's masochistic on my part, but I've always wanted to meet & get to know my biological father, alas that doesn't seem to be coming to fruition for me in this lifetime....shabbat shalom motherfucker
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Music:

Let's just say I have a wicked eclectic taste in different genres of music. Not all are listed below but if you listen to my project playlists I've put together on myspace www.misfithair.com page which is linked to THIS page, you'll get a smattering of what I'm into. Mind you, that just begins to scratch the surface!


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I totally dig Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, RUSH, Pink Floyd, Frank Zappa the Rolling Stones, Tenacious D, CAKE, Billy Redfield, The Fray, Queens of the Stone Age, Cowboy Mouth, SCOTS (Southern Culture On The Skids), G Love & Special Sauce, Smashing Pumpkins, Oingo Boingo, The Talking Heads, Julian Lennon, Sean Lennon, John Lennon & Yoko Ono, Bjork, The Sugar Cubes, The Hoodoo Guru's, Don Ho's (Tiny Bubbles)-(RIP), Wayne Newton, Tom Jones, Graham Parsons, Eric Burden/War, The Kinks, The Animals, Sting, The Police, Stevie Ray Vaughn, U-2, ColdPlay, Queen, David Bowie, Madonna, Jennifer Lopez, Neil Diamond, Velvet Revolver, Beastie Boys, the Ramones, the Misfits, the Pretenders, Etta James, Corine Bailey Rae, Dido, Annie Leonnox, Chris Issak, Billie Holliday, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson (even though he's a whack job - he's still freaking talented!) Billy Joel, Mel Torme, Meat Loaf, Gershwin, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Bob Dylan, the Doors, Metallica, DIO, Steely Dan, AC/DC, Luscious Jackson (Why did those chics split up?!?! They rocked!) Kings of Leon, Jeff Buckley & Minnie Riperton (RIP), Jack Johnson, Green Day, Jay-Z, the Fugees, Fergrie and most other genres of music EXCEPT country. I deplore the twang and would rather jab out my eye with a cocktail fork than listen to that shite! The only exceptions to that comment are Patsy Kline...her voice is haunting and bittersweet sublime and Johnny Cash - the man wore his black rather well indeed! Willie Nelson doesn't suck either, so he's ok. And some Rockabilly or Cowboy western music like Hank Williams Sr. ain't bad. But I'm not one who subscribes to that style normally. I'm more of a rock n roll rebel without a cause.

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Movies:

The Corndog Man and SWIMMING are 2 pictures I'm rather biased about. www.misfithair.com I love TOPSY TURVY, Jane Erye, Vanity Fair, The Age of Innocense and most period films. Memoirs of a Geisha, Pulp Fiction, Pecker, The Haunting and other epics I can't get enough of!!! Also, I adore old black and white classics and musicals too!Most anything Christopher Walken does blows my mind....he's one twisted ticket/actor! Gary Oldman is another artist I've always admired as is John Cusack & Johnny Depp - they're just too dreamy, funny yet intense. But it's actors like Robert Dinero that just makes my jaw drop. No matter what he does, I am just amazed and always able to have poignent conversations about those films and the characters! Women who I admire in the industry range from Sandy Bullock, Jodie Foster, Holly Hunter & Lili Taylor. Those gals are MODERN pioneers in their own respects. Ava Gardner, Elizabeth Taylor, Audrey Hepburn, Rita Hayworth and so many others I'm completely humbled when watching any of their films. Those women had such a WOW factor going on and are the higher standard I feel these new actors should aspire to achieve and embrace. There are soooo many more to mention I can't even begin the list! So I'll just wrap up this diatribe on the faves since they're numerous and endless! However, I must mention that MOONSTRUCK is one of my all time faves!!! That film reminds me of my family in a nutty way! My Polish Aunt Tessy married an American-Sicillian Italian Gentleman, my Uncle Bob and they say life imitates art and art imitates life...one is the other yet the same! Well it certainly is in my family! Can you say movie of the week waiting to happen?!Ok I have to mention that I LOVE the film Napoleon Dynamite. That scene where Uncle Rico pegs Napoleon riding Pedro's bike with Pedro with Kip's steak KILLS ME! Ok maybe it's only funny to me, but I love this scene! Enjoy & Chuckle it up! Napoleon gets pegged with steak

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Television:

One cannot posses enough TIVO's or VCR's!!!! MUST SEE TV!!! Dirt!, Dirty Jobs w/Mike Rowe on Discovery, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, The Riches, Damages, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia on F/X, Deadwood (Damn You HBO for not putting closure on that stellar show! As 'Al' would say, "You Fuckin Cocksuckers!"), Entourage, Big Love, WEEDS, Californication, Dexter, Mind of Mencia & RENO 911, Conan O'Brien, Medium, Las Vegas, SNL (SUX BIGTIME THIS past 2007 SEASON! Yet I still watch like the masochist I am!), 30 Rock, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Desparate Housewives, Army Wives, State of Mind, Side of Life, Kyle XY, SouthPark, Family Guy, the Simpsons, King of The Hill, Hero's, Brother's & Sisters, Everybody Hate's Chris, Smallville, Supernatural, One Tree Hill, Lost, Bones, House, My Name Is Earl, The Office, ER, NCIS, Cold Case, Without A Trace, Ugly Betty, Boston Legal, all the Law and Orders & the CSI's and many other shows I record, watch and fast forward thru! I'm not big into reality tv...that is just a waste of good tape/Tivo/DVR space except for Split Ends and Sheer Genius on Bravo! In a nutshell, I don't particularly care for reality TV, but I do watch a tad bit from time to time for a personal self esteem boost or entertainment factor. Clean House on the Style Network doesn't suck - Mark Brunetz is quite talented and good at what he does for sure! The bottomline is this, if there's something on the tube which piques my curiosity, I'm most certainly going to be viewing it one way or another. Yes, I suppose some might think it's a tad sick and obsessive...well I simply retort, "gal's gotta have her hobbies and her 'stories' along with those...so STEP OFF MY CHEESE MAN"! Anyway, that's what the fast forward button is for! Mash the dang thing if you don't like what you're watching and move on! Nuff said. www.misfithair.com

Books:

Webster's Dictionary(s), Roget's Thesaurus, The Jones English Pronouncing Dictionary, Quo Vadis by Henryk Sienkiewcz, Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and anything written by Anne Rice and The Te of Piglet are on my top list!

Heroes:

The sandwich or a person???? If it's the former, Jersey Mike's...if it's the later, my Parents - Patricia & Richard. They've given me a solid foundation of ethics and love to learn and grow from - becoming who I am now (rather neurotic, a tad obsessive compulsive, anal retentive, kind hearted type A personality who's wound a bit tight...BUT Hey! I've got a wicked sense of humor about it all even though I have low self esteem moments, I still put on my 'game face' as not to let folks know that I'm screaming internally. SHITE! I just let the cat out of the dang bag!) As usual I digress and ramble into tangents and am even known to dangle a participle or do something wicked with a preposition, back to the Folks - Their 30th anniversary was on 11/05/07. Happy Anniversary Parental Units~!

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This weekend is the CBHR WADDLE/Charleston X-mas Parade!

Carolina Basset Hound Rescue Carolina Basset Hound Rescue. CBHR needs your help with fostering. Open your heart & home to a needy basset. It's extremely rewarding!...
Posted by Pj on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 07:40:00 PST

Todays Thought (Thanx WB Ward!)

Man has made use of his intelligence; he invented stupidity. --  Remy de Gourmont ...
Posted by Pj on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 05:14:00 PST

Panthers FOOZBALL - they REALLY suck it huh?

Q:  What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?A:  The Carolina Panthers.Q:  How do you keep a Carolina Panther out of your yard?A:  Put up goal posts.Q...
Posted by Pj on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 06:08:00 PST

A Thought To Ponder.....

"Love All.  Trust A Few, Do Wrong To None." William Shakespere ...
Posted by Pj on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 07:37:00 PST

The TOM BOLT Hate goes on....such amusement for all!

----------------- Original Message -----------------From: thetomboltshowDate: Nov 20, 2007 4:58 AMTom Bolt persona says...."You're short, VERY fat, and can't do anything but squirm in your own lard."H...
Posted by Pj on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 06:17:00 PST

In Retort to Tom Bolts Self Loathing Blog! HAHAHA!!!

This is what HE wrote at:..>..> ..> 11/19/07 4:36AM I hate Tom Bolt For those of you that give a shit. You might be reading about me rejecting some woman that I went out with a few weeks ago. S...
Posted by Pj on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 06:05:00 PST

Todays Quote

"Not right now.  Not This time.  That's a long, long way from never." Women's Murder Club...
Posted by Pj on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:00:00 PST

I keep dreaming....

Dreaming Of Unrequited Love My mind yearns for youI put my soul into thisWishing for what notYou're in my minds eyeI can only dream of youHolding me closelyI cry silentlyWhy cannot I be truthfulMy ...
Posted by Pj on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:58:00 PST

RUCKA RUCKA ALI is a sucka & a MUTHAClucker (SHUT YO MOUTH!)

Look here you MYSPACE FREAKS who don't have ANYTHING else better to do - IF YOU POST A PUBLIC BULLETIN AND BITCH ABOUT YOUR BLOG BEING YANKED BY MYSPACE - DEAL WITH IT AND THE RETORTS FROM FOLKS COMME...
Posted by Pj on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:00:00 PST

Thoughts For The Day Thanx To Chinese Fortune Cookies!

A clever crow will always paint its feathers black. On the right track means you need to run even faster or get run over. A tamed mind brings happiness. ...
Posted by Pj on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 04:39:00 PST