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mIKE

Attention all you nonconfirmist,naysayers,againstthegrainers,fuckallDIY'ers.FE AR NOT!!!The Revoluti

About Me



I LOVE bologna!Not to eat or anything,that shit's gross.But I like to fling it up into the air and watch birds catch it in mid air..that shit's coolio fer realz.Some birds get pissed when there's no mustard or some other chemically colored condament so I started throwing bottles of mustard and mayo and relish (that shit that's apparently made from horses).But those stuipd bird fuckers can't work those twist or pop caps too well,or maybe they're just lazy,THIS IS AMERICA AFTER ALL.So now I use the bologna as a kind of soft taco shell for the mustard and mayo and horse goo and stuff and they seem to like that better which makes me happy....but in a very pensive gasey kind of way.And how cool is that spelling.Totally fucks people up; BA-LO-GA-NA = baloney.....Makes sense to me.My favorite color is clear.Oh'and check these guys out:http://www.myspace.com/thehistorylessonhttp://www.myspac e.com/saroshttp://www.myspace.com/estradasphere

My Interests

...finding the one true vibration we all share...

I'd like to meet:

I hear yer Mom's pretty hot.That would be sweet.And maybe those Teletubbie things.I bet they got BOMB weed.And I'd like to meet "W",but only so I can punch that heartless,brainless,criminal fuck right in the face...and because he's my real Dad but he's a fuckin deadbeat.He met my Mom while he was "on duty" during "the conflict"...but won't have anything to do with me or return my calls.He says the war was hell.Apparently you can only get the "bad" coke out there in "the shit".

Music:

ANYTHING that sounds great and nothing you like.Or you can just check it out here: http://mog.com/pETULENTfRENZY9000

Movies:

FUCK THAT!! It's all about those commercial ad's you get to see in some of these upscale men's room while your taking a piss.I mean that's the most forced form of Gurrilla Marketing I've ever seen.I mean if that stalls are full(no pun intended),you're FORCED to watch their shit....there you are standing there,dick in hand.And unless you want to piss on you shoe or on others...you just have to stand there and pee and be told how you need a Lexus SUV tinted window thing or skinny chicks with too much make-up and $400 dresses that nobody wears won't want to fuck yo....have sexual relations with you.That shit just pisses me off (pun intended)...

Television:

Mind control device for the weak and easily entertained.A wonderful tool for the emotional consumer.Fuck TV

Books:

Pop-up's,and coloring only....otherwise they make me tired.

Heroes:

All my heroes are long since dead.I try to be my own hero...that way I don't have to look up to someone else and the strive for a higher manifestationolio of the self makes it OK to not believe in the Godhead thing