it was not... |
I am not the asshole you think I am... If you read my last blog entry you will notice that it ends with "tick... tock... tick... tock". The bomb finally went off, just as I predicted, it was not prett... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 01:15:00 PST |
*sigh of relief* |
Fuck fame... Fuck fortune... Fuck everything... Fuck ambition... Fuck success... Fuck luck... Fuck this... Fuck drive... Fuck you... Fuck destiny... Fuck manifest... Fuck money... Fuck fear... Fuck th... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:41:00 PST |
i ownry speaka da chroot |
Since when did the Japanese think they could try their hand at snack foods? Have you tried this shit? It tastes like coi fish and panda urine wrapped in seaweed... I can't even eat this cr... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:46:00 PST |
whatever, ortiz... |
Papperazzi(sp?) and the media are the most modern, advanced form of assassin... they can kill a single persons persona, image, and millions of peoples souls with a single shot! Publicly as well! As Fl... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 03:13:00 PST |
random entries |
-Float down this river of piss.
-Dead fish.
-I will eventually stand by all my decisions..
-Conflict... The meaning of life.
-It's ok to laugh at the less fortunate... it puts things in perspective.
-... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 01:08:00 PST |
flight of the valkries! |
Things suddenly changed for me on the night of July 6th, 2000... I had just thoroughly washed my caramel toned body... swimming in a crawdad infested creek (or crick) will insight such acts... Rubbing... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:26:00 PST |
spongey vagina? |
When was the last time you had KFC? For me it was the other day... and while chomping into that third delicious morsel... I thought... 'what uncanny similarities between this and some spongey vagina'.... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 11:40:00 PST |
pickle brine & pomade |
I found myself on the red line watching a piss drunk hey-bro white boy vomit up what looked to be Franken-berry cereal, a gargantuan black woman chomping on a piece of gum and it sounded like a new bo... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:27:00 PST |
ARBITRARY WUSS |
WHAT THE HELL IS IT WE'RE AFRAID OF? IS IT THE DARK? THE END? THE NOTHING? ACCOMPLISHMENT? WHAT?!i HAVE MANY GOALS, ALL OF WHICH SEEM OUT OF REACH... BUT ARE THEY? WHO'S TO SAY WHATS OUT OF... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 03:59:00 PST |
who wrote this? |
The sun rose on my night sky and eclipsed the moon--the flower i held wilted and with an ascension of beauty, died--all that was left was this stem, lifeless and limp--will it breath again?--will i la... Posted by dorkus-mulorkus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |