my cop-out version of an answer:
1. WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME? – If you don't know - i'm not telling.
2. WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING? - Denim
3. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? – Router fan, afro-cuban jazz
4. WHAT ARE THE LAST 4 DIGITS OF YOUR CELL PHONE? yeah, right
5. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? pizza
6. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? black
7. HOW IS THE WEATHER RIGHT NOW? nippy
8. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? ...phone?
9. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? hair, posture
10. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON THAT SENT THIS TO YOU? Duh
12. YOUR FAVORITE DRINK? Hibiscus cooler on ice or chai with honey
13. YOUR FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK? sailor jerry and coke or a good pale ale
14. HAIR COLOR? Brown, blonde, red
16. FAVORITE FRUIT OR VEGETABLE? orange
17. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? sometimes
18. SIBLINGS AND THEIR AGES? 2 half sisters, 40 and 41.
19. FAVORITE MONTH? October
20. FAVORITE FOOD? food for thought
21. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? fright night
22. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Oct 31st
23. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? No
26. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? relationship
27. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
28. DO YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS TO WRITE BACK? no. what kind of stupid question is that?
29. WHO IS THE MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? someone i sent this to
30. WHO IS THE LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? the dead people
31. LIVING ARRANGEMENTS? 2 bedroom vicorian duplex with s.o. and cat
32. WHAT BOOKS ARE YOU NOW READING? Calculus- Early Transcendentals
33. WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? donut crumbs
34. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Chess
35. WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? Studied for calculus test today
36. FAVORITE SMELL? genetically compatible boys
37. CAN YOU TOUCH YOUR NOSE WITH YOUR TONGUE? no way - i'd have to be Gene Simmons to do that.
38. WHAT INSPIRES YOU? art, music, other inspired people
39. BUTTERED, PLAIN OR SALTED POPCORN? Buttered…and salted.
40. FAVORITE CAR? 69 cadillac mm hearse
41. FAVORITE FLOWER? salpiglossis
42. HOW MANY KEYS ARE ON YOUR KEY RING? 4
43. CAN YOU JUGGLE? No
44. FAVORITE DAY(S) OF THE WEEK? days I can sleep in
45. RED OR WHITE WINE? Red
46. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR YOUR LAST BIRTHDAY? watched thousands of freaks in costume parade around santa cruz
47. DO YOU OWN A DONOR CARD? yes
48. WHAT ARE YOUR LIFETIME GOALS? my own happiness, and contributing to the hapiness of others
49. WHAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU DO WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? pee