Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire

About Me

Howard: Are you aware of the music known as jazz? Are you aware of jazz music, the movement of jazz.
Vince: Why do you keep goin on about jazz for?
Howard: Because it's the most important art form in the 20th century.
Vince: No one listens to jazz. Science teachers and the mentally ill, that's all jazz is for.
Howard: You better take that back... you electro ponce.
Vince: Or what?
Howard: You better just take it back, that's all.
Vince: I won't be taking that back, I'll be leaving it out there for all to see.
Howard: Drink it back up.
Vince: No. I hate jazz.
Howard: You hate jazz. You fear jazz. Huh?
Vince: Shut your mouth.
Howard: Ahhhh... you fear jazz, don't you?
Vince: No I don't.
Howard: You fear the lack of rules, the lack of boundaries. Ohh its a fence, no its soft, aaahhh.. what's happening, the shapes, the chaos! Huh? It has to be simple nursery rhymes for you, doesn't it? [to the tune of a nursery rhyme] Dee di dee di dee dee di. When the melody gets abstract, you mess your trousers and run to your mummy. [Howard starts scat singing].

My Interests

music, soccer, other sports, movies, cars, coffee, cuisine, hiking/climbing (not the reeal dangerous shit though), ladies, domesticated animals, snowboarding, walking on the moon (use the sky for a blanket stuff the cloud inside my pillow - GZA/Genius), festivus, history, culture, spirituality, tao, doublefisting, bonfires, freestyle walking, domefacing, domefacing and then freestyle walking, music (uh-huh), readin' ritin' rithmatic, technologies, life....

I'd like to meet:

! Heidi Klum or someone who has her personality
! Jimi Hendrix or someone who has his personality
! RZA or someone who has his personality
! the man who put the bop in the bop she bop she bop.
! Pele or someone who has his personality
! shaolin monks or someone who has their personality
! any super trained animal actor or someone who has his/her personality.

Music:

Live Music Is Better!
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www.spentpotential.com
www.beetnix.com
www.ruderockfamily.com

as long as there's that tik tik, followed by that bump....
the roots, galactic, KDTU, antibalas, the J.B's, shannon mcnally, portisehead, propellerheads, cake, johnny cash, www.ninjatune.net, blackalicious, bela fleck and the flecktones, robert randolph + TFB, MMW, metallica, bullfrog, rage against the machine, sublime, topaz, willie nelson, NAS, corey harris, Beck, soulive, outKast, goodie mob, dj krush, dj spooky, dj shadow, UNKLE, gorillaz, fela kuti, rolling stones, the rza, the gza, ol' dirty bastard, inspectah deck, reakwon the chef, u-god, ghostface killah and the methodman, buffalo springfield, pearl jam, del mcoury, thelonius, coltrane, mingus, RJD2 and on and on and.......

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Popeye, Belly, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, BMW Driver, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Good Morning Vietnam, Hitchcock, Citizen Cane, Aliens, the Untouchables, Donnie Darko, the Shining, One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Old School, Army of Darkness, Pink Floyd the Wall, Interview with a Vampire, julien donkey boy, Batman, Nightmare before Christmas, Beetlejuice, ANIME, Rainbow Bridge

Television:

:vomit:

Books:

Jazz, Ender's Game, Watership Down, Sphere, Jurassic Park, many a graphic novel

Heroes:

Wu-Tang Clan RIP ODB, OutKast, Freddy Adu, George Washington, MLK, Nemo (from finding nemo)
Valley girls are horny tonight (synthesizer) Fuzzy logic, their pubic virginity (synthesizer) Ooooh oooh ooh .. (synthesizer) Ooooh oooh ooh .. (synthesizer)Conceived under the influence of toxic wasted doctors Computer buggin debuggin device-a and vice versa and various viruses Performing with laser light precision and verbal incision For a lingustic ballistic lobotomy Mind-fuckin you, a psycho-sodomy of the medula oblongata Accept your mind down your spine and out your behind Fuck you -George Clinton

My Blog

l heart tongue twisters

Which wrist watches are Swiss wrist watches? Red leather, yellow leather! Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat. i'm not a fig plucker or a fig pluckers son but i'll pluck them fig...
Posted by Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:16:00 PST

hitchiker's quotes

"Look, I'm up to here with cool, OK? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip, I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis. Now, will you move before I blow it?"...
Posted by Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

does hip-hop make you buy stuff?

would you really buy a bag of honey bbq chips because of the graffiti logo? maybe your choice of sparkiling sugary refreshment? How about your car? i know the choice of rims would be affected by bling...
Posted by Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

abso-frickin-lutley derickulous!!!

No more saggin pants for him or thongs for her! i just can't believe they have enough time to worry about the dress code. I do find it unacceptable to go after a statewide dresscode, what the hell ...
Posted by Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rate the breakdown

so the band playing is Topaz... steph roberson on drums ....what do y'all think? i thinks it's dangerous, a regular funk bomb! edit: too late!!
Posted by Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wtf is going on rotflmao.

stfu it wasn't even funny. i'll figure it one day. i'm smart, check it... " Aight baybee, thanx 4 tha add. U R 2 sexi 4 me. Holla this weekend." "Hi, thanks and nice to meet you. Stay beautiful ...
Posted by Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i am my own best friend.

but i can't add myself to my friends' list. Ain't that sumpthin'? here i am trying to get all jiggy with myself and the damned computer won't let me....
Posted by Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my poor camera :(

it's been so good to me. why did it have to end this way. because for every ending, there is a beginning. maybe if i just tinker with it a little bit......
Posted by Bazino Bazino, The Kid Whose Hair Is On Fire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST