Callaway/Raynor

Callaway/Raynor was formed in the early part of the 21st century when a cup of coffee was left on a desk over the weekend. It started off as a mould and rapidly evolved into an advanced civilisation. Eventually, the inhabitants started composing music as a way of honouring and appeasing their vengeful and slightly malicious gods - Heath Callaway & Marc Raynor. The gods were pleased, so they decided to steal the music and claim it as their own.
After some time, the inhabitants of the coffee cup came to realise that they weren..t gods at all but the notoriously evil and widely feared ..Infringers of Copyright.. (or possibly both). The lawyers from the coffee cup civilisation decided to sue, but the matter was settled out of court when Callaway/Raynor flushed the contents of the cup down the toilet, thereby avoiding a long and costly legal battle and gaining an empty cup. (Previously they had been asked if the cup was half full or half empty and responded that it was completely full of disgusting crap.)
Many years passed and despite leaving numerous coffee cups, beer bottles and Orchy bottles full of disgusting crap lying around, no more musical civilisations evolved. (Although, one particularly nasty strain of slime mould, did produce an Australian Idol contestant. Needless to say, they not only flushed that one but sterilised the toilet afterwards.)
These days you can find Marc & Heath yelling ..Your gods are not pleased.. or ..No you idiots, it..s verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, verse, chorus, coda.. and similar motivational mantras into coffee cups, old jam jars and anything else with mould or fungus growing in it, hoping in vain for something resembling music or at the very least, an advertising jingle or mobile phone ring tone.
This bio was written by an old juice bottle. Any similarity to bacterial infections or Australian Idol contestants, living or dead, is purely intentional.