mc drop dead fred

Think chicken and cheese mixed with 'get off the stuff you amoeba of a man' (kyle is a legender) Iv got a webbed nose (work that one out without a calculator). I sometimes provide reacharounds for the homeless. some say I love the cock but thats just wishful thinking, lets just say Im a friend of the cock (but not in a gillington way) my ball sack looks like jeremy beadle, i want to make love to his tiny hand. i'm basically a twat but I dont weep when fiddled with. However I am prone to post coital sobbing. I own the copyright to the goatee (hence the old pilpharoa). I exist on a diet of lentils, cous cous and kingdom pie(and pilfered joy). Im a sphyncter enjoyer, and a small bean regarder (mathew kelly asked me out on a date once, I said yes provided he piss bottled 50cent, I didnt count on the cizzle actually pulling it off! Thats not all he pulled off by the way;) I support the toon but think shephard is a cunt (I hooked him up with the kellster) I wash my face with cillit bang bang bang and the dirt is gone. Kris akabusi shines my shillingtons. If I had a penny for every time I did a shit in a bowler hat I'd probably have at least enough for a packet of space raiders. My fave band is garry glitter slumber party, theyre ubercool dude. Some of my friends are sexual deviants, they like custard creams. Bukakke parties with dweebs are alright, not as good as felching in a hospital tho. Spread the joy peepz. keep it kappa slappa's. Heres a coupla vids of me in action. top: spittin at rpm recordstore, broadcast on 1xtra. bottom: the 1 and only vt video to date.. funny as