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Foxy Mauler

I'm pretty in Cincinnati, I'm not pretty in a general sense.

About Me


I like pop culture references, crazy old women, sailor hats, collecting dishes and chairs, and watching black and white television with a decent reception. Oh, and I wish I were culturally Jewish.

Also, my father is better than your father because he misspells the word "instead" and leaves notes like this for my mother...

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My Interests

Roller Skating
Roller Derby
Camp and Kitsch
Shortening as many words in a sentence as possible to end with "sh" (Delish, Condish, Situaysh...)
Bowling
Collecting vinyl
Pop icons
Driving
Professors
Pop Culture
Live Shows
Rocking all of the time!

I'd like to meet:

Sandy "Spin" Slade

I mean, this woman really knows her way around a basketball.

But really...Leonard Frey for pulling off one of my favorite lines ever from a play...

Michael: You're stoned and you're late. You were supposed to arrive at this location at eight thirty dash nine o'clock.

Harold: What I am, Michael, is a 32 year-old, ugly, pock marked Jew fairy, and if it takes me a little while to pull myself together, and if I smoke a little grass before I get up the nerve to show my face to the world, it's nobody's god damned business but my own. And how are you this evening?

Music:

I could have alphabetized this, but I'd rather make you hunt for the good stuff:
Cher
Rolling Stones
Alice Cooper
Nina Simone
Sam Cooke
Queen
The Cranberries
Le Tigre
Cyndi Lauper
Melanie
Tina Turner
Etta James
The Gossip
Donovan (I hate to admit it, but I like him better than the Dyl)
Belle and Sebastian
Erin McKeown
Bette Midler
The Who
Lunachicks
T-Rex
Patsy Cline
Paul Simon/Simon and Garfunkel
Led Zeppelin
Of Montreal
Talking Heads
Otis Redding
The Pretenders
Dusty Springfield
Smashing Pumpkins
Gravy Train!!!
Sleater-Kinney
Ani Difranco
The Guess Who
Joan Jett and the Blackhearts
Aretha Franklin
Dolly Parton
OK Go
Flaming Lips
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Regina Spektor
Tegan and Sara
Scorpions
David Bowie
The White Stripes
Radiohead
Bjork
The Shins
Elton John
Billie Holiday
Portishead
The Veils
Ben Folds Five
And um...90s EVERYthing

Movies:

The Big Lebowski
The Hours
Mrs. Doubtfire
Manhattan Murder Mystery
Boys in the Band
The Apartment
House of Yes
Sister Act
Serial Mom
American Splendor
Being John Malkovich
Ghost World
Pecker
Curse of the Jade Scorpion
Suspiria
Rushmore
The Life Aquatic
Velvet Goldmine
Cecil B. Demented
Heavenly Creatures
Victor/Victoria
First Wives Club
Wizard of Oz
Tommy Boy
Silkwood
Little Voice
Clay Pigeons

Television:

The X-Files
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Arrested Development
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The entire legacy that is the Degrassi series
Golden Girls
Late Night with Conan O'Brien (Andy Richter years)
Newsradio
Just Shoot Me
The L Word
Dallas
American Idol (LOOK! Guilty pleasure, alright?!)
Grey's Anatomy (yes, I'm one of THOSE people...you can blame my mother)

Books:

The Hours by Michael Cunningham
Take the Cannoli by Sarah Vowell
Roald Dahl's Tales of the Unexpected
Me Talk Pretty One Day by David Sedaris
Learning Joy from Dogs Without Collars by Lauralee Summer
All I Did Was Ask... by Terry Gross
She's Come Undone by Wally Lamb

Heroes:


Alice Cooper

Janeane Garofalo

Cher

Tina Turner

Cyndi Lauper

Shirley MacLaine

Lily Tomlin

Terry Gross

Joan Jett

Bea Arthur

Rodney Bingenheimer

My Blog

Macintosh

So, it seems as though my computer might be on its last leg, which obviously sucks because I'm dependent on the damn thing and I can't really afford a new one.  On the upside, this might just be ...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 01:48:00 PST

Is it too early in the morning for Sly & the Family Stone?

It's currently 7:50, I have been up since about 6:30, and get this, I don't have class until 9:30.  That's right, I have become a morning person.  This is something Jodi and I always talked ...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 06:08:00 PST

Ladies of NPR: a wall calender

No one reads my myspace blog and I am okay with that.Here goes anyway...I spent a lot of money this month which, in retrospect, was probably horrible timing to go on such a spree as the holiday season...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 03:07:00 PST

When I blow my nose I get dizzy.

Thanks for nothing, head cold. But seriously, on my way to class this afternoon, I was jamming to the Cranberries as is often the case.  I parked my car and turned the engine off mid-Ode to My ...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:41:00 PST

At that age, her phase was just beginning.

So.In a wave of nineties nostalgia, I started watching My So-Called Life a couple weeks ago.  The show is ridiculously dramatic, but what's more ridiculous is how much I was like Angela when I wa...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 06:00:00 PST

I don't pop my cork for every guy I see.

My 21st birthday is tomorrow.  I am trying not to be very excited, but the truth is...I really, really am; not that I have any major plans for going out to bars at midnight and doing power hour,...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 07:26:00 PST

A Fourth of July Anecdote

For those of you that know my mother, you probably know that, in general, she is one hip lady.  However, when it comes to the entertainment world and pop culture, aside for her show Grey's Anatom...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:06:00 PST

Publicaysh....ohne

Well.  A million things are happening all at once.  It's a crazy time of year, it seems.Friday.  Oh Friday.I woke up at three in the morning to begin studying for my ten a.m. cognitive ...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Mon, 15 May 2006 04:25:00 PST

No one's getting fat, except Mama Cass...and me, apparently.

I always mean to post in here, I really do, but the truth is, I could not figure it out.  I just couldn't remember how I did it back in February of '05. The reason I am posting is that yesterday ...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Tue, 09 May 2006 08:40:00 PST

Let's give it a try...

Well...I'm still getting used to this whole "My Space" thing. It is fun, but I can't decide if it is for me yet. I am really set in my ol' Jive Journal ways. Let's see...what to talk about... ...
Posted by Foxy Mauler on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST