PEE

Once upon a time there lived a girl, one that they called JP. She was an awkward lass, that JP, always frolicking in public places and flashing her hick-like grin at inappropriate moments. Despite her blatant insanity, people seemed to think she was a relatively normal person and was somehow not tossed into the local looney bin. She even found several chums that could tolerate, and even comprehend her delirium. Gosh, some of them were as crazy as she! AH FAH SHI!!!!!! JP is a dame that puts her kookiness to good use. She fancies a good time with her gang, especially when the ganj/booze is present. She feels as though she was put on this earth to eat as much as she possibly can, travel like a madwoman, and make others laugh or back away slowly, whichever they prefer. She loves dressing in vibrant, patterned clothing and wishes that she were a San Francisco-based hippie, circa-1967. From that last comment, one could assume that JP adores classic rock and hippie beats, and regards music as her one, ardent love. Next to food. And history. JP is a major history buff, and, as a history major, gets uber excited over her courses. Yes, JP sure is a weird one, but she is not ashamed! Rather, she embraces her eccentric self and continues to frolick about and alarm people with her gawky tendancies. It's coo! And now, a quote from the Great Emancipator himself, Abe Lincoln. "There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law." Confused? Meh.