It's easier to think of what my interests ARE NOT (because I like SO MUCH): Anything overly mathematical or slave labor... wearing pearls, high heels, yellow, rubber gloves, and an apron while I vacuum and scrub floors. Or maybe that's the better way...?
People who are appropriately sarcastic, appropriately vague, and appropriately inappropriate. People who don't expect me to run or crawl since I have a titanium, bionic knee replacement. Other avengers for creativity in its multiplicity of manifestations.
Unabashed Truth Sayers (and people who CAN lie but never to me-I find out anyway).
Soothsayers.
Jokesters.
People who know how to be nice to me, or fuck you too.
People who don't expect me to censor myself. Don't be a baby.
Those who don't stab people in the back, social climb by stepping on others, and those who don't rely on being subversive instead of having something meaningful to offer.
People who are not my big brother or Lauren, but will still cook healthy for me. FOOD IS WONDERFUL.
The Gate Keeper (Apparently she's my sister: Chaka Con )
The Key Master.
SCRABBLE players!
People who respect what/who intimidates them.
People who are interested in understanding me even if they don't.
My children?
My ancestors.
Whoever knows ALL government secrets.
Those who find value in loyalty (NOT blind loyalty), and in building long term relationships of all kinds. People who know how to own their mistakes, be humble, and sincerely apologize. People who strive to be healthy even if they aren't right now. People with will power.
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Ocean Legacy
WWF
Grist
Greenpeace
Pharmaceuticals Kill Animals and People
Ocean Defenders
CA Hemp Initiative
The Lorax
Oceana
Ban Canned Hunting
Stop Global Warming
Global Inheritance
Health Care for ALL
Stop Big Media
Conscious Consuming
NonProfit Organizations
Emiliana Torrini, The Eames Era, Psapp, M.I.A., Moog Cookbook, Dis-gized ..es Fog, Bloc Party, Swans, Metric, Ray Lamontagne, CSS, MGMT, The Shins, 8mm, The Blow, Regina Spektor, Dangerous Muse, Luke Vibert, A Fine Frenzy, Hooverphonic, Bongwater (ann magnuson), Bif Naked, Fischerspooner, Lisa Gerrard, Andain, Joy Division, Coil, Imogen Heap, Anthony Rother, Mum, This Mortal Coil, Cocteau Twins, Shivaree, Plumb, Blonde Redhead, Rilo Kiley, Moloko, Bjork, David Bowie, Postal Service, The Cardigans, Boards of Canada, Bent, Andrew Bird, Tipsy, The Smiths, Meryn Cadell, The Cure, The Pixies, Poe, Ani Difranco, Air, Golden Paliminos, Allison Goldfrapp, Soulstice, The Faint, Nina Simone, Underworld, BeeGees, Massive Attack, Sigur Ros, Azure Ray, Beck, Deathcab, Travis, ABBA, Beatles, Donna Summer, Res, Nikka Costa, Diamanda Galas, Morcheeba, Funkadelic, Badu, J5, Esthero, Susie Suh, Venus Hum, Lounge, Esquivel, Negativland, Jeff Buckley, Tricky, Joni Mitchell, Portishead, Cibo Matto, Beth Orton, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, Lamb, Tosca, Frou Frou, Dead Can Dance, Betty Davis, Outkast, PJ Harvey, Amon Tobin, Zero 7, Luscious Jackson, Ladytron, Spoon, Magnetic Fields, Julee Cruise, The Cranes, Sade, Beastie Boys, Pinback, The Sundays........
Eleventh Hour, Puccini For Beginners, Grey Gardens, V for Vendetta, Walk the Line, Flirting With Disaster, King Pin, Liquid Sky, Freaks, Jane Austen Book Club, The Wall, Amelie, Frida, The Incredible Shrinking Woman, Lain, My Summer of Love, Sordid Lives, Please Save My Earth, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Vernon Florida, Animatrix, The Shape of Things, Kinsey, Being John Malkovich, Fire (Deepa Mehta), Heavenly Creatures, Control Room, The Yes Men, Drugstore Cowboy, Pink Flamigo's, Xanadu, Ice Storm, Alice in Wonderland, The Jerk, All of Me, Surviving Picasso, Dark Crystal, Twin Falls Idaho, The Shining, Edward Scissorhands, The Ice Storm, The Lorax, The Man With Two Brains, Baraka, Election, Freeway, Wild at Heart, Donnie Darko, Waking Life, Eternal Sunshine for the Spotless Mind, The House of Yes, Batman Begins, Mommie Dearest, Russ Meyer films....
Grey's Anatomy, 10 Years Younger (with that sweet hairstylist, Jenn), Brother's and Sister's, Rome, Flip That House, Absolutely Fabulous, Strangers With Candy, Project Runway, Six Feet Under, DEXTER, Queer as Folk, Sarah Silverman Show, Weeds, L-word... I mostly watch DVDs.
Studies on Parthenogenesis, Bill Peet stories (The Wump World, Cappyboppy, Chester the Wordly Pig), Germs, Guns & Steel, The Dictionary (esp. strange ones or themed lexicons), Popism- The Andy Warhol 60's, Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume, Another Roadside Attraction, Skinny Legs and All), Essays on Schizophrenia (focusing on schizophrenic artists), My Side of the Mountain, The Story of Ick, Sylvia Plath poetry, Conversations With God, 48 laws of POWER, Pardon Me, You're Stepping on my Eyeball, Pigs At The Trough, Blubber, The Man Who Tasted Shapes, Superfudge, The Holographic Universe, Sacred Contracts, Ramona the Brave, The Gillygoofang, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Memoirs of a Geisha, Wicked, Douglas Coupland, Dr. Seuss, Cindy Sherman (Film Stills), Lee Bontecou Career Retrospective, Sexual Personae (Camille Paglia essays), Myths, Geography of Nowhere, I know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Infinite Jest, The Great Cosmic Mother : Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Women Who Kill, Fast Food Nation, The Wishing Tree, David Sedaris books ....Nutrition, Alternative Medicine, ART BOOKS
Anyone who wants to get to the bottom of it with me.
My girlfriend, Mojito.
My future child.
Tasha Tudor
Cindy Sherman
Eleanor
Frida
Lily Tomlin
Sarah Silverman
Amy Sedaris
Lee Bontecou