Bill Hicks - Last Words ( A Tribute ) |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMrjdLzm--w Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:27:00 GMT |
The diet! |
I've never been a slim chap, but I finally topped 17st. At 6ft 3" people say " I get away with it", but it's not really acceptable. I was in Glasgow at the passport office and I had a few hours to kil... Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:10:00 GMT |
Evening News Album Review |
Edinburgh Evening News 31/03/08LINTON OSBORNE, PIGEONHOLEDunfermline singer-song-writer Linton Osborne’s debut album emits the sexual charisma of Elvis Presley and the country cool of Johnny Cas... Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 14:14:00 GMT |
Asian Bird Flu |
html When i was a little boy we used to feed the ducks and wild birds with the end pieces from a loaf of Mothers Pride bread. We wouldn't dream of feeding them fresh bread because in those days bread ... Posted by on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:34:00 GMT |
Bank Phone harassment top tip. |
If you are constantly being hounded by your bank for going overdrawn or being unable to pay your credit cards, simply supply them with a premium rate number for them to contact you on. Then keep the p... Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:30:00 GMT |
Russell Brand |
I can't help but thinking that if Russell Brand was to put on some weight he'd be the double of his aunty, Jo Brand, although I think she's the triple of him. Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:25:00 GMT |
Shortbread |
A strange thing happened to me the other day whilst I was making a cup of coffee. I noticed a packet of shortbread. Now i have never been enticed by shortbread in the past, but I couldn't stop thinkin... Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 18:06:00 GMT |
Doormat |
When I told my wife I was no longer willing to be treated as a doormat she bought me a lovely present. An itchy brown jumper with "WELCOME" on it! Posted by on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:35:00 GMT |
I like to live every day as if it were my last. |
I like to live every day as if it were my last. There's nothing I like more than lying in bed all day slipping in and out of consciousness. ( How I wish I could claim that as my own, but I heard it o... Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 15:29:00 GMT |
Investments |
I'm not sure whether to invest in shares for Dobbies Garden Centres or to put my money in Hedge Funds. I don't really want to beat around the bush either. Perhaps I should invest in plant fertilisers ... Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 04:17:00 GMT |