Ben

i'll be thirty in like a month and a half

ive been thinking about this one for a few days....on sunday, i woke up on my kitchen floor with my pants down. i was vary curious about how i ended up in this condition. my roommate said i should s...
Posted by Ben on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 02:42:00 PST

no longer wanted

the honorable Judge Lesser of Baltimore District Court has found it in his heart to lift the current warrant for my arrest and grant me with another trial date. Hopefully i wont flake on this one. I...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wanted: dead or alive

apparently there's a warrant out for my arrest. looks like i missed another court date. hope i don't get assraped in the big house. i'm a fucking moron. shoot me, please. im too stupid to be a gr...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

TJ's words of wisdom

I've decided to enlighten everyone to my friend TJ. I am going to try to post these as they occur. "My stupid tank is full" - brilliant "I need to shave my eyebrows off" - why? this kid is ama...
Posted by Ben on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST