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LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!)

Mother fur cow!

About Me

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lauren --
[noun]:
A dance involving little to no clothing
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Hey there! I go by the names of Loz, Doof, Munchie, Guns, Lozzasist and or simply, Lauren.
I am a student at westminster uni on biomedical science. I spent a year studying veterinary medicine at the royal vet college but didnt enjoy it and decided i didnt want to be a vet!
I do a bit of modelling/promo work etc because I enjoy it, it helps me get a little extra cash and i can have photos im proud of when im old and fat! You can find me for sale at www.ilovebreasts.co.uk on mugs, mousemats and puzzles!
I love taking photos, especially band shots! I do most of the photography for Shellshock. Im also their merch chick, and I love hanging with the boys and touring the country. Theyve just recorded their album!! myspace.com/shellshockuk
I grew up in Chesham, Bucks which is actually not that bad compared to Harrow, where I now live!
My best friend is Jon Ayre Goodwill. Thanks for all the amazing times, JAGLER 4EVA!
I have some awesome friends! Loving hanging out with all the different circles of crazy mates!
Loves: JAG, the metal, clubbing, CORNWALL!, cornish food, sunshine, summer, cream, cakes, sleep, Jack Daniels, Screaming Orgasm cocktails, hot goth chicks in skimpy clothing, pink and black, red, food, shopping, gigs, photography, kissing, FLIRTING!, animals, nice asses and legs!, being random, vimto, crisp sandwiches, stinger bars, watching movies, Kens chinese, people with character, laughing, surfer dudes.Hates: fucking drugs- u bunch of cunts- ur not cool 'look at me fuck myself up, go on look cos i wouldnt be doing them otherwise,' chavs, unimaginative people, miserable fatties, religious obsessives, pollution, failure, my thighs!, leery buisness men, train delays, cloudy grey days, drizzle, arrogant players.
ILOVEBREASTS.CO.UK- CURRENTLY FEATURING ON:
4 x mugs
5 x mousemats
1 x puzzle

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My Interests



Gigs, shellshock, photography, animals, clubbing, shopping, sleeping,CORNWALL, eating, parties, FUN!...

I'd like to meet:

*People I already kinda know &/or havent seen for years! *Shellshock fans! *People interested in similar stuff to me! *Anyone interested in using my modelling services!- togs, makeup artists, bands, clothing companies, agencies etc. * Happy to chat to most people that have something to say other than 'im a creepy 50 yr old perv heres a picture of my pants' or 'hey ur buff ting holla back' SAY SOMETHING INTERESTING FFS! MESSAGE ME B4 ADDING IF I DONT KNOW YA!

Music:

Mainly metal. THE METAL!! SHELLSHOCK american head charge, atreyu, biohazard, bleeding through, blink 182, breed 77, deftones, dub war, evanescence, fear factory, ill nino, iron maiden, KSE, korn, lacuna coil, linkin park, marilyn manson, megadeth, pantera, pitchshifter, RATM, rammstein, chillis, sepultura, skindred slipknot, the prodigy. Also like Bowling For Soup, groovy 70s soul stuff and depending on my mood cheesy pop shite like Busted (Year 3000 dudes!)check out- myspace.com/shellshockuk

Movies:

Comedy and horror, chick flicks. Love Leon, Anatomy, Miss Congeniality, Bedazzled, Fifth Element, Finding Nemo, Dodgeball, Ghostbusters 2, Austin Powers, Fight Club, Deuce Bigalow, The Princess Bride, Silent Hill.

Television:

THE MIGHTY BOOSH! Scrubs, Big Brother, Sugar Rush, My Name is Earl, My So Called Life, Desperate Housewives, Will and Grace, Friends, CSI

Books:

Murder, crime, psycho stuff. Bit of vampire stuff as well!

Heroes:

intelligent and original people

My Blog

Miss Maxim: please give me a decent rating!!

http://www.maximmag.co.uk/missmaxim2007/latestgirls2007/7028 /lauren_r.html please go to the above link and give me a decent rating! Thanks! x
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Tue, 29 May 2007 09:45:00 PST

im in maxim!

march issuecheck out the plastic cover: im on the back and the inside page!also in the little black book in the 'london' section!awesomex
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:32:00 PST

Happy new years!

awesome party last nite guys! hope youre all having a good new year! off to tenerife on the 2nd-9th! ill b back with a tan hopefully! heres a montage of piccies from the partay!: ...
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:53:00 PST

evil jager

well i am officially a jagerette (yes ok thanks rob for 'introducing' me to it :P) and have worked a Music Live, an Electric Eel Shock music video and the motorhead gig for em so far. So I went alon...
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 02:48:00 PST

my boobies...

page3.com page 3 idol comp- 18/10/06 :P warning it looks like this: ...
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:29:00 PST

Fuck suicide girls!

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&f riendID=160215&blogID=176104318&MyToken=2B7571A-39A4 -47D3-888FC0E1D8B80DCA30580732 Take a look at the first girl (Aiki)'s set- ther...
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 01:19:00 PST

another update on the life of loz

start my 1st teachin week at uni on tues (2mz). its typical aint it- i have mons, thurs and alternating weds off- and i get the offer of being a featured artist in a ministry of sound video on friday ...
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:02:00 PST

I got into Miss Limo finals!

woop!so on sunday im competing to become misslimo! yey! party after plus freee accomodation in the hotel yey! gonna be wikid! and i finally get to meet all the hotties ive been chatting to- yes that m...
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST

1st day at new uni!

... ROCKED! Yeah man gonna like it there! Firstly there are males there (thats arent in huge gay proportions and are pretty to look at!)- im no longer at a virtually all girls uni lol! Secondaly- I c...
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST

stuff

just sent my 1st set to SG! scary, wonder if it will be approved! some of the pix are wicked, but think the backgrounds r a bit much hmm!off to cornwall 2nite! woop!x
Posted by LoZ of Jaglermeister (friends only!) on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 12:32:00 PST