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About Me

hi dudes im nick! as u may have guessed this is my space. it may be slightly random n wierd a bit like me really.
Any way im 18. im about 5'10" with browny blonde hair kinda. i like doing alsorts of normal things my more obvious hobbies are listed.
any how i must leave this riviting editing to feed my melons with some asparagous juice, right after i have looked at the badgers n sloths, then i may go saerch for some afgan turky farmers (you know who you are!!) but i must leave the long lorry in the park so that the pickles may inherit some bananas to love the remote n thats the end of that lepod with its eggs oh daer the gerkin people are here must leave..... bye bye didumms.
Hi im nicks friend, ive known him all his life even before he was ostricised by the leemers. Nicks a nice guy buy he sure can kick u in the crinkly wrinckly. did i mention he has an elephant he trains to disembowel afghan turkey farmers. Once i saw a man eat his own head he was called philip. now hes dead. All in all nick s a nice man who has two fingers an a nose, he likes the woman burley an manly. so lets all get naked but no funny buisiness. Love mr sham your ham a yam lam with backspace an gaz haz no head.
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You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

Rocker, Mosher

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Skater

95%

Goth

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Emo

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Trendy

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Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

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Prepy

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You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...
Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer
You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps
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A total sweetheart, you always have a lot of love to give out.
Your heart is open to where ever love takes you!
Your ideal Valentine's Day date: a surprise romantic evening that you've planned out
Your flirting style: lots of listening and talking
What turns you off: fighting and conflict
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My Interests

conodeling gypsy's, washing overcooked trinkets of doom, listerning to death metal and disembouling lunber jacks, amorously confudling small voles, poking unwelcome wilderbeasts, bathing possoms in apple tizer, jumping over big jumpy jumps riding a wild iguana,sloth slothing past rabid paper cuts, leaving frence persond at the alter with a kidny stone.

I'd like to meet:

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funky chicken, tasty bass, meaty mongol, greg.

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Music:

mmm slothy music like THE ABOMINABLE IRON SLOTH!!!!! very sludgy and muddy. i met a badger with my iron sloth, he dosnt live here anymore. I also like the band, (super exploding chav death) they are nice and jolly and make me gestate in my slow cooker. Today i like music with many songs like GGRRRindcore an Hard ass bashy boocore. also techno mammelcore is nice to play with. finally i will extend my arm to kill your appliances and all together we listen to the new ZAO album 'The llama is what keeps us aroused'
i like alot of music mostly heavy metal, grindcore, metalcore, sludgecore, and general good rock!!! none of these silly pop rock frogs!!!

Movies:

as most norwegian peoples i love zombie films and all films zombie related. i often dream of zombies and giving them big huggles and wuggles.You could say im infatuated with them. In all i like da filem wit da biiiig men on tricycles, expecially the 7th advent of christal nacht. Bye BYe moommy joo, ill text u wen i get to sweden. xXx.

Television:

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Heroes:

HE man, FaceCrapper, Turtle cropper, ManEater, Swampy wriggle butt, Mr Mr, Nixon, Saddam Hussain, ALf, ChavDESTROYER,ManTwatMANface, EATFORKUMAN, humble toad wanter, Osama bin oswald, TWAT TWAT TWAT TWIT, MOOSE STRangler,Timmy the wheelchair bound timTwater.