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maria

Maria_delahappy

About Me



The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Inferno Test

My Interests

Music, Fishing, Eating coffeemate with a spoon, talking to cat, animals, wishing I was a vet. dancing with eyes closed, not making sense, laughing at my own jokes, flying dreams, Salman rushdie, Mark's voice, when the random light bulb fits, life imitating art, doing pretentious lists, having the flu, coffee and cigarettes, fat little notebooks, old leather wallets, human anatomy, buying books like A practical guide to molecular cloning, little signs, giraffes, airports, finding my keys, googling everything, perpendicular tidying, the other side of the pillow, cars running on vegetable oil, the little flower shop on my way to Sally's, bonzai trees, world maps, big magnets. People who get me, people that I get. Stuff. Book shops. Orion's belt. Travelling. Mythology. Horses. Owning a ranch. Thinking about thinking. Worrying about random stuff. Getting massages. Atoms, Molecules, Learning about how stuff is made. Movies, concerts. microscopes. telescopes. Life.

I'd like to meet:

The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn burn burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars....J kerouac

Music:

led zeppelin

Movies:

me you and everone we know

Television:

sucks

Books:

...so many books....

Heroes:

and villains

My Blog

Landlady turns to Ezekiel

 So your landlady happens upon the cat. Makes a warning upon you in style of "Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny...
Posted by maria on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:07:00 PST

basquing in death

Back in the apartment after having fed the cat and the goldfish I sat down to feed myself. Except I couldnt eat.  My arms felt heavy, my mouth mechanical, the chewing so full of effort that it wa...
Posted by maria on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 01:11:00 PST

There goes one, there goes another one

Alll the millions of decisions people have to make all the time! There goes one, there goes another one. Every second of every day is filled with decisions. PHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAKKYOOUUUU DECISIONS!!! I...
Posted by maria on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 10:49:00 PST

Ornamenting my lament for home

I wrote this today about walking around San Francisco and missing home. Walking around all the old Dharma Bums todayGuy playing guitar old fashioned waywith freddy silvered handspassing the dayju...
Posted by maria on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 07:16:00 PST

The hero has a thousand faces

"Beat" Extracts (Carolyn Cassidy): " I don't believe anyone can be replaced. If you mean in popularity, they come and go. Each soul is an individual; there are no two alike - as in all of nature. Many...
Posted by maria on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:11:00 PST

Marrionettes and Cigarettes

The smoking thing is something we have to get rid of I said to you when you handed me another cigarette. Its time...its time to stop, stop what? This. You always sent me something by post or by a smi...
Posted by maria on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 10:10:00 PST

The three stages of truth

1. Ridicule 2. Violent Opposition 3. Acceptance
Posted by maria on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:17:00 PST

San Andreas, Fawlty towers, etc.

Wow  wow wow in san francisco and was putting lipstick on (um...its boring in fawlty towers style hotel) and NO SHIT there was an earthquake!!! It was scary for about five seconds...
Posted by maria on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST

Banished to the second level of hell!

You are at LEVEL 2! You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around ...
Posted by maria on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 08:58:00 PST

Lola and inertia with an itch

It wasn't anything in particular about this place that freaked me out. It was only the way the leaves of every plant in the room were turning outwards towards the light, the way each carpet mote wait...
Posted by maria on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:44:00 PST