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Crassus Traianus

Tempus fugit. Fama volat.

About Me

Living, breathing, eating, sleeping, walking, talking dichotomy. Subtle extrovert. Easy to talk to. Eclectic. Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative at times. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Prone to getting colds. Loves to dress up. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn. Heart and stomach are directly connected.


Your Kinsey Number is 4.5
Predominantly Homosexual, but More than Incidentally HeterosexualWhat's Your Kinsey Number?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva
You Are a Pegasus
You are a perfectionist, with an eye for beauty.
You know how to live a good life - and you rarely deviate from your good taste.
While you aren't outgoing, you have excellent social skills.
People both admire you - and feel very comfortable around you. What Mythological Creature Are You?
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have high conscientiousness.
Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life.
Most things in your life are organized and planned well.
But you borderline on being a total perfectionist.
Agreeableness:
You have high agreeableness.
You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly.
Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone.
You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance.
Neuroticism:
You have low neuroticism.
You are very emotionally stable and mentally together.
Only the greatest setbacks upset you, and you bounce back quickly.
Overall, you are typically calm and relaxed - making others feel secure.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseur of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
You scored as:
The All-Round Cute Gay Guy .
You are a cute guy who many would die to be with... lucky!!

The All-Round Cute Gay Guy


100%

Straight Acting


60%

Raging Queer


50%

A Big Bear


40%

S + M Guy


20%

Straight Queer Basher


0%

Straight


0%
What type of Gay are YOU?
created with QuizFarm.com Robot
You are 71% Rational, 42% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 0% Arrogant.

You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit.

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.
You Have a Phlegmatic Temperament
Mild mannered and laid back, you take life at a slow pace.
You are very consistent - both in emotions and actions.
You tend to absorb set backs easily. You are cool and collected.
It is difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional.
You are a great friend and lover. You don't demand much of others.
While you are quiet, you have a subtle wit that your friends know well.
At your worst, you are lazy and unwilling to work at anything.
You often get stuck in a rut, without aspirations or dreams.
You can get too dependent on others, setting yourself up for abandonment. What Temperment Are You?
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My Interests

Knowledge, Men, Tea, Politics, Music, Singing, Piano, Saxophone, Harmonica, Putt-Putt Golf, Quotations, Current Events, Food, Books, Movies, Video Games, Television, Sociology, Jacuzzis and Hot Tubs, History, Human Sexuality, Crossword Puzzles, Theology, Psychology, Campfires, Biology, Anatomy, Karaoke, Computers, Webcams, Engineering, Consumer Electronics, Literature, Jurisprudence, Physiology, Budweiser, Kinesiology, Aesthetics, Relativism, Architecture, McAlister's Deli, Theoretical Linguistics, Soccer, Quantum Physics, Captain Morgan, and Philosophy

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You Are 92% Open-Minded

You are so open-minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really.
But you may be confused on where you stand, in some cases.
You don't have a judgmental bone in your body, and you're very accepting.
You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

Your Political Profile


Overall: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

I'd like to meet:


| View Show | Create Your Own Bertrand Russell, Marcus Tullius Cicero, Aristotle, William Jefferson Clinton, OutKast, Johnny Depp, Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Gaius Julius Caesar, Ayn Rand, Ambrose Bierce, Albert Camus, Samuel L. Jackson, Morgan Freeman, Bill Gates, Peter Jackson, David Sides, Albert Einstein, Elie Wiesel, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Leonardo da Vinci, Jimmy Carter, Tony Blair, Anderson Cooper, Robert Frost, Whoopi Goldberg, Rickey Smiley, Jack Black, Henry David Thoreau, Mohandas K. Gandhi, H. L. Mencken, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Paul Mooney, John Stuart Mill, Oprah Winfrey, John Fitzgerald Kennedy, Michael Moore, Bill Maher, Dave Chappelle, Eddie Murphy, Katt Williams, Trey Parker, Neil Patrick Harris, Matt Stone, Cee-Lo, Conan O'Brien, Kevin Zegers, Ian Somerhalder, David Beckham, Channing Tatum, Ashton Kutcher, Orlando Bloom, Cam Gigandet, Frederic Deltour, Brent Everett, Sean Cody, Corbin Fisher, Trent Ford, Henry Cavill, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Tom Sturridge, Daniel Cudmore, Riley Smith, and you of course! Oh yeah, and someone who can teach me to do this:
Top 36 Key:
Row 1: Hot Guys
Row 2: Family
Row 3: More Family
Row 4: Still More Family
Row 5: Even More Family
Row 6: Homegirls
Row 7: Homeboys
Row 8: Homegirls
Row 9: Homeboys

Music:

My favorite artists are far too numerous to name, but include: Cee-Lo; OutKast; The Beatholes; Nate Dogg; Earth, Wind, and Fire; Amy Winehouse; Otis Redding; Regina Spektor; Ray Charles; the Dixie Chicks; The O'Jays; Marrina; Eminem; India.Arie; Donny Hathaway; Avenged Sevenfold; Koji Kondo; Red Hot Chili Peppers; Regina Skeeters; Sara Evans; Gregorian; The Juliana Theory; Corey Smith; David Sides; Dvorak; Etta James; 50 Cent; Charlotte Church; Chris Brown; System of a Down; Timbaland; Nobuo Uematsu; Nelly; Johnny Cash; Erykah Badu; Aaron Copland; Jewel; The Chi-Lites; Jonny McGovern; Bob Marley; Ciara; Grieg; OneRepublic; The Judds; Mozart; Smokey Robinson; Boyz II Men; Rilo Kiley; Elton John; Ben Harper; Carulli; 2Pac; Bob Marley; Hoobastank; Mary J. Blige; Cher; Sarah McLachlan; Dispatch; Vivaldi; Cake; John Williams; Chopin; Colbie Caillat; Sugarland; Destiny's Child; Muse; Ludacris; Brad Mehldau; George Winston; Brian McKnight; Hans Zimmer; Fats Domino; John Legend; Whitney Houston; Queen; Jack Johnson; Marvin Gaye; Usher; Shinedown; Haydn; Josh Groban; Dave Matthews (and his band); Natasha Bedingfield; Weezer; Bubba Sparxxx; Radiohead; Lil' Jon; The Beatles; Stevie Wonder; Enya; Herbie Hancock; Mason Williams; Boston; Scissor Sisters; Vanessa Carlton; My Chemical Romance; Simon and Garfunkel; Chicago; Rascal Flatts; Bach; Maroon 5; The Doobie Brothers; Westlife; Snoop Dogg; Talib Kweli; Gavin DeGraw; Monica; Yasunori Mitsuda; Linkin Park; Clint Mansell; Mary J. Blige; Yellowcard; Aaliyah; Franz Ferdinand; Evanescence; Sarah Brightman; Steve Miller Band; The Strokes; Aretha Franklin; Pretty Ricky; Credence Clearwater Revival; Hall and Oates; Avril Lavigne; DJ Quik; DJ Encore & Engelina; Killer Mike; Beethoven; Game; Dungeon Family; Justin Timberlake; MC Solaar; Sousa; Garth Brooks; Barry Manilow; Solomon Burke; Field Mob; Big Tymers; Jason Mraz; Tchaikovsky; Beyonce Knowles; Fifth Dimension; Joe Cocker; Lostprophets; Kansas; Frank Ticheli; Mariah Carey; Tenacious D; Az Yet; Kelly Price; The Hollies; Olivia; Steely Dan; Jackson Browne; Jefferson Airplane/Starship; Three Dog Night; Tom Jones; Deborah Cox; Donna Summer; The Killers; Norah Jones; Lauryn Hill; Alicia Keys; and many, many more.

Your Taste in Music:


80's R&B: Highest Influence
80's Rock: Highest Influence
90's Alternative: Highest Influence
90's Hip Hop: Highest Influence
90's Pop: Highest Influence
90's R&B: Highest Influence
Alternative Rock: Highest Influence
Classic Rock: Highest Influence
Gangsta Rap: Highest Influence
Hip Hop: Highest Influence
Old School Hip Hop: Highest Influence
R&B: Highest Influence
90's Rock: High Influence
Adult Alternative: High Influence
Country: High Influence
80's Pop: Medium Influence
Dance: Medium Influence
Progressive Rock: Medium Influence
Punk: Medium Influence
80's Alternative: Low Influence
Ska: Low Influence How's Your Taste in Music?

Movies:

Schindler's List, Tigerland, The Green Mile, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, The Rules of Attraction, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, The Illusionist, The People Under The Stairs, Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys, Brokeback Mountain, Curse of the Golden Flower, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Borat, 16 Blocks, The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas, Intolerable Cruelty, Dream Girls, Hairspray, A Man for All Seasons, Shrek movies, Collateral, Kung Fu Hustle, Sister Act movies, Priscilla: Queen of the Desert, Sin City, Austin Powers movies, Dirty Love, Syriana, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, The Terminal, Star Wars movies, American Beauty, Psycho Beach Party, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Sixth Sense, American Splendor, Bully, Memento, Kids, Arlington Road, Party Monster, Murder by Numbers, Blazing Saddles, The Girl Next Door, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Lord of the Rings movies, Man on Fire, Deep Impact, A Knight's Tale, The Wizard of Oz, March of the Penguins, Hustle and Flow, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, White Oleander, Matrix movies, A Beautiful Mind, Kill Bill movies, Hotel Rwanda, Cold Mountain, Kicking and Screaming, One Fine Day, The Chronicles of Narnia, Fight Club, Angels in America, The Skeleton Key, A Clockwork Orange, 50 First Dates, Boogie Nights, Where the Heart Is, The Devil's Advocate, American Psycho, Shakespeare in Love, Cabin Fever, Daddy Day Care, The Lion King, The Wiz, Speedway Junkie, Shaun of the Dead, John Q, Shaolin Soccer, Anchorman, Hustle & Flow, The Fox and The Hound, Gone With the Wind, Big, Super Troopers, Toy Story, Indiana Jones movies, Phantom of the Opera, Jurassic Park movies, Scarface, Get Real, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, The Dreamers, Lucas, The Little Mermaid, Event Horizon, Castaway, Virtual Sexuality, The Bourne Identity, Mulan, Anywhere But Here, Bad Boys 2, Pirates of the Caribbean movies, Equilibrium, SLC Punk, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Last Samurai, The Sum of All Fears, Minority Report, Six Degrees of Separation, Coming to America, Mulan, Ray, Forrest Gump, Gladiator, The Color Purple, Edge of Seventeen, Varsity Blues, The Incredibles, X-Men movies, Inside Man, Spider-man movies, Tears of the Sun, Gattaca, Bowling for Columbine, Apt Pupil, Domino, Mulan, Harry Potter movies, Phat Girlz, The Notebook, Wedding Daze, The First $20 Million, The Guru, and The Five Heartbeats

Television:

My favorite channels include: [adult swim], HBO, Showtime, ABC, Fox, CNN, CNN Headline News, National Geographic, TLC, Discovery, Discovery Health, The Science Channel, G4, Fox News, MSNBC, Animal Planet, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network, Trio, TNT, USA, FX, E!, TV Land, The History Channel, SciFi, BBC America, FLIX, Sundance, IFC, Encore, MTV, VH1, and SpikeTV

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Adams), The Good Earth (Buck), Fast Food Nation (Schlosser), Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them (Franken), Reefer Madness (Schlosser), Stupid White Men (M. Moore), America the Book (Stewart, et al), Uncle Tom's Cabin (Stowe), Naked (Sedaris), Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim (Sedaris), Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (C. Moore),Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs (Klosterman), Me Talk Pretty One Day (Sedaris), A Confederacy of Dunces (O'Toole), American Gods (Gaiman), 1602 (Gaiman, et al), Night (Weisel), Catch-22 (Heller), Lord of the Flies (Golding), Good Omens (Pratchett, et al), Democracy Matters (West), Watchmen (A. Moore, et al), The Lottery Rose (Hunt), Nigger (R. Kennedy), A Patriot's Handbook (C. Kennedy), The Color Purple (Walker), Calculating God (Sawyer), The Inferno (Alighieri), Things Fall Apart (Achebe), The Devil's Dictionary (Bierce), Now That I'm Out, What Do I Do? (McNaught), Middlesex (Eugenides), The Joy of Sects (Occhiogrosso), The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon (King), The 48 Laws of Power (Greene), The First Man in Rome (McCullough), The Wind Done Gone (Randall), A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius (Eggers), Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys (Barry), Gulliver's Travels (Swift), The Tragedy of Today's Gays (Kramer), and Ender's Game (Card)

Heroes:

Louise McDowell, Socrates, Martin Luther King, Bertrand Russell, Keith Olbermann, Jon Stewart, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Barbara Jo Blain-Olds, Mamie Lasherry Lynn Blain, Jobe Abraham Blain, Ruby Blain, Barack Obama, Cornel West, Noam Chomsky, Dr. Michael Eric Dyson, Gore Vidal, John Place, Kanye West, Dr. Phil McGraw, Rev. Al Sharpton, Elie Wiesel, Richard Dawkins, Joseph Merrick, Henry David Thoreau, Clarence Darrow, Brian McNaught, Larry Kramer, Christopher Hitchens, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Oscar Wilde, H. L. Mencken, Jonathan Swift, Aristotle, Whoopi Goldberg, Frederick Douglass, James Dean, John F. Kennedy, Alice Walker, Chinua Achebe, Burkhard Heim, Cicero, Benjamin Franklin, Learned Hand, Thomas Paine, Mark Twain, Dr. Sally Hare, Epicurus, John Stuart Mill, Aldous Huxley, Carl Sagan, Erich Fromm, Edward Abbey, Oliver Wendell Holmes, Archibald Macleish, Issac Bailey, Flannery O'Connor, Hunter S. Thompson, Ambrose Bierce, Robert Heinlein, L. Sprague de Camp, John Paul Stevens, Douglas Adams, Barbara Walters, and Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill

My Blog

Science: The Savior Turns Saboteur

Sexual Reorientation: The gay culture war is about to turn chemical.By William SaletanPosted Wednesday, June 18, 2008, at 8:29 AM ET ..TR> Human Nature Home | News | Hot Topics | Blog | Essays | D...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 02:24:00 PST

That’s What She Said

Please pardon the masturbatory nature of this post, but a recent comment about something a friend wrote about me in high school reminded me of this lil' number: Craigon brightens everybody's day with ...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:15:00 PST

Faith: Science :: Turnips: Apples

Is science faith-based? No. Oh, you want details? OK then. If you read any antiscience screeds, at some point or another most will claim that science is based on faith just as much as religion is. For...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 08:41:00 PST

How Deep The Rabbit Hole?

Sinking Currency, Sinking Country --> --> Pat Buchanan Fri Nov 2, 3:00 AM ET The euro, worth 83 cents in the early George W. Bush years, is at $1.45. The British pound is back up over $2, the hi...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:27:00 PST

If Today Is Your Birthday...

Is it just me or do they always publish the most uplifting horoscope for your birthday? Have a read: The year ahead offers exciting surprises. Some people have money, some have faith and some have luc...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:49:00 PST

Stephen Hawking for President!!!!!

U.S. needs smartest person at top By EUGENE ROBINSON Al Gore has been in town launching his new book, "The Assault on Reason," and you could have predicted the buzz: Is he about to jump into the race?...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 04:37:00 PST

War, Injustice, and The American Way

State Of The Apocalypse Glen Ford January 23, 2007 Glen Ford is the executive editor of the Black Agenda Report. Annual State of the Union Addresses usually present themselves as...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:21:00 PST

Sacrifice: That These Dead Shall Not Have Died in Vain

All I can say is, "DAMN RIGHT!" Olbermann: Special comment about 'sacrifice' Video here. Transcript follows:   BBC reports Bush will reveal troop surge plan in sacrifice-themed speech SPECI...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:04:00 PST

Everyday I'm Hustlin'

The Real Hustle: Real Scams   Here are five of the best (or, if you're on the receiving end, the worst) scams in the book, as explained by the real hustlers themselves... 1. Bluetooth hack The ...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:37:00 PST

There's Got To Be A Morning After...

Plan B Pill Now Readily Available (AP) -- A month after distribution began, the over-the-counter version of the morning-after pill is now available at pharmacies nationwide. Planned Parenthood...
Posted by Crassus Traianus on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 07:28:00 PST