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Fables of the Deconstruction

hands like pancakes.

About Me

i want to be skinny. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

my best friend, the LATE NIGHTS, intellectual + literary discovery, electroclash, DJing, mix tapes, movies, always seeming to be on the recieving end of near death experiences, the wonders + benefits of epilepsy, physical perfection, constant search of content, instant satisfaction, the inevitable occurances of salvation in the face of adversity, friend crushes, admiring the unattainable from afar. habitual rejection, one sided promises + my neurologist's probing injections (he calls it my bi-weekly blood test; he claims it can be my next excuse.) the never ending path to self destruction and my adamant belief that right now i am as happy as a human being could ever be.

I'd like to meet:

the joker.

Music:

REM, DEVO, Michael Jackson, Blondie, The Clash, B52s, Des_ark, Bellafea, Piedmonster, The Cure, The Gossip, Television, Sonic Youth, Bikini Kill, Ladytron, Chicks on Speed, Erase Errata, Missy Elliot, Sleater-Kinney, The Smiths, Municipal Waste, Stevie Wonder, Beastie Boys, Blonde Redhead, Stereo Total, Prince, Nirvana, Fischerspooner, Madonna, Tracy The Plastics, slayer, joni mitchell, L7, the breeders, outkast, radiohead, Hole, Suicidal Tendencies, Smashing Pumpkins, New York Rel-X, The Talking Heads, Peaches. I also like thrash, grindcore and metal, such as I object, magrudergrind, body soil, rhino charge, baroness, etc and anything with an electronic heartbeat- miss kitten, benny benassi, gunther, fischerspooner, rapture, scissor sisters. im still developing a habit on that one.

Movies:

i like them, yes.

Television:

i'm too young for max headroom. notorious celebrity gossip junkie.

Books:

last exit to brooklyn. the autobiography of malcolm x. valley of the dolls. sex and the city. confessions of an heiress. charles bukowski. f scott fitzgerald. hemingwayeliotcummings hughespoefaulknerdylanthomasvonneegut. burroughsferlinghettifranteginsbergselbybukoeski(keroac?) and then theres everything else.

Heroes:

paris hilton, pam grier, michael jackson, valerie solanas, all of my sisters and brothers, stokley carmichael, kim gordon, marcus garvey, malcolm x, lily suicide, andy warhol:::charlene and sylvester allen- the only heroes worth having.

My Blog

so good to be here....

m back in raleigh!! it feels so good to be back home, away from the debauchery, the drugs, the death and destruction was my life for so long. in case you didnt know already, i was shot in the leg by s...
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:34:00 PST

ok, i admit it...

alright im breaking down and telling everyone... i'm totally obsessed with sarah silverman. i want to marry her. i cant believe that she dates that loser jimmy kimmel. this is the 2nd time that ...
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 08:54:00 PST

SEXUAL ASSAULT FUCKING SUCKS.

oh god. last night was really fucking amazing...up to a point. some fucking shithead excuse for a human decided it was ok to coerce my best friend into leaving the party with him where he proceeded to...
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Mon, 22 May 2006 01:56:00 PST

i don't care WHAT you peoples say...

paris hilton is fucking HOT.
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 06:10:00 PST

new years resolution.

by the end of the summer i will know every fucking footstep to mc hammers "u cant touch this" video. i promise. q.
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:23:00 PST

questions are a burden

i should have died this year.
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Sat, 31 Dec 2005 03:30:00 PST

Everything Zen? I Don't Think So

My Top Five Records From the 1990's *Last Spash - The Breeders *HIStory - Michael Jackson *Automatic for the People - R.E.M *Foo Fighters- Foo Fighters *Live Through This- Hole ...
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Fri, 18 Nov 2005 01:46:00 PST

yo mama is so ugly...

i hate melissa ferrick. what is wrong with you lesbians?
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:04:00 PST

so i decided...

i've decided that a few of my past blogs were incredibly irrelevant so i deleted some. this is a new blog. i am in wilington. my sister was in a 12 day coma and now she is coming home. i want to go ...
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 07:35:00 PST

i will feel so glad to go....

i thought it was our last time seeing each other. you were standing outside my door with dante and even though i felt and looked a total mess i was starstruck by you. you gave me your number and we hu...
Posted by Fables of the Deconstruction on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST