although i am not particularly awful at anything , there is little i excel at either. in my spare time there is little to do other than sittin on my arse watchin films.%D%Ap.s the jolly green geordie giant malarky is cos i aint ever eaten meat, or fish, im from newcastle, adn i'm 6 foot 8. therefore much of my time is taken up by listening such hilarious observational comedy as, "is it rainin up there", "did you grow up in a green house"...%D%A...and, "is it rainin up there"%D%A
&..39;TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey'
Name: joseph (the man formerly known as carrot)
Birthday: 24/11/87
Birthplace: between my mothers legs.
Current Location: between your mothers legs
Eye Color: dont have a mirror
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 foot 8
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on the job
Your Heritage: national
The Shoes You Wore Today: not dressed yet
Your Weakness: kryptonite (how many ppl do u reckon have said that))
Your Fears: was works
Your Perfect Pizza: covered in money
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lifting the world cup
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: fuck off you sad fuck. i've got a life
Thoughts First Waking Up: who am i... what year is this, whos the president
Your Best Physical Feature: all of them
Your Bedtime: when ever yours is baby
Your Most Missed Memory: cant remember
Pepsi or Coke: i have a conscience
MacDonalds or Burger King: i have a conscience
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: certain substances?
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: not very well
Do you Shower Daily: if not more!!!
Have you Been in Love: only with breakfast cereal
Do you want to go to College: i am
Do you want to get Married: depends who's asking.
Do you belive in yourself: last i checked i was real.
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: beauty is in the eye of the beholder (but from where i am standing... yes)
Are you a Health Freak: you should take a look at me before you ask that
Do you get along with your Parents: when there paying ... yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yup
Do you play an Instrument:&..39;
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: certain substances
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see above
In the past month have you gone on a Date: a fat stoner... i think not.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i am english, been to the corner shop though.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i am english
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i am english
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not fair on any onlookers if i do
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only girls hearts
Ever been Drunk: pink widget` (ask a stupid question...)
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: not severely
Ever Shoplifted: aye
How do you want to Die: watchin to fat kids fighting.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: an adult
What country would you most like to Visit: india
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: somewhere in the middle
Height: 5'10 - 6'2
Weight: lighter than me (not hard)
Best Clothing Style: depends on the girl
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough
Number of CDs I own: enough
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: too many to count (pretty much everytime i open my mouth)
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