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Coathanger Babies

'don't be offended until you have heard our music'

About Me

(in december of 2004 a few blue ducks came together to form the sux. Well they were just awful. One day Tim fell out of a coconut tree. The punkerslut drowned in a "see i can drink whiskey" Big matt just got arrested but as we say "five for five" is our motto. We have a jam room at dreamworld...half of us deliver pizzas for mr. jims's and the other half needs jobs,,,for the coathanger house. One day we will have a house and it will be full of music. Riyad is a cocksucker. Tim is a weasledick. Danny is a cumswapper. bigmatt is the gonads off a transexual fish. As of right now we are working on the tequila opera. stay out of tune...drop outs!)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/21/2005
Band Website: nicebeard.com
Band Members: Riyad-guitar, vocal
Tim-bass, guitar, vocals
BigMatt-keyboards, guitars
Danny-drums, guitar

Influences: Sublime, Primus, Bob Marley, Dan, Joy Division, Tool, Gang of Four, The Clash, Dead Kennedys, Descendents, the Dwarves, Weezer, Screeching Weasel, dreamTheater, Strung Out, Green Day, NWA, NOFX, Silverchair, Rancid, Guttermouth, THe Pixies, Pennywise, God's JOke, Elliott Smith, Sungafat, Bad Religion, Reel Big Fish, RX Bandits, Less Than Jake, Mao, Manager's Special, New Order, Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, your mom, Jimmy Buffett, Nirvana, Jimmy Dean (sausages), Mcdonald's have it your way
Sounds Like: above all else it sounds like us fucking your mom. Crazy music by crazy people for crazy reasons...crazy
Record Label: Craptacular Recprds
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

by the way

we are dead
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

we may be dead...

but that is how we were born so i can't say that it is much of a surprise.
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:23:00 PST

dialogue

have i won a prize? yes you have can i see the prize? no you can't will you show me later? yes i will can you show me now? no i can't stop asking about the prize...
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 01:13:00 PST

this is an explanation of us...

most of our songs are based around debotchery, death, destruction of life, and getting along despite of it all.  WE were never born...we were torn out wombs...our hearts don't beat so our wounds ...
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

Mission accomplished

We beat the hell outta Pitchers this last friday... The pumpkin Sea played a stellar acoustic performance to start the night...owing to their sweet, sweet "touch" baggin a couple of hotties...co...
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:50:00 PST

Continue having a happy new year!

wWe played at Pitcher's on the last night of the year.  it was great.  love that place.  recorded and now ready for your listening.  we really love. really continue producing...
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:00:00 PST

in two years

in two years two daystwo hourstwo minutestwo daysshock for a holy rock
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 02:47:00 PST

its justa face

don't be alarmed by my five o clock shadows in the back of life looks a little like afire out of controlcontrolits just a faceim oldim toldthis is just a faceill get killed by my skillthis is jus...
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:18:00 PST

the baby tour

everybody got home.  we played in holes.  one had glass.  the others had beer.  we drank our weight in gold.  travelled with a circus.  we were the circus.  scored i...
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:07:00 PST

clean blooks, toaster's broke

we liked things that were pretty that is what they will sayand all the things that were ugly  we tried to make go awayi am just saying i am just writing i am keeping secrets i am spreading liesi ...
Posted by Coathanger Babies on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:51:00 PST