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dorkus-mulorkus

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

DON'T TOUCH ME!! DON'T TALK TO ME!! AND LORD HELP YOU IF YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME!!!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: call me SIR god damnit!!
Birthday: annually
Birthplace: muh moms vag
Current Location: i.O. chicago
Eye Color: captivating
Hair Color: dark
Height: 8'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: stroke with the right, smack with the left
Your Heritage: caramel goodness
The Shoes You Wore Today: reebok pumps with no laces
Your Weakness: brown eyed girl
Your Fears: mediocrity
Your Perfect Pizza: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: financial stability
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: thats a stupid question
Thoughts First Waking Up: whats this chicks name?
Your Best Physical Feature: muh?
Your Bedtime: no its not!
Your Most Missed Memory: having enough money
Pepsi or Coke: what bitch?!
MacDonalds or Burger King: no way!
Single or Group Dates: ORGYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: MEH
Chocolate or Vanilla: blech
Cappuccino or Coffee: fuck cappuccinos!!!
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: do i swear what?
Do you Sing: SING WHAT?!
Do you Shower Daily: nope
Have you Been in Love: OH YEAH!
Do you want to go to College: sort of
Do you want to get Married: perhaps...in time
Do you belive in yourself: i dont think i really exsist
Do you get Motion Sickness: hell no, pussy
Do you think you are Attractive: i am beautiful in every sigle way, words cant bring me down
Are you a Health Freak: no way!
Do you get along with your Parents: i guess
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES
Do you play an Instrument: nuh-uh
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: tons... im not proud of it
In the past month have you Smoked: tons... im not proud of it
In the past month have you been on Drugs: tons... im not proud of it
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no! (pouting)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: god no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreos suck!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes... yes i have
In the past month have you been on Stage: tons... im proud of it
In the past month have you been Dumped: never!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no! (pouting)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: just the hearts of my audience
Ever been Drunk: oh... god... yeah... whew... man... have i ever.
Ever been called a Tease: i dont think so.
Ever been Beaten up: fuhsho'
Ever Shoplifted: fuhsho'
How do you want to Die: on top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: hospitalized for intense love making.
What country would you most like to Visit: my own
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: open
Favourite Hair Color: open
Short or Long Hair: open
Height: open
Weight: open
Best Clothing Style: open
Number of Drugs I have taken: 5
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i stand by all my decisions.
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My Interests

you know... being radical... im super into gnarly events and outdated adjectives... making up my own slang words... rabble rousing... and grifting

I'd like to meet:

super novas, intergalactic diplomats, theories, griffins, the cosmos, that girl, totally righteous babes, books, soul mates, time travelers, and ME.

Music:

ONE WAY IS ROME AND THE OTHER WAY IS MECCA ON EITHER SIDE, ON EITHER SIDE OF OUR MOTORBIKES... YOUR THE LOUD SOUND OF FUN WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP... I USED TO SOMETIMES TRY TO CATCH HER, BUT NEVER EVEN CAUGHT HER NAME... HE BOUGHT ME A SODA-HE BOUGHT ME A SODA AND HE TRIED TO MOLEST ME IN THE PARKING LOT, YUP... YUP, YUP, YUP... MY PEERS HAVE BEEN HELD BACK FOR YEARS HOLDIN BACK THE TEARS EVERYBODY KNOWS OUR NAME LIKE WE WAS THE CAST FROM CHEERS...

Movies:

anything thats a trilogy!

Television:

animated

Books:

my favorite book is magazines.

Heroes:

anyone who will pay attention to me.

My Blog

it was not...

I am not the asshole you think I am... If you read my last blog entry you will notice that it ends with "tick... tock... tick... tock". The bomb finally went off, just as I predicted, it was not prett...
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:15:00 PST

*sigh of relief*

Fuck fame... Fuck fortune... Fuck everything... Fuck ambition... Fuck success... Fuck luck... Fuck this... Fuck drive... Fuck you... Fuck destiny... Fuck manifest... Fuck money... Fuck fear... Fuck th...
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:41:00 PST

i ownry speaka da chroot

Since when did the Japanese think they could try their hand at snack foods?  Have you tried this shit?  It tastes like coi fish and panda urine wrapped in seaweed... I can't even eat this cr...
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST

whatever, ortiz...

Papperazzi(sp?) and the media are the most modern, advanced form of assassin... they can kill a single persons persona, image, and millions of peoples souls with a single shot! Publicly as well! As Fl...
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:13:00 PST

random entries

-Float down this river of piss. -Dead fish. -I will eventually stand by all my decisions.. -Conflict... The meaning of life. -It's ok to laugh at the less fortunate... it puts things in perspective. -...
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:08:00 PST

flight of the valkries!

Things suddenly changed for me on the night of July 6th, 2000... I had just thoroughly washed my caramel toned body... swimming in a crawdad infested creek (or crick) will insight such acts... Rubbing...
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:26:00 PST

spongey vagina?

When was the last time you had KFC? For me it was the other day... and while chomping into that third delicious morsel... I thought... 'what uncanny similarities between this and some spongey vagina'....
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST

pickle brine & pomade

I found myself on the red line watching a piss drunk hey-bro white boy vomit up what looked to be Franken-berry cereal, a gargantuan black woman chomping on a piece of gum and it sounded like a new bo...
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:27:00 PST

ARBITRARY WUSS

WHAT THE HELL IS IT WE'RE AFRAID OF? IS IT  THE DARK? THE END? THE NOTHING? ACCOMPLISHMENT? WHAT?!i HAVE MANY GOALS, ALL OF WHICH SEEM OUT OF REACH... BUT ARE THEY? WHO'S TO SAY WHATS OUT OF...
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:59:00 PST

who wrote this?

The sun rose on my night sky and eclipsed the moon--the flower i held wilted and with an ascension of beauty, died--all that was left was this stem, lifeless and limp--will it breath again?--will i la...
Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST