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Cone Headed Lukle Machine

Heavy Metal's Not A Hobby, It's A Law... Obey It!

About Me



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My name is Luke, I'm 17. I like Football and Music (it's verging on obsessive for both). I go to South Cheshire College, that's about 15 minutes walk from Crewe Beach (a.k.a Crewe Alexandra Football Club's stadium, Gresty Road). I support Manchester United, and if you dare find out who my favourite bands are, check out the MUSIC section as soon as you can be bothered to :PFor anyone familiar with the Download Festival Forums... My username is Bloodred Nemesis. Look me up. And yes, I'm sort of ashamed to admit it, but my live revolves around that bloody forum right now... hence why I have about 14 Download Boardies in my Top 24 :-D

My Interests

Darts // Drumming // Football // Music // Pool // Snooker // Swimming // Writing LyricsI sometimes have a tendency to play the Air Drums as well.

I'd like to meet:

I don't know what to put here.If I name people, I'll always feel like I'm missing someone out.If I say what personality traits I look for in people then It makes me feel like I'm filling in an application form for a dating agency.I can't win...

Music:

CURRENT FAVOURITES: Agony Scene // Behemoth // Beneath The Massacre // The Berzerker // Cannibal Corpse // Cellador // Children Of Bodom // Chimaira // Cryptopsy // Daath // Deathstars // Decapitated // DevilDriver // Dimmu Borgir // DragonForce // Exodus // Fightstar // Foo Fighters // Forever Never // Gojira // Hypocrisy // Impaled Nazarene // Iron Maiden // Kataklysm // Lamb Of God // Linkin Park // Kreator // Machine Head // Malevolent Creation // Morbid Angel // Napalm Death // Nox // Nile // Opeth // Pantera // Shadows Fall // Slayer // Slipknot // SikTh // Soilwork // Sum 41 // System Of A Down //Thine Eyes Bleed // Trivium // Year Of Desolation // Zyklon

Movies:

Horror Films, although there are plenty out there I'm yet to watch.

Television:

Bottom // Father Ted // Hollyoaks // Scrubs // The Simpsons // South Park

Books:

Bwahahahaha. Don't bother with reading because my attention span is too short and I'm too easily distractable. You think I'm pissing around don't you?

Heroes:

The people I hold close to my heart are my heroes. Those people know who they are.

My Blog

Another name change + A general chance to talk complete shite

I stuck with "Deadnight Warrior" for ages (the name was so because it's my favourite Children of Bodom song, and Children of Bodom are my favourite band). Then I changed it to "Dissected Sanity" becau...
Posted by Teh Lukle on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:14:00 PST

I can't remember whether this is the title bar or not :S

It's been ages since I left an entry. My music collection is coming together nicely now. Full of Heavy Metal of most sorts, the sorts that would brutally rape your ears muwahahaha. Life ain't fair, i...
Posted by Teh Lukle on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 07:18:00 PST

Head Banging Gives Me Banging Head lol

right then, im still not properly used to MySpace yet lol. Every time i return to my home page, my song (The Nameless by Slipknot) plays really loudly and every fucking time i jump outta my skin. That...
Posted by Teh Lukle on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 05:55:00 PST