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elayne

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About Me

I am music daft,i have never or dont ever intend to be a fluffy cutesy bunny who shops at next and buys into the myth of "celebrity"eg the fuckin beckhams,"style"culture,brand names and labels,what a pile of toss!!!!!,i like to be an individual,not only in dress etc but also by not following the crowd,id rather stay home and play my bass or guitar than go on a fuckin hen night or any of that "girly"crap,i like to go see live bands and enjoy most types of music,with the exception of r&b,what the fuck is that all about???,(im an ex punk so i can be a wee bit cynical),i like to look at different aspects of modern culture,and read a lot of books,i also enjoy history,both local and social and the usual stuff,walking,travel,pets etc.Todays culture of brand names and looking like a catalogue model leaves me cold,so bland and superficial so dont bore me with it,anything else feel free to ask me x

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My Interests

pubs,clubs,history,reading,culture,gardens,music,playing bass guitar,pets,i have a weak spot for rayfishs skates and flatfish,they are so cute,i also like cats,(i dont like dogs though)i also have a liking for garden statues,religious imagery(catholic)black leather and post modern architecture(i like to see where the town planners fucked up)i love olives and feta cheese and dont eat fried food (spinach and lentil currys rock)i play bass and am trying to form an all female band so if any girls are interested gives a shout!

I'd like to meet:

people who share an interest in music etc,im not into the "ikea"lifestyle,clean cut types,suits,boring farts. i like people who are different,looks unimportant,sense of humour essential,I dont like the middle class mum network(mums n tots,babysitting circles and ballet lessons just dont cut it with me and my kids,my daughter doesnt do pink and fluffy either)i am well mannered but i hate prim people,i love music big style,but hate manufactured crap and r&b with a passion.i am a plain speaker and not always pc,i say how i feel and dont give a shit.i like music and can spraff away for ages discussing music and bands, i am tolerant to others way of life beliefs etc and like to see good in folk before the bad,but im stroppy cow if crossed (not many do)lol

Music:

punk,early 70s,some 60s,most types( except rap and r&b and happy house )my music influences are iggy pop,joan jett/runaways,clash,ramones,new york dolls etc,any thing noisy and with attitude,i hate manufactured shit eg girls aloud,robbie williams(WHAT do woman go gaga over him for?hes a nob and he cant sing,all goes back to the fluffy girly shit i spose lol)i also like glam,rock,metal and most musical genres (except aforementioned,r&b/shite)

Movies:

acid house,quodraphenia,godfather,taxi driver,lots more and anything with james nesbitt(who i think is HOT)

Television:

life of grime,documentries,music ,current affairs,dont do chick flicks,weepys,etc(barf)i like how clean is your house(just to slag off the manky buggers!)most haunted(i still get the creeps at stuff like that,even though its prob a set up),i like history programmes,geography(coast etc)old music programmes.

Books:

local history/scottish history,irvine welsh,miles glendinning,music boigraphies,even if they are a load of shite,still read them!i like electric soup comics(sadly no more)oor wullie,the broons,viz and anything for a cheap laugh lol

Heroes:

iggy pop,lou reed,joan jett and james nesbitt(!)and a lot of everyday folk (you know who you are)

My Blog

freind reunited

i must confess,i like to look at freinds reunited,its funny how after 25 years away from school,people take themselves so damn seriously"i am marketing manager for a large company,i live in the countr...
Posted by elayne on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:40:00 PST

stuff i do like!!!!!!!

ok folks,ive moaned about stuff i dont like so im gonna try out some stuff i do like and that makes me smile,even though im a torn faced bitch lol 1/music,coudnt function without it actually!!!!! 2/ra...
Posted by elayne on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST

stuff that does my head in

heres some stuff(in no particular order)that really does me in and pisses me off 1/people spitting in the street(gross) 2/"celebrities"victoria beckham,kerry"cokehead" katona,robbie williams,cast of h...
Posted by elayne on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:26:00 PST

old men on a mission

we have 10 pubs in town,its a small town with obligatory small town mentality,most ahve stayed here for all of there lifes and a lot o folk are related to each other by marriage,inbreeding etc,during ...
Posted by elayne on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 05:39:00 PST

modern parents

my 5 yr old asked me if she could go to tae kwon do lessons,i said ok fine,and just about died when i found out the cost£14 pr lesson,£50 for the outfit and £25 insurance,and £30 per compitition,blood...
Posted by elayne on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:17:00 PST

bad decisons and sliders

well a couple of weeks down the line and i still hate this awful haircut!ive made a pact with myself,you all can hold me to it,IM NOT GETTING MY HAIR CUT TILL AUG 14,which is my birthday,i musta had p...
Posted by elayne on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 03:46:00 PST

time fuckers PLEASE!!!!!!!

im rapidly becoming an old grouch,without fail every night at work,we have a nice quiet spell,we sit,chat with customers,do stock,have a smoke and all is calm and peaceful,until the clock strikes 11.5...
Posted by elayne on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:14:00 PST

town planning my arse

i took the long and winding road with my wean to school today and lo and behold,our main street has been given a makeover.its still smelly mind you,and looks like one of those places from a bad 1950s ...
Posted by elayne on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:09:00 PST

post new year malaise

funny,this new year was quiter than normal,mind,its probably got something to do with the shite weather,pissing with rain,howling gales etc,on new years eve you could practically see tumbleweed blowin...
Posted by elayne on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:06:00 PST

the phantom pant shitter

at work last night we had entertainment,a singer songwriter,the place was full up and everyone was in a party mood,the gig was going well people enjoying themselves and havin fun,until,half way throug...
Posted by elayne on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST