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I'm Clair. I'm 20 (but I look a lot younger than that, the general consensus being that I'm between 14 and 17 years of age... not that I'm going to mind looking 25 when I'm 40 :P), from a small village in a boring town called Mansfield in Nottinghamshire. I love the word "arse" - it's so expressive. I'm a bit of a wall flower - I'd much rather go through life without really being noticed or having to stand out. I have a bit of a phobia of attention, which is funny, since I don't actually give a shit what people think. But that's who I am. In my heart, I'm still 14 years old and I think I always will be. I don't want to grow up - people often notice this and interpret it as immaturity. I can be mature when I have to, but I like to have a laugh. My biggest flaw, I think, is my (lack of) motivation! According to Will, I'm a perfectionist. I'm incredibly indecisive (which annoys everybody, including myself), though I'm NOT submissive. I'm opinionated - there are very few things I don't have an opinion on, and I'm VERY intolerant of ignorance! I'm a Christian, and that probably doesn't mean a lot of the things you'll think it does, so don't judge me. I don't smoke or take drugs, though my addictions are just as bad - caffeine and chocolate. I'm a languages student, studying Spanish. I also want to learn Portuguese and perhaps Italian at some point in the future. I hope to become a translator, private tutor, examiner, or something like that. In the meantime, I work at a petrol station as a cashier. I don't have many true friends, but I love the ones that I do have (Will, Keli, Andy, Ange)... and I miss the Side Room Crew :( All of that aside, the most important thing in my life is my best friend and wonderful husband, Will. Physically, I'm short (5'2"), average build (not fat but not skinny - size 12), white, with blondey brown hair, which is medium length and straight. I have blue eyes, two arms, two legs, boobies, 7 piercings (ears twice, bellybutton and nose twice (one undernearth the other on the right side)), and three tattoos - a cherry with a tribal design around it on my left shoulder blade, which is a symbol of mine and Keli's friendship (she has the same on her right ankle), not a very good one on the inside of my right ankle, and I have "Will" on my lower back, which is my favourite by far! ~ Likes ~ First and foremost the two most special people in the world - Will Kumar and my best friend Keli Wass, being in love, SNEEZING, scribbling, parties / get-togethers, laughter, laughing so hard that it makes you cry, poetry, handwritten letters, text messages, gigs, mosh pits, pickled onions, Malibu, Jagermeister, films, the idiot box, funny adverts, Nottingham city centre, anything and everything to do with Spain and Spanish America, the word "moron", the word "neologism", the word "arse", sleep, dreams, my bed, my teddies, the name Colin, ODD NUMBERS, Winter, big jumpers, my smelly dog Bella, my DEMONIC cat Sooty, ice cubes. ~ Dislikes ~ Not being with Will, the Catholic church, the Schism break up (08.01.04), being told to hurry up, political correctness, Iron Maiden, homophobia, xenophobia, racism, sexism, ANY other form of discrimination, inequality of ANY kind, British kids that think they're American, white kids that think they're black, stereotypes, generalisations, hypocrites, contradiction, essays, EVEN NUMBERS, white deoderant marks on black clothes, people who go to gigs and stand in the mosh pit but don't move, PORTALOOS, cider (except Sirrus), spiders, Mansfield town centre, family occassions, not being able to sit in a pub without some PLONKER trying to "cop off" with me, putting on weight, EYE BOGIES, mashed potato *SICK*, peas, ice-cream (hurts my teeth), arguements, shallow and closed-minded people, materialistic / greedy people, fake people, wannabes / sheep (especially those who BLINDLY follow), PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiS, ppl hu tlk lyk dis (text language) *get some English lessons you illiterate t-w-a-t and DON'T message me before you do*, cheats, liars, users, attention seekers, depression, self-harm, the word "love" being thrown around, people with no self-respect, men who can't aim properly when going for a wee wee, people who don't text back, not having credit on my phone, peer pressure, SCRATCHED CDs, animal abuse, child abuse, boring or over-descriptive poetry, unnecessary swearing, spitting, people who don't accept other people's beliefs and opinions, hype in the media, shooty games, panda eyes, being alone, the thought of growing old and being un poco loco, the Pope (just DIE), thoughts of Hell, the word "fart", the word "shag", maths, FRENCH (hate it, hate it, HATE IT!), lack of sleep, nightmares, being too hot, being too cold, bad spelling, punctuation and grammar, Summer, food packaging (is there any need for THAT many wrappers?).