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Swagger Jacker

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About Me


Myspace Contact TablesSapnin! I hate the fact that i'm 19! Bring back the 90's so I don't need to worry about getting older. I'm the most relaxed person you will probably meet, I don't worry to much about things, I crack jokes all over the place and generly people don't get my sence of humour but to those who do thank god your around. I tend to replace the work "Thanks" with "Spanks" ALOT! Just a warning to anyone who does it too...don't say it in pubic if you want to get a disgusted/perverted glare at you. At easter I said it to a woman who gave me an egg for free, let's just say I thought she was going to shove the egg somewhere special, golly gosh! Ehhhhhhhhh...rrrrrrrrrrr....what to say, what to say? My mate's are horrible people I really, really hate them. I'm biding on ebay for some new one's at the moment so hopefully I can bin the other ones - not really I love the lot of them, i'd bum them if I could that's how much I love them! I'm an artist and a photographer - go me! I love Glasgow, I love being a Glasweigen, yes our accents or complicated and we say things that don't make sence but that's the beauty of it. Yes some of us are rather common but I fucking love it! You can't wack a good show with two junkies brawling in the street, aaaa the Glasgow banter. I love tattoo's I really shouldn't but I do.

My Interests

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I love Kate Nash

Black Kids - 4th June
PARIS! - 24th June
Wicker Man Festival - July
I kinda can't wait btw.