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Giftarded Ailema

Everybody move to Canada and smoke lots of pot, everybody move to Canada RIGHT NOW!

About Me

Where can a man buy a cap for his knee?
Or a key for the lock of his hair?
And can his eyes be called a school?
I would think- there are pupils there!
What jewels are found in the crown of his head,
and who walks on the bridge of his nose?
Can he use, in building the roof of his mouth,
the nails on the ends of his toes?
Can the crook of his elbow be sent to jail-
if it can, well, then, what did it do?
And how can he sharpen his shoulder blades?
I'll be hanged if I know- do you?
Can he sit in the shade of the palm of his hand,
And beat time with the drum of his ear?
Can the calf of his leg eat the corn on his toe?
There's somethin' pretty strange around here!

American folk rhyme adapted by William Cole !

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My Interests

Robbing Mindy's kidneys, staying one step ahead of Interpol whilst plotting my next move

Music:

I'm open-minded. It comes from having to listen to myself play the viola :|

Movies:

Lola Rennt (Run Lola Run in English), Amelie, Donnie Darko, Green Mile, Spirited Away

Television:

*Sings Chilis* Throw away your television...

Books:

Terry Pratchett in general, The Picture of Dorian Gray (Oscar Wilde), Money (Martin Amis), Lord of the Rings.. why can you never remember what your life actually consists of when you do these things? Too much msn time maybe....?

Heroes:

MINDY

My Blog

How to make teh Tank of Dooooooooom

How to make teh Tank of Doooooom   You will need:- A cotton reelAn elastic band2 matchesA candleA hair clip, paper clip or similarA drawing pinA knifeSomething thin and sharpFirst of all, heat...
Posted by Giftarded Ailema on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST

Giftarded Ailema wishes you were here

Giftarded Ailema wishes you were here. Too God damn right I do. This time a week ago, I was in Dublin, and this time two days ago I was in Birmingham. And you know what? Everyone I saw I miss like cra...
Posted by Giftarded Ailema on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:23:00 PST

Ailema's Mobile Phone policy

Phones Ok, so you've paid £50+ for a mobile. Cool. How about using it? This is a pet peeve of mine, people not answering their phones. Half the time, if I'm trying to phone you, it's not just a random...
Posted by Giftarded Ailema on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 07:03:00 PST