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RUSTY MUSTARD

we dont see things as they are.... we see things as we are

About Me


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about me... i enjoy life,i talk to as many people as i can and i give everyone the benefit of doubt,however as bill said 3 strikes and yer out.right now im planning to get away for about 18 months,to do two winter seasons with a trip around the globe inbetween maybe follow the surf thru asia then drive across america.ive just started a photography course and im gettin right into it.its such a great release from the day to day monotony of the job.when i came back from france 3 years ago after doing a season in les arcs i always knew i wanted to go travelling again for longer and see more.its so easy to get side tracked from your plans but i think ive stuck to them quite well. got a transceint job in a call centre [if your doing a job you love you'll talk yourself out of not travellin and build a career ah did that when i worked for levi's]ive got my flat,my bike,my snowboards and lastly my camera gear..fuck me that stuff is dear.ah really love music,much prefer small gigs with the up and comin bands to stadium bands.. best gig ever was the pogues with joe strummer at the barrowlands. iwas lucky enough to be backstage for that one and you would not believe the rider they had for that gig.i saw goldfrapp and she was the most hypnotic person i have ever seen on stage ah really was like a moth to a flame. i enjoy a good blether ma boss will testify to that cause im always in bother with talking too much and not to customers.so if your still readin this,thanks and drop a comment
shredder survey
name MUSTARD
height/weight 5FT 10 / SUMMER 10 ST / WINTER 12STONE ??
stance/width/angles REGULAR/ SET 1 BACK/ 12 FRONT -6 BACK
season you started riding DAYGLO WAS STILL COOL
board SALOMON FORCAST ERA 159
bindings RIDE SPI
boots BURTON VIKINGS
outerwear ANYTHING BEGGED BORROWD OR STOLEN
goggles ARNETTE
home mountain THE COE OF MUCH GLEN NESS
iPod or MD? TAPE, WHY BECAUSE ITS WARM AND FUZZY
music LOUD N ROCKIN am MELLOW pm DISCO pm- am
park or pow? POW THEN TREES THEN PARK
most memorable day riding WHEN IS IT NOT?
crew you ride with MA BUDS, BUT I'LL RIDE WITH ANYONE IM A BIT OF TART THAT WAY
tindy or tailfish? TUNA
snow gangster, emo kid, or jock? REFUGE COLLECTOR
favorite trick THE LAST ONE I MANAGED TO PULL OFF
bradshaw or cronk haha BILLY CONNOLLY
last injury COMPRESSED VERTEBRAE, GOT THE 1/4 ALL WRONG
last trick you learned SWITCH STINKY MACCADEES TURBO CHOKKY MILKSHAKE
call last run? MINE
is the JP Walker look finally over? THE BLING THING AINT MY THING BUT IT DOES LOOK GREAT ON THE HOMIES THAT ROAM THE SLOPES AH HOPE WE DONT GO FOR SKINNY TIGHT FIT TROOSER OUCH!!
will Holden be cool next year? I LIKE WILL FERRELL
remember baseless bindings? NO BUT I LIKE THAT HOVERBOARD IN BACK TO THE FUTURE,COME ON GUYS WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET THEM
remember low backs? I LIKE GIRLS IN SLINGBACKS
jacuzzi or cold shower? ARE YOU MENTAL JACUZZI EVERYTIME MAN
pretzel or danish? DANISH PREFERABLY WITH HER SWEDISH FRIEND IN THE JACZZI
trends for next season THE BINMAN... YOU HEARD IT HERE 1ST
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My Interests

photography.. I really like people watching i dont know if thats falls into the category of interests but hey there you go,hillwalking,snowboarding i really cant get enough time on the mountains if youve been you will understand how beautiful it is, it always amazes me how it can be so still and yet so full of energy,scuba,mountain biking and all that kind of stuff.

I'd like to meet:

YOU.......... have a pint,and take your photo

adopt your own virtual pet!.. width="425" height="350" ..IS THIS NO THE FUNNIEST VIDEO EVER AH CAN WATCH THIS FOR HOURS

Music:

music i like? cor blimey it all depends on where i am what im doin who im with kinda thing huh. can i say everything, thats a bit of a cop out though. i like guitar bands from heavy rock to jingley jangley you know like the foos to the smiths, If youve ever been to a foos gig nah if youve ever been to any gig when its absolutely rockin its tits aff, when the whole band are zoned in and the drummer is tighter than a gnatts chuff, he's poundin those skin and drivin the band on and on,the bass player has a grip of your heart and he's squeezin it everytime he plays a note, the guitarist is playin his fekkiin soul out there his fingers are bleedin all over the fretboard and its killin him you can see the pain all over his face but he aint stoppin for nuthin,the singer is givin it everythin like its the last time he'll ever sing,ever see the rest of the band, ever feel that fuckin alive ever again. your there and your part of that experince,those emotions you never forget.. ah can close my eyes and relive every live act ive seen the good the band and the indifferent,that for me is rock n roll and i try and carry that into what i do in life.so is rock n roll a form of music,a lifestyle or an attitude?

Books:

david mitchell,richard ford,edward st aubyn,hisham matar,iain banks,toni morrison,martin amis,kazuo ishiguro,irvine welsh,james kelman,aa gill,steve martin,hans christian anderson,christopher brookmyre,roald dahl,yann martell,elizabeth kostova,anne donovan,spike lee,philip roth,anais nin,alan moore,bret easton ellis,mark haddon,Q,warlord,nme,2000ad,snowboard uk,dangergirl and any good gossip mag lyin around

Heroes:

anyone who puts up with the day to day shit thrown at them in order to achieve their own artform.they say there is a fine line between genius and insanity and i can fully understand that,dont get me wrong im not saying im a genius but im begining to understand the insanity of art. art being any form of expression,music,painting,movies,photography,writing etc.any kind of sport or hobby anything that fires your imagination or your passionate about.the highs you get when get something just right and the lows when it all goes to shit,or the way you feel like you are going to out of your mind because the brain numbing job your in prevents you from doing what your heart and mind desires and it is drivin you crazy but you need the cash to fund it. so if your puttin up with those kinda feelins then your ma hero and the best of luck to ya

My Blog

HAPPEEEEEEEE

YIPPPEEEEEEEE after waitin 3 months for ma new camera and lense from nikon,then it fukkin up after only 3 days  nikon have the spare parts in now and are repairing them as i write yussssssssssss...
Posted by RUSTY MUSTARD on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:43:00 PST

ahhhhhhhhh the banter

Ah had the saturday aff yuuuuussssss, up early tae go intae the toon. ah had tae get sum more film and spend the afternoon takin pics... majik in a wee photographic world o ma own ah parked ma car at ...
Posted by RUSTY MUSTARD on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 12:57:00 PST

DEATH BY MACAROON BAR

wit a mornin!!! jist had a fantasic nite with some great friends, we went to see SANTA v THE SNOWMAN  in 3d at the imax it only last 45 mins but its well funny. then we had an excellent ...
Posted by RUSTY MUSTARD on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 03:22:00 PST

BOOOOO!!!!!!!! YEHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

BOOOO just put the sorn on the bike,so she has been cleaned up,oiled,the battery is oot and she is tucked in fur the winter.no more winter biking with all its hazards,the biggest being tryin...
Posted by RUSTY MUSTARD on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:23:00 PST

late AGAIN

Ah went to sleep it was dark and when i awoke it was light ah knew then i was in trouble, 3 hours late worth of trouble, ah really canny go these dark mornins im savin like a mad man just now to fund...
Posted by RUSTY MUSTARD on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST

WINTER IS HERE

winter is here then eh! what to know how i know any kind of diet i had has gone right oot the windae last nights dinner consisted of half an asda smart price strawberry cheesecake ( bargain at o...
Posted by RUSTY MUSTARD on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 05:50:00 PST