Joey M@cHetE BLK/MRKT - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I was born in a barrel of butcher knives, then shot in the ass with two colt .45's. I swam the atlantic ocean and wrassled an electric eel, I've chewed up railroad iron, and shit out steel! I drank the ocean and swallowed a whale, handcuffed lightning and threw thunder's ass in jail. Yes i'm the player of all players and the mack of all macks, I gave a headache to excedrin, then knocked the shit outta ex-lax. I've been makin money since Washington was put on a bill, I even whooped Jack's ass and took his ho Jill. You see, I'm the straw who finally broke that camel's back, and made all you bitches say fuck McDonald's and call me "The Big Mac".

My Interests

pro wrestling/psycology - teasing - music - art - travel - food - business - movies - propaganda - burritos - marketing - leisure...if ya know what I means.

I'd like to meet:

Alive or Dead: The 1970's drugged up fatso ELVIS, Neil Fallon, Duane Peters, Corey Parks, The ORIGINAL Sheik, Charles Manson, Jesus H. Christ, SATAN, Sid & Nancy, Anton LaVey, Mike Tyson, Harley Race, Jake LaMotta, Robert DeNiro, Tesco Vee, Belladonna, John Lydon, Bob Marley, The D, BUKOWSKI, Andy Kaufman, Charles BRONSON, Lenny Bruce, GG Allin, Dynamite Kid, BIGFOOT, Hugh Hefner, Frank Shepard Fairey, Sinead O'Connor, Paul Thomas Anderson

Music:

CLUTCH * Die'HUNNS * JohnnyCASH * The MURDERcity DeViLS * theBRONX * thePIETASTERS * theFLAMINGlips * BRIGHTeyes * Sinead O'Connor * the(INTERNATIONAL)NOISEconspiracy * riverboatGAMBLERS * theREFUSED * JAMESbrown * LouREED * IGGY * KrisKRISTOFFERSON * SICK OF IT ALL * stiffLITTLEfingers * neilYOUNG * theSTRANGLERS * theBLACKkeys * theMEATMEN * arcticMONKEY'S * benHARPER * theDISTILLERS * EYEHATEGOD * theGADJITS * R.L.Burnside * theWHITEstripes * GOGOLbordello.....etc.

Movies:

My favorite movie of all time is Boogie Nights, but I also love tHe DeViLs ReJecTs * Sid and Nancy * Raging Bull * Snatch * Black Snake Moan * Fight Club * The Departed * hUSTLE & fLOW * Hated a GG ALLIN Documentary * Anchorman * Buffalo '66 * Hedwig and the Angry Inch * Blow * Basketball Diaries * Goodfellas * Casino * The Godfather Trilogy * Magnolia * The Royal Tenenbaums * Sexy Beast * Romper Stomper * Cape Fear * Kalifornia * Reservoir Dogs * Seven * Pulp Fiction * American Psycho * Scarface * Donnie Brasco * American History X * Old School * Natural Born Killers * Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels * Bullet * Napoleon Dynamite * Made * Swingers * Gummo * The Great Rock n' Roll Swindle * GRINDHOUSE *Shoot interviews......shit like that.

Television:

KILL YOUR TELEVISION....it really makes you fat, lazy, and stupid. But when I feel like being fat, lazy and stupid (all at the same time) I watch: The Office * Family Guy * Curb your Enthusiasm * 30 Rock * Sarah Silverman Program * Sopranos * Seinfeld

Books:

I mainly read books on pro wrestling, sad isn't it?

Heroes:

Zack Galifianakis * Frank Shepard Fairey * Dynamite Kid

My Blog

Greatest Blog Ever!!!

People that read blogs are faggots!
Posted by Joey M@cHetE BLK/MRKT on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

BLACK MARKET Shoot Interview 1/30/07

Alan J. Wojcik: Let's get some background information on each of you before we get to the good stuff. Where did you grow up and what made you decide to become professional wrestlers?Joey M@cHetE: I w...
Posted by Joey M@cHetE BLK/MRKT on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:19:00 PST