Last Comic Standing |
So today I got up extra early to go over to the Last Comic Standing open call auditions. It wasn't supposed to start until 10, so I got there a little after 8. Unfortunately, when I arrived, I found o...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 04:11:00 PST |
Mistaken Identity |
So, on my way home today some girls on the train platform asked me if I was "That actor." Of course, I expected them to say John Cusack since I've gotten that before, but instead they threw me a ...
Posted by Lance on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 03:52:00 PST |
Honestly... |
I really need a woman to take my mind off women.
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Sweet delicious pornography... |
So today I was walking home from the bar. I was walking down Diversey and around Lincoln I ducked into an alley to take a piss. However, in this alley, there were two dumpsters full of pornographic vi...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Note to self |
Dear Lance,
I am writing this letter to remind you that you are a jackass. The next time an incredibly hot chick wants to have sex with you, just do it. Even if you think that you may have heard her ...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
drinky drink |
one part Jack Daniels, one part peach schnapps, maybe 3 or 4 parts orange juice=tasty
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Wow. |
Wow. I just signed up here and was searching through the multitudes of ladies. This girl right here actually listed "being a porch monkey" under her general interests. Wow. Somebody isn't familiar wi...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
